Let's ruin an ICQ spammers day....

Spacedog 2/16/02 12:39 AM You are the skank!!

149888047 2/16/02 12:39 AM i'm just a sexy Girl !






LOL BWAAHAHAHAHHahahahahhhahahha..... oh dear... ... nevermind.....

http://fury.com/aoliza/
those bots fool a lot of people

Spacedog your DA MAN!
Everyday you make my day dude

This was one of the best things I have seen so far on gfy:D

thats the dumbest thing i've ever seen.

aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.timberfrog.com/icqza/download.html this is where all the auto respoders started at,

Bwahahaha
That was PRICELESS!
Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Ignorance :D
wtg! The good thing is that the sponsor prog. is now aware of the cheater..

That's going in my sig at some point.

Thanks for the laugh man!

tell me more about that.

I just hope that guy's bot keeps a log, and that he checks it from time to time.

What a fucking lark.

Spacedog, you're so full of shit.

Its one thing to fuck with someone, its another to make yourself look like a complete retard.

Oh no! FTC agents enroute!
Quick.... jump out of the nearest window!

hahahaha... best laugh i've ever had.

No. Now both the sponsor and host can have a great laugh also. You probably just gave this guy 1months free hosting :D

i'm simply speechless... didn't i mention somewhere that he has to be banned (as a favour)

wassup with the new freehost?

Oh and spacey, please don't get mad at these last few posts..
They may sound negative, but we're all just sexy girls...

spacedog, you're almost as funny as this guy.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=36787

Wow,this was a good one. I doubt that his name is Julious from new york either. What numbnuts uses their REAL info for the whois.

aaaaaright... some friendly advice now... spacey.. stop reading the board... stop posting on the board... stop fucking around on the board... stop replying to spam... stop "investigating" spam... stop your insane jumps from one project to another and focus on the thing that brings you most $$$ (for the moment)... stop asking stupid questions - spend time figuring the things out for yourself...

that should do for now...

did i mention stop reading the boards?

btw, this oil guy wouldn't be your relative, right?

http://shawinternet.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000017.html

Very cool...

I wrote an IRC sex bot once w/ mirc script... some guys would talk to it for 15 minutes -- if they tried to talk dirty with my bot-babe I'd send them an ad ;) At least my bot was a little more random than "I'm just a sexy girl ;)" haha...

Damn...Space you just beat the shit out of a BOT!...way to go bro...I am sure you taught it a thing or two....keep up the spam bashing bro..some day you will make a dent I am sure of it

i'm just a sexy Girl !

get him dawgy,hes an 0ld sch00l spammer ;)

I even think the folks at spamcop would laugh at this

"this is the office of the united states
federal trade commission"

heheh spacey.. rather than whingeing about the spam why don't you learn a bit of PERL and use your new found appreciation for how realisitc auto responders are to get some space bling?

You got nailed by a robot bitch

You can get these progams I am not sure where but I have recieved SPAM from companies that spam ICQ for a living!

Funniest thread I have ever seen, I had to bring it up, for Amps Tribute to Spacedog

Spacedog is my man-bitch.....

YOU are MY man-bitch.

Oh jesus.. here we go again..
where's the popcorn & beer..

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wierd you almost dug that up exactly one month later

Ya, know, i think he was talking to a bot...

If you swear - it replies in a 'oh my god, what do you say?' type of reply

if you don't, it plays dumb - 'oh, he he'

anyway, that's what I would do if I were spamming on ICQ...

some of those guys dont realize that they reply too quickly, and it's impossible for someone to read and type a reply in 0.1 seconds - they should wait a second or two, especially if it's a long sentence.

Just for the record, I'm informing you guys how to sniff out these bots, I AM NOT telling you how to program them better.

cheers,

im just a sexy goat =/

you have desecrated the sacred thread!

I be sorry..but everytime I think of this I bust out in hysterical laughter...like right now..bwahahahahah

This thread is SOOO fucking funny... I'm gonna have to make a collection of these... hahahahahaha

Thanks for the bump, I dont think I've laughed so hard since the first time I read it.

I thought spacedog is back

lol
I'm just a sexy girl

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

haha

The best Thread known to man kind

ah shit pipe - that is one of the all time funniest threads. ever.

absolutely classic. does anyone remember when amp redid it, months later?

Check out Spacedog's old site

http://www.69khz.com

nice

hahahah...you skank!

LOL, so fucking obvious a bot!

i am thinking about it

i am thinking about it


check my website.. http://ww.enaneij.com

I am thinking about it

I am erika

I am erika

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<img src="http://www.hustlin.com/gfy/images/arguing.jpg">
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haha

there are keywords dude

if you write "fuck,no,hell etc etc .. " bot chooses the correct answer and sends it to you :=)

god spacedog are you fucking stupid or what, no sense of what is going on. those are called auto replies, its to act as if yo are talking with someone, so lame people like you hold convos with scripts. anyway,
for someone such as yourself who has over 3000+ posts i would expect 100% more from you. but i guess that was asking way to much.

look, people spam all the time the actual chance you will catch them yourself is so slim it makes your pee pee look larger then life.

and to think you just did exactly what he wanted, posted it on some wonderful news board so everyone could see.

well I dunno about the rest of you people but SPAM rules.

its a way of life, not all spammers are good. there are XEVILX spammers on the net and everywhere else, think about magazines you purchase. did you ask to recieve all those lame ass ad's in the magazine, NO! SPAM! when you watch basic TV channels in the privacy of your own home, and see commercials you didnt request? NO! SPAM! so uh get with the rest of the world and learn to ignore shit.

PS spamcop, spamhaus, and the rest of the anti spam sites can take a big Stack dump. they are all in for the money, they could give 2 shits how you feel.

...oh yes, that was great !

1/2/01 3:31 PM - Probability that this conversation was rigged: 90%. Probability that people will still rate it above 8.0: 90%.

sixty: yo

sixty: oh sorry...wrong sn

AOLiza: please don't apologise.

sixty: k...my mistake

AOLiza: is it important to you that your mistake?

sixty: uhh...not really, i'm an asshole, i make a lot of them

AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is an asshole?

sixty: yeah, the world is full of pathetic assholes

AOLiza: let's discuss further why your mistake.

sixty: discuss what?? There is no substance to it...i simply mistook your screename for a friends. SORRY. I really didn't mean to bother you nor initiate a coversation with you

AOLiza: have you asked such questions before?

sixty: and what question are you referring to?

sixty: who is this?

AOLiza: what is it you really want to know?

sixty: (Chirs...is this really you?? I'm gonna kill you)

AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me.

sixty: k, well lets discuss you then

AOLiza: oh, i then?

sixty: yes YOU!! Who are you?? Lets see...let me guess, if your anything like me, your an asshole as well

AOLiza: please tell me some more about this.

sixty: more about what?

AOLiza: why do you ask?

sixty: well yhou told me to tell you more about THIS...I'm not sure I undestand what you were referring to when you said "this"

AOLiza: oh, i more about this?

sixty: what?

AOLiza: why do you ask?

sixty: hey, look, I'm having a really bad day, so unless your really chris, please stop iming me.

AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is having a really bad day?

sixty: yeah, my girlfriend.

AOLiza: why do you say your girlfriend?

sixty: because like me, she is worried sick.

AOLiza: earlier you said your girlfriend.

sixty: yes......my girlfriend

AOLiza: why do you say your girlfriend?

sixty: because she may be pregnant okay!!!?? The fucking condom broke while we were fucking and I didn't realize until i pulled out. Okay chris!!! can you stop being an asshole now!!!

AOLiza: is that the real reason?

sixty: yes its the damn real reason.......we spent 2 hours at planned fucking parenthood okay!!! wanna see the damn paperwork. come over here now and i'll show it to you.

AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?

sixty: like you should be talking....the king of colorful four letter words is scolding me for my use of foul language?? that's a joke!!

AOLiza: does that have anything to do with the fact that your girlfriend?

sixty: yes....of course it does. the possibility of my girlfriend getting pregnant should rationalize my use of 4 letter words and allow me to be in a pretty bad mood!!! not to mention the fact that i have to deal with her being sick and moody because of the damn thing she had to stick up there

AOLiza: is something making you feel angry ?

sixty: yes, the fact that Angie blames me for having to stick that pussy pole thing up her hahahaha so she doesn't get pregnant. Like it was my fault the condom broke!!!

AOLiza: why don't you tell me a little more about this.

sixty: she was the one into it more then i was

sixty: i didn't even want to fuck

AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?

sixty: she was screming like a monkey

AOLiza: in what way?

sixty: okay, jerk...how's this....i didn't even want to have intercourse

AOLiza: what do you think?

sixty: i think she's mad at herself because she was the one practically throwing herself on my cock, when i told her i just wanted to relax that night and cuddle.

AOLiza: is it important to you that your cock?

sixty: damn man......your getting queer on me today

AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?

sixty: what's up your sack?

AOLiza: what about your own sack?

sixty: of course my cock is important to me......and my sack too for that matter.......as a guy wouldn't you agree?? what are you a transexual or something??

AOLiza: your cock is important to you?

sixty: well if i want to come and have kids some day then i would have to say so

AOLiza: what do you know about you want to come and have kids some day then you would have to say so?

sixty: well i know that i want to have lots of sex, and i think angie and i are planning on kids one day....a day far away

AOLiza: what would it mean to you if you got to have lots of sex?

sixty: look chris, are you goin to generals party or what???

AOLiza: what is it you really want to know?

sixty: if we're goin to generals party together or am i gonna have to grab you lazy fat irish ass out of that hole of yours and make you come

AOLiza: really, if we're goin to generals party together or are you gonna have to grab me lazy fat irish ass out of that hole of mine and make me come?

sixty: yes.....or i can just call Laura and have her make you come (or cummmm shall i say )

AOLiza: but your cock.

sixty: look......i just wanna have some fun tongiht.....i'm sick of angie and her problem...just want to escape to night. if that means blowing a load in Laura's mouth, then fine.....its a blowjob.....she's the queen of em!!! whats the big deal?/ Angie is so damn stressed that she wont suck on a damn thing.

AOLiza: is something making you feel angry ?

sixty: yes...the fact that you keep asking me questions and the fact that i desperately need to come in some girls mouth

AOLiza: i understand.

sixty: NO YOU DONT!!!

sixty: Amy isn't possibly pregnant.

sixty: how could you

AOLiza: what answer would please you most?

sixty: !!

AOLiza: let's discuss further why your cock is important to you.

sixty: the one where you admit that i'm right and that you are sorry for giving me shit when I deserve serious attention considering my serious dilemma

sixty: leave my cock out of it

AOLiza: why do you say your cock out of it?

sixty: you keep talking about that i'm gonna think your gay or something and never put my cock near it

sixty: *you

AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me.

sixty: yes i see that. why don't we discuss you?? How's Amy doin?? She still like that 'abc's

sixty: with the tongue?

AOLiza: let's discuss further why your cock out of it.

sixty: shit...my bad

AOLiza: does this topic make you feel angry ?

sixty: look fux...normally i would be in the mood for your antics, but it was a really bad last few days. come on man, you would understand...the condom breaking thing is screwing me in the head, i'm really stressed out. can we just drop it and get out of here??

AOLiza: why are you concerned over my antics?

sixty: Laura is waiting in her dorm for us.

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

sixty: no

sixty: we jsut have to leave

sixty: !!!

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

sixty: stop asking me so many qustions....no it doesn't.....lets go

AOLiza: why 'no'?

sixty: because your mother is a whore...is that a good answer.......no can we please decide what were doing now

sixty: ??

AOLiza: please go on.

sixty: fuck you.....i'm calling you right now!!!!!!!!!!

AOLiza: does it make you feel strong to use that kind of language?

sixty: dude.....pick up......asshole

sixty: !!!

sixty: NOW!!!

sixty: comeone

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

sixty: *come on

sixty: fuckface.....i'm callin again...this time answer:-$

AOLiza: please go on.

sixty: leaving multiple messages

sixty: pick up

AOLiza: please go on.

sixty: i'll start molesting your cell phone voicemail

sixty: blow me

sixty: answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

sixty: about what??

AOLiza: have you asked such questions before?

sixty: what a bastard your being. damn, your gonna have to blow me a bunch of times to make up for this one buddy.

AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?

sixty: lol

sixty: no it doesn't

sixty: later' we'll discover that HAL can even read lips.

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

sixty: soon we wonder whether HAL is more like a human than a machine?

AOLiza: what about machines worries you?

sixty: I see what your trying to do...I got your email.....haha...very clever

AOLiza: do you want my trying to do?

sixty: why do you want to know if do i want you trying to do?

AOLiza: but what are the chances that do you want me trying to do?

sixty: why do you want to know the chances that I want you trying to do?

AOLiza: does that question interest you?

sixty: why...does it interest you?

AOLiza: does that question interest you?

sixty: why does wheather or not i'm interested by your question interest you?

AOLiza: what makes you think of my question interest me?

sixty: we're you dropped on your head a lot when you were a kid. i know your mom was a working lady, but didn't know she was that bad of a mother!!!

AOLiza: are you worried about someone else's head a lot when me was a kid?

sixty: so, how is karl?

AOLiza: does that question interest you?

sixty: no fuckface.......go to hell......i'm comin over. peace. either you come, or I blow my load in Laura's mouth all alone...no moist tongue for you......wouldn't that suck!!! Becasue you know she's my whore and not yours...she'll even fuck me tonight...too bad.

AOLiza: are you angry?

sixty: yes....cuz your a pric today....i'm leaving...be there in 5

AOLiza: please go on.

probability that you are a complete moron?
100%

end of thread!

lol, classic, i'm just a sexy girl!