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Old 08-31-2005, 12:36 PM   #1
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16 bumper sticks I would like to see

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.



Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"



The proctologist called
...they found your head.



Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.





Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.



I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.



WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.



Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.



Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"



Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.



Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.



If you can read this..I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.



Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.



Hang up and drive!!
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Old 08-31-2005, 12:44 PM   #2
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This one is funny, the others were just okay.

"Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," "
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Old 08-31-2005, 12:50 PM   #3
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Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"


Where can I get mine? I know I know
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Old 08-31-2005, 12:50 PM   #4
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haha, those are great man
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Old 08-31-2005, 01:43 PM   #5
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those are great, good work.
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Old 08-31-2005, 01:52 PM   #6
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Lets add a few

Love is thinking that one chick is diefferent from all the rest

Guns Cause crime like spoons cause Rosie O'Donnel to be fat and stupid

Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it

women marry men thinking they will change and men marry women thinking they wont change, therein lies the problem.
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Old 08-31-2005, 01:56 PM   #7
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I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.

This one's for me!
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Old 08-31-2005, 02:17 PM   #8
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I really like

Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
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Old 08-31-2005, 02:30 PM   #9
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very funny!
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