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chronic avenger · 09-01-2005, 08:01 PM

Im strickly blunts now..
<and yes only the best weed-no its not a waste>

..But when I had a bong
brass monkey - 6 footer
green lantern - 2 chamber water bong

any pot heads in the house? whats your bongs name...

pornstar2pac · 09-01-2005, 08:02 PM

mines called the glass dick

chronic avenger · 09-01-2005, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pornstar2pac

mines called the glass dick

hummmm Ill pass on that one.

bDok · 09-01-2005, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronic avenger

Im strickly blunts now..
<and yes only the best weed-no its not a waste>

..But when I had a bong
brass monkey - 6 footer
green lantern - 2 chamber water bong

any pot heads in the house? whats your bongs name...

Was red eye express... now just joints. Hate having to clean pipes and bongs. Like the blunts, but just not good at rollin them yet.

chronic avenger · 09-01-2005, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bDok

Was red eye express... now just joints. Hate having to clean pipes and bongs. Like the blunts, but just not good at rollin them yet.

here ya go

HOW TO ROLL A BLUNT....

?First pick your blunt
(or papers)
?Check your blunt for freshness
?Cut your blunt
(some lick them but I think that taste to nasty)
?Then dump you tobacco..when empty tear off the rounded end.
(for neatness)
?Filler up...Not to much...because of breakage.
?Spread your filling to fill out the blunt, in an even fashion
?Roll your blunt towards you..
(for the more experienced rollers Its just like papers)
?Once the you reach the end of your blunt ...
lick and stick the end of the blunt Then your done...FIRE IT UP...

luv$ · 09-01-2005, 08:06 PM

used to be all glass called "Bukawa" - Like the music in the old pornos: "bukawa-bukawa-bukawa" Cause it'd fuck you smooth.

I hope that made sense, was funny at the time.

chronic avenger · 09-01-2005, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

old pornos: "bukawa-bukawa-bukawa" Cause it'd fuck you smooth.

I hope that made sense, was funny at the time.

and still is funny.. IMHO

bDok · 09-01-2005, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

used to be all glass called "Bukawa" - Like the music in the old pornos: "bukawa-bukawa-bukawa" Cause it'd fuck you smooth.

I hope that made sense, was funny at the time.

i'm picking up what your laying down.

bDok · 09-01-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronic avenger

here ya go

HOW TO ROLL A BLUNT....

?First pick your blunt
(or papers)
?Check your blunt for freshness
?Cut your blunt
(some lick them but I think that taste to nasty)
?Then dump you tobacco..when empty tear off the rounded end.
(for neatness)
?Filler up...Not to much...because of breakage.
?Spread your filling to fill out the blunt, in an even fashion
?Roll your blunt towards you..
(for the more experienced rollers Its just like papers)
?Once the you reach the end of your blunt ...
lick and stick the end of the blunt Then your done...FIRE IT UP...

going to be getting pack of phillies tomorrow after work.

werd.

chronic avenger · 09-01-2005, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bDok

going to be getting pack of phillies tomorrow after work.

werd.

feel free to hit me up on ICQ if you get stuck.. or need help smoking it

bDok · 09-01-2005, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronic avenger

feel free to hit me up on ICQ if you get stuck.. or need help smoking it

Bobby_the_pyn · 09-01-2005, 08:22 PM

Quote:

mines called the glass dick

You must be thinking of your speed pipe. That's what I've always heard them called.

chronic avenger · 09-01-2005, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby_the_pyn

You must be thinking of your speed pipe. That's what I've always heard them called.

yeah... must be a speed thing.

Jace · 09-01-2005, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronic avenger

here ya go

HOW TO ROLL A BLUNT....

...

redman - how to roll a blunt (i have this on vinyl, i should rip it to mp3 for you all)

(Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SHIT!!)

Check it out
Yo 1992 begins the new wave for the blunt rollers
You know what I'm sayin'?
The saga of the philly blunt continues
The flava's the P Funk y'all get wit it
Check it out...

(Verse 1)

Check out a new type of gimmick which is splendid
Since you're down with other shit let's see if you're down with this
It's about..strictly trying to roll a blunt
When you get the hang of it, you'll catch more blunts than Archie Bunk
First of all you get a fat bag of ism
From uptown, any local store sells the shit friend
Purchase a philly, not the city of Philly
Silly punk, I'm talking 'bout the shit called the Philly blunt
Lick the blunt and then the Philly blunt middle you split
Don't have a razor blade, use ya fuckin fingertips
Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in
Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end
Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta
The results, mmmmmmmm....proper

(chorus)
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
Let's all roll a blunt
..and get fucked up (yea)
(repeats again)

(Verse 2)

The second paragraph might makes you laugh
When a brotha rolls a blunt and his breath smells like gr-ass
That's when you know you gotta take the blunt from him
Cuz his breath has the dragon in the dungeon
(yo, yo, yo, light the blunt. uh yo, here's the lighter..)
I would if this shit would stop drippin' wit saliva
And if you gonna lick it, don't drown it with ya spit, shit
I dunno what dick or last puss you licked quick
And how 'bout the non-blunt rollin' females
That always fucks it up 'cuz they don't wanna break their Lee nails
(hee hee hee hee hee, sorry Red for spilling it..)
You better pickup every seed of it
Because I paid 10 bills for the get ill..
And for spilling it you better get lost or get grilled
Bo know everything from sports to other stuff
But I bet you Bo dunno know to roll a blunt.

(chorus)

(hey nigga pass the gotdamn blunt. shit! what you holding it all day for?
Sit yo big ass down...)

(bridge)
Yo, yo, check this out
I want all the real niggas out there and the females too
If you got a fat blunt in ya mouth and you feeling high as hell
I want y'all to repeat after me, check it out
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up..)
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up...)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell..)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell) Yea.

(Verse 3)
Last but not least, Redman would like to say peace
To all the blunt rollers from the Tri-State to the Middle East
And gimme a blunt when I kick the bucket
Devil or no devil when I am the wrong to be fucked with
So everybody put they blunt up in the air
Take a puff, blow the smoke out like ya just don't care
So..(pump up the volume) ..so it's heard thru the next block
I'm out, peace to Red Foxx, I'm off to the cess spot..

(outro)

(yea, DJ Twinz in the house)
Yea, Redman's in the house
Yo, peace to Pack Pistol Posse, the 4,5,6
Yo, I'm out, yo Reg
Turn this shit off man (yo turn that shit off..

chronic avenger · 09-01-2005, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX

redman - how to roll a blunt (i have this on vinyl, i should rip it to mp3 for you all)

(Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SHIT!!)

Check it out
Yo 1992 begins the new wave for the blunt rollers
You know what I'm sayin'?
The saga of the philly blunt continues
The flava's the P Funk y'all get wit it
Check it out...

(Verse 1)

Check out a new type of gimmick which is splendid
Since you're down with other shit let's see if you're down with this
It's about..strictly trying to roll a blunt
When you get the hang of it, you'll catch more blunts than Archie Bunk
First of all you get a fat bag of ism
From uptown, any local store sells the shit friend
Purchase a philly, not the city of Philly
Silly punk, I'm talking 'bout the shit called the Philly blunt
Lick the blunt and then the Philly blunt middle you split
Don't have a razor blade, use ya fuckin fingertips
Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in
Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end
Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta
The results, mmmmmmmm....proper

(chorus)
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
Let's all roll a blunt
..and get fucked up (yea)
(repeats again)

(Verse 2)

The second paragraph might makes you laugh
When a brotha rolls a blunt and his breath smells like gr-ass
That's when you know you gotta take the blunt from him
Cuz his breath has the dragon in the dungeon
(yo, yo, yo, light the blunt. uh yo, here's the lighter..)
I would if this shit would stop drippin' wit saliva
And if you gonna lick it, don't drown it with ya spit, shit
I dunno what dick or last puss you licked quick
And how 'bout the non-blunt rollin' females
That always fucks it up 'cuz they don't wanna break their Lee nails
(hee hee hee hee hee, sorry Red for spilling it..)
You better pickup every seed of it
Because I paid 10 bills for the get ill..
And for spilling it you better get lost or get grilled
Bo know everything from sports to other stuff
But I bet you Bo dunno know to roll a blunt.

(chorus)

(hey nigga pass the gotdamn blunt. shit! what you holding it all day for?
Sit yo big ass down...)

(bridge)
Yo, yo, check this out
I want all the real niggas out there and the females too
If you got a fat blunt in ya mouth and you feeling high as hell
I want y'all to repeat after me, check it out
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up..)
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up...)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell..)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell) Yea.

(Verse 3)
Last but not least, Redman would like to say peace
To all the blunt rollers from the Tri-State to the Middle East
And gimme a blunt when I kick the bucket
Devil or no devil when I am the wrong to be fucked with
So everybody put they blunt up in the air
Take a puff, blow the smoke out like ya just don't care
So..(pump up the volume) ..so it's heard thru the next block
I'm out, peace to Red Foxx, I'm off to the cess spot..

(outro)

(yea, DJ Twinz in the house)
Yea, Redman's in the house
Yo, peace to Pack Pistol Posse, the 4,5,6
Yo, I'm out, yo Reg
Turn this shit off man (yo turn that shit off..

I rolled my first blut to Grand Puba -
Redman man knows whats up with The Chronic Avengers.

Jace · 09-01-2005, 08:38 PM

yo chronic, you still interested in some toons for sig trade? if so hit me up

chronic avenger · 09-01-2005, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX

yo chronic, you still interested in some toons for sig trade? if so hit me up

sure <static?>.. holla at ya boy...

HorseShit · 09-01-2005, 09:01 PM

the purple doucher

Morgan · 09-01-2005, 09:02 PM

Volcano.

chronic avenger · 09-01-2005, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ganjasaurus

Volcano.

<homer simpson voice> hummmmm volcano uuuggghhhhh!!

Orgasmics · 09-01-2005, 09:05 PM

Stella Blue... and the big glass one is Graffix... at least that's what it says on the tube. ;)

chronic avenger · 09-01-2005, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

the purple doucher

story behind this one???

chronic avenger · 09-02-2005, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgasmics

Stella Blue... and the big glass one is Graffix... at least that's what it says on the tube. ;)

graffix make some nice stuff.

TDF · 09-02-2005, 02:04 AM

pookie rodriguez...i shit you not

chronic avenger · 09-02-2005, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDF

pookie rodriguez...i shit you not

ya know I had a feeling.

ADL Colin · 09-02-2005, 02:40 AM

Don't smoke any more but in college it was Hector

chronic avenger · 09-02-2005, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Colin

Don't smoke any more but in college it was Hector

hector... when I think bong names ..
hector isnt one of them.

MandyBlake · 09-02-2005, 08:25 AM

i don't own a bong. i've never smoked weed.
i think hookahs are pretty though.

abz · 09-02-2005, 08:26 AM

The beast!

Thats not it but I used to have one like that

Oracle Porn · 09-04-2005, 07:14 PM

mine doesn't have a name...but I changed them every few days....so I'm a bong whore ;)

Giorgio_Xo · 09-04-2005, 07:16 PM

I call it the Ju-ju Stick.

Morgan · 09-04-2005, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abz

The beast!

Thats not it but I used to have one like that

who the fuck are you trying to kid???

that's not a bong.

it's clear that's alcohol fermenting. look at the top, that's an airlock, not a mouthpiece...

wtf

whoababesnet · 09-04-2005, 07:47 PM

Damn...

I'm smoking pot but i'm not as addict/lost as you... hellll no !

oh my....

Morgan · 09-04-2005, 08:18 PM

oh ya, here's my bong....

chronic avenger · 09-04-2005, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ganjasaurus

oh ya, here's my bong....

DAMMM... now we have volcanos erupting...

greentea · 09-04-2005, 09:30 PM

My bong broke a long time ago, my freind is called dutchmaster.

The Ghost · 09-04-2005, 09:32 PM

BeaverBong

SilverTab · 09-04-2005, 09:39 PM

I had a nice glass bong...(rather small)...dropped it 2 days ago...

he died...

BlackCrayon · 09-04-2005, 09:45 PM

doesn't have one but if it did it would probably be stinky, lol.

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