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woj 09-01-2005 06:05 PM

50.........

killerkay 09-01-2005 06:06 PM

why the fuck would an american be jealous of canada when anybody knows my country is much better then yours. nobody is jealous of canadians, actually most people make fun of the queers.

porn-dog 09-01-2005 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killerkay
why the fuck would an american be jealous of canada when anybody knows my country is much better then yours. nobody is jealous of canadians, actually most people make fun of the queers.


I would agree that most of you are not jealous, but thats because you are not educated in our way of life, if you were, you would be jealous. You only know about your city, county state, country... you eyes are closed to everything else....

directfiesta 09-01-2005 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
If a natural disaster hits the north of canada you should start a similar thread saying how great it is to live in vancouver.

moron.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Where the fuck is North Canada ....

Our country is big


if I spit, it won't cross borders ....

QuaWee 09-01-2005 06:17 PM

The World Respects us
Molson Canadian Beer

lmao

killerkay 09-01-2005 06:19 PM

budweiser.....

USA has better education then Canada last i checked

porn-dog 09-01-2005 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee
The World Respects us
Molson Canadian Beer

lmao


The beer was a joke, ass. But "The world respects us" now that is dead on.... and you can't compete there, and I think you already knew that :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

porn-dog 09-01-2005 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killerkay
budweiser.....

USA has better education then Canada last i checked

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"You are about to be owned"


THE USA SMARTER THAN CANADA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

QuaWee 09-01-2005 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porn-dog
The beer was a joke, ass. But "The world respects us" now that is dead on.... and you can't compete there, and I think you already knew that :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh very true

porn-dog 09-01-2005 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killerkay
budweiser.....

USA has better education then Canada last i checked


Statistics Survey:

The Finns have ranked high on the list every time this survey has been conducted, although they placed second in the mathematics section of the test to Hong Kong.

The United States ranked 24th on the list, and Washington was criticized by Andreas Schleicher, the coordinator of the report, for the way it spends education money. Canada was #11.

Young 09-01-2005 06:30 PM

You forgot lots of hot slutty brunettes.

Here in the good ol' U.S. we have more slutty blondes.

Drake 09-01-2005 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by porn-dog
haha? wait for what? these are things that make our country great....... oh yea you reminded me!


NO BOMBINGS

I think Osama declared Canada an enemy. A bombing could be in your future :2 cents:

porn-dog 09-01-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33
I think Osama declared Canada an enemy. A bombing could be in your future :2 cents:

Ya... I remember that... I don't think he knew what he was talking about....

jact 09-01-2005 06:38 PM

No hurricanes? Are you serious?

http://www.ec.gc.ca/water/en/manage/..._ont.htm#hazel


Hurricane Hazel induced the most severe flooding in Toronto in over 200 years. As much of the floodplain had been developed, the flood damage was high, being estimated at $25 million ($146.9 million in 1998 dollars). Over 20 bridges were destroyed or damaged beyond repair, 81 lives lost, and 1868 families left homeless.


It may not have been a cat 5, but it was still devastating to a city that doesn't expect them.

CDSmith 09-01-2005 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33
I think Osama declared Canada an enemy. A bombing could be in your future :2 cents:

Can Osama even find Canada on a map? I know a lot of other people in *cough* other countries can't. :1orglaugh

Spunky 09-01-2005 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killerkay
budweiser.....

USA has better education then Canada last i checked

I guess you didn't make that list..it's "than" last time I checked

cool1 09-01-2005 06:45 PM

excellent weed

MetroPornTour 09-01-2005 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
Is being self-righteous a good thing?

So when Americans talk like this it's being patriotic and proud.

But....

When Canadians talk like this it's being "self-righteous"

alexg 09-02-2005 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Can Osama even find Canada on a map? I know a lot of other people in *cough* other countries can't. :1orglaugh

If he could find USA he can find Canada as well

alexg 09-02-2005 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
So when Americans talk like this it's being patriotic and proud.

But....

When Canadians talk like this it's being "self-righteous"

No but when stupid canadians start threads like this after a NATURAL DISASTER has hit the United States it shows how fucking moronic they are...

same goes for replies such as yours...

Vitasoy 09-02-2005 02:15 AM

A big earth quake is bound to happen in the westcoast..

porn-dog 09-02-2005 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Can Osama even find Canada on a map? I know a lot of other people in *cough* other countries can't. :1orglaugh

Terrorist: Sir what is wrong?

Bin Laden: Damn them Canadians, Damn them..

Terrorist: I agree, this will be a most gloreous attack on their country.

Bin Laden: no, I can't find their country anywhere on this map, damn them..... ahhhh fuck it, lets hit the U.S. again...

Terrorist: Yes sir.

porn-dog 09-02-2005 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
No but when stupid canadians start threads like this after a NATURAL DISASTER has hit the United States it shows how fucking moronic they are...

same goes for replies such as yours...

Any bombings tonight alexg?

Just curious.... ciao....

Validus 09-02-2005 03:20 AM

Common wealth!!!!

Stacey_JoinRightNow 09-02-2005 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenny
DON'T FORGOT ABOUT THE COLD! :1orglaugh

Yeah, freezing cold... and canadians are nice people too! hehehehe

alexg 09-02-2005 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porn-dog
Any bombings tonight alexg?

Just curious.... ciao....

There's no CNN among the polar bears?

porn-dog 09-02-2005 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
There's no CNN among the polar bears?

I'll take that as a no.... :1orglaugh

MetroPornTour 09-02-2005 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
No but when stupid canadians start threads like this after a NATURAL DISASTER has hit the United States it shows how fucking moronic they are...

same goes for replies such as yours...

I don't want to argue with you but....

I've lived in your country and remember americans refering to people as.

1. Sand monkeys. (Reference to arabs.)
2. Surrender monkeys. (Reference to the french)
3. Snow monkeys. (Reference to canadian after we choose to not go to Iraq)

I also recall the following said often.

1. Kill them all and let God sort them out. They aren't human anyway.
2. Turn the middle east into a glass parking lot
3. What do you call a china man in a tsunami? A rice pattie! (Not too certain who or what this is in reference to.)

So perhaps you should consider carefully who or what you call moronic.

And judging by the many...Many...MANY... ignorant posts on this forum. I think a thread like this that only has people being thankful they aren't american is pretty tame. It also does not insult anyone, including americans.

That is unless you operate under the erronous belief that everyone in the world secretly wants to be american.

alexg 09-02-2005 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
I don't want to argue with you but....

I've lived in your country and remember americans refering to people as.

1. Sand monkeys. (Reference to arabs.)
2. Surrender monkeys. (Reference to the french)
3. Snow monkeys. (Reference to canadian after we choose to not go to Iraq)

I also recall the following said often.

1. Kill them all and let God sort them out. They aren't human anyway.
2. Turn the middle east into a glass parking lot
3. What do you call a china man in a tsunami? A rice pattie! (Not too certain who or what this is in reference to.)

So perhaps you should consider carefully who or what you call moronic.

And judging by the many...Many...MANY... ignorant posts on this forum. I think a thread like this that only has people being thankful they aren't american is pretty tame. It also does not insult anyone, including americans.

That is unless you operate under the erronous belief that everyone in the world secretly wants to be american.

where did I say there aren't american morons?

do you think I wouldn't write the same if something bad happened in canada and some american started a thread entiteled "How good it is to be an American - no deadly earthquakes" or whatever....

I think it's generally stupid to start threads like this when someone is down... and it's not even political... it's a god damn NATURAL DISASTER! It's gotta take a real idiot without any feelings to start a thread like this.

porn-dog 09-02-2005 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
where did I say there aren't american morons?

do you think I wouldn't write the same if something bad happened in canada and some american started a thread entiteled "How good it is to be an American - no deadly earthquakes" or whatever....

I think it's generally stupid to start threads like this when someone is down... and it's not even political... it's a god damn NATURAL DISASTER! It's gotta take a real idiot without any feelings to start a thread like this.

You don't give up do you? Don't you understand the point of this thread? In times like these you really need to sit back and think about what you have, and how lucky you are to have it! We take everything for granted, when we shouldn't, because look how quickly people can lose it. Again, That is why I this thread you clown, no go back to the circus.

alexg 09-02-2005 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porn-dog
You don't give up do you? Don't you understand the point of this thread? In times like these you really need to sit back and think about what you have, and how lucky you are to have it! We take everything for granted, when we shouldn't, because look how quickly people can lose it. Again, That is why I this thread you clown, no go back to the circus.

you don't start threads that say

How good is is to be Canadian:

NO EARTHQUAKES
NO TSUNAMIS
NO HURRICANES
blah blah...

at the time when another country (that is far from being your enemy btw) suffers from one of the biggest natural disasters in it's hostory. PERIOD.

rambler 09-02-2005 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
where did I say there aren't american morons?

do you think I wouldn't write the same if something bad happened in canada and some american started a thread entiteled "How good it is to be an American - no deadly earthquakes" or whatever....

I think it's generally stupid to start threads like this when someone is down... and it's not even political... it's a god damn NATURAL DISASTER! It's gotta take a real idiot without any feelings to start a thread like this.

If an American moron started a similar thread, you would be kissing his ass or not saying anything at all. :2 cents:

Holly 09-02-2005 06:44 AM

It's fabulous. I love being Canadian.

Alex From San Diego 09-02-2005 09:06 AM

I guess the Canandians already forgot about the 1998 ice storm that cost over 4 billion dollars and the most recent natural disaster in 2001?02 drought that cost over $5 billion.

So either the canadians are dick deep in snow and ice, freezing to death 4-5 months out of the year or their is no water to irrigate their prairies.

I think I'll stay in San Diego and deal with the earthquakes, fires and mudslides....LOL

Point is, there is not one place on earth where we are not vulnerable to natural disasters. The only thing we can do is be prepared and listen when officials tell us to leave.


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