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IwantU Bryan · 09-02-2005, 12:26 PM

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap, all of which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had

never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.

Why · 09-02-2005, 01:43 PM

yea, fuck the french

candyflip · 09-02-2005, 01:47 PM

That was funny the other 5 times it was posted.

09-02-2005, 12:26 PM	#1
IwantU Bryan Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 1,764	Breaking news in Lance ARmstrong accusations Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France. The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap, all of which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe." Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle. __________________ Bryan D ICQ: 293214625 !!!Coming Soon!!! Last edited by IwantU Bryan; 09-02-2005 at 12:27 PM..

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candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	That was funny the other 5 times it was posted. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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