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bhutocracy 02-16-2002 06:13 AM

Spacedog 2/16/02 12:39 AM You are the skank!!

149888047 2/16/02 12:39 AM i'm just a sexy Girl !






LOL BWAAHAHAHAHHahahahahhhahahha..... oh dear... ... nevermind.....

blunt 02-16-2002 06:13 AM

http://fury.com/aoliza/
those bots fool a lot of people

SR 02-16-2002 06:34 AM

Spacedog your DA MAN!
Everyday you make my day dude

This was one of the best things I have seen so far on gfy:D

ldinternet 02-16-2002 09:29 AM

thats the dumbest thing i've ever seen.

aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

kenjin 02-16-2002 10:20 AM

http://www.timberfrog.com/icqza/download.html this is where all the auto respoders started at,

danevans 02-16-2002 10:45 AM

Bwahahaha :1orglaugh
That was PRICELESS!
Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Ignorance :D
wtg! The good thing is that the sponsor prog. is now aware of the cheater..

railz 02-16-2002 11:02 AM

Quote:

Spacedog 2/16/02 12:23 AM too fucking late...
this is the office of the united states
federal trade commission
That's going in my sig at some point.

Thanks for the laugh man!

Martin 02-16-2002 11:35 AM

tell me more about that.

ldinternet 02-16-2002 11:45 AM

I just hope that guy's bot keeps a log, and that he checks it from time to time.

What a fucking lark.

Spacedog, you're so full of shit. :321GFY :321GFY

Its one thing to fuck with someone, its another to make yourself look like a complete retard. :321GFY :321GFY

Quote:


You are spamming & I have logged your IP..
I will notify ICQ & your ISP of your spamming
activities..

this is the office of the united states
federal trade commission

I have just emailed your sponsor,
celeb-dollars..
You have violated their TOS & as a result,
your account will be deleted..

FTC agents are on their way..

I'm on the phone with CaveCreek.. Kiss your
websites goodbye..

this will teach you a fucking lesson boy..

Your sites will be shut down within 24 hours

your isp will be shutting you down as well

ICQ is deactivating your account & IP blocking you..

FTC is enroute to you

I just emailed apic...

getting an internet shut off first thing in the morning

how your gonna pick up the soap without getting butt raped!

Oh no! FTC agents enroute!
Quick.... jump out of the nearest window!

hahahaha... best laugh i've ever had.

Due 02-16-2002 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog
but that didnt stop me from sending this log to his host & his sponsor..lol
No. Now both the sponsor and host can have a great laugh also. You probably just gave this guy 1months free hosting :D

pr0view 02-16-2002 11:58 AM

i'm simply speechless... didn't i mention somewhere that he has to be banned (as a favour) :Graucho

wassup with the new freehost? :1orglaugh

danevans 02-16-2002 12:01 PM

Oh and spacey, please don't get mad at these last few posts..
They may sound negative, but we're all just sexy girls... :1orglaugh

ldinternet 02-16-2002 12:09 PM

spacedog, you're almost as funny as this guy.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=36787

Sorry 02-16-2002 12:10 PM

Wow,this was a good one. I doubt that his name is Julious from new york either. What numbnuts uses their REAL info for the whois.

pr0view 02-16-2002 12:13 PM

aaaaaright... some friendly advice now... spacey.. stop reading the board... stop posting on the board... stop fucking around on the board... stop replying to spam... stop "investigating" spam... stop your insane jumps from one project to another and focus on the thing that brings you most $$$ (for the moment)... stop asking stupid questions - spend time figuring the things out for yourself...

that should do for now...

did i mention stop reading the boards? :1orglaugh

btw, this oil guy wouldn't be your relative, right? :Graucho

http://shawinternet.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000017.html

TheFLY 02-16-2002 12:32 PM

Very cool...

I wrote an IRC sex bot once w/ mirc script... some guys would talk to it for 15 minutes -- if they tried to talk dirty with my bot-babe I'd send them an ad ;) At least my bot was a little more random than "I'm just a sexy girl ;)" haha...

FADE19 02-16-2002 02:15 PM

Damn...Space you just beat the shit out of a BOT!...way to go bro...I am sure you taught it a thing or two....keep up the spam bashing bro..some day you will make a dent I am sure of it
:1orglaugh

FATPad 02-16-2002 02:34 PM

i'm just a sexy Girl !

Sorry 02-16-2002 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Very cool...

I wrote an IRC sex bot once w/ mirc script... some guys would talk to it for 15 minutes -- if they tried to talk dirty with my bot-babe I'd send them an ad ;) At least my bot was a little more random than "I'm just a sexy girl ;)" haha...


get him dawgy,hes an 0ld sch00l spammer ;)

I even think the folks at spamcop would laugh at this

bhutocracy 02-16-2002 06:26 PM

"this is the office of the united states
federal trade commission"

heheh spacey.. rather than whingeing about the spam why don't you learn a bit of PERL and use your new found appreciation for how realisitc auto responders are to get some space bling?

ZapMan 02-16-2002 06:44 PM

You got nailed by a robot bitch

You can get these progams I am not sure where but I have recieved SPAM from companies that spam ICQ for a living!

Pipecrew 03-16-2002 06:52 PM

Funniest thread I have ever seen, I had to bring it up, for Amps Tribute to Spacedog

Specialist 03-16-2002 06:54 PM

Spacedog is my man-bitch..... :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Specialist
Spacedog is my man-bitch..... :thumbsup
YOU are MY man-bitch. :thumbsup

spacedog 03-16-2002 07:30 PM

Oh jesus.. here we go again.. :1orglaugh
where's the popcorn & beer.. :glugglug

buster 03-16-2002 07:50 PM

02-16-2002 08:44 PM | Edit | Quote | Profile | WWW | Search |

03-16-2002 08:52 PM | Edit | Quote | Profile | WWW | Search |


wierd you almost dug that up exactly one month later

Juge 03-16-2002 11:01 PM

Ya, know, i think he was talking to a bot...

If you swear - it replies in a 'oh my god, what do you say?' type of reply

if you don't, it plays dumb - 'oh, he he'

anyway, that's what I would do if I were spamming on ICQ...

some of those guys dont realize that they reply too quickly, and it's impossible for someone to read and type a reply in 0.1 seconds - they should wait a second or two, especially if it's a long sentence.

Just for the record, I'm informing you guys how to sniff out these bots, I AM NOT telling you how to program them better.

cheers,

TDF 09-17-2002 03:11 AM

im just a sexy goat =/

Amputate Your Head 09-17-2002 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
im just a sexy goat =/
:eek7

you have desecrated the sacred thread!

TDF 09-17-2002 03:22 AM

I be sorry..but everytime I think of this I bust out in hysterical laughter...like right now..bwahahahahah:glugglug

GFED 09-17-2002 03:35 AM

This thread is SOOO fucking funny... I'm gonna have to make a collection of these... hahahahahaha

:)

Ted 09-17-2002 05:07 AM

Thanks for the bump, I dont think I've laughed so hard since the first time I read it.

Brian911 09-17-2002 06:40 AM

I thought spacedog is back :1orglaugh

lol
I'm just a sexy girl :thumbsup

Dildozer 09-17-2002 07:03 AM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Plat 09-17-2002 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog



Um..
Bots dont reply..

haha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pipecrew 11-30-2002 11:37 PM

The best Thread known to man kind

quiet 11-30-2002 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
The best Thread known to man kind
ah shit pipe - that is one of the all time funniest threads. ever.

absolutely classic. does anyone remember when amp redid it, months later?

:glugglug

Fletch XXX 11-30-2002 11:41 PM

Check out Spacedog's old site

http://www.69khz.com

:glugglug

quiet 11-30-2002 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Check out Spacedog's old site

http://www.69khz.com

:glugglug

nice

TDF 11-30-2002 11:57 PM

hahahah...you skank!

multisexsite 12-01-2002 12:01 AM

LOL, so fucking obvious a bot!

i am thinking about it

i am thinking about it


check my website.. http://ww.enaneij.com

I am thinking about it

I am erika

I am erika

Hustlin Entertainment 12-01-2002 01:37 AM

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bwho 12-01-2002 02:31 AM

haha

B.Diker 12-01-2002 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog



Yeah, well... true, but what threw me off guard was the..

Sorry, never mind... I didn't think you will
be so disappointed...


& then um I suppose not...

& so I didnt know bots even existed...
just thought he/it was fucking busting my balls with all the hellos..

there are keywords dude

if you write "fuck,no,hell etc etc .. " bot chooses the correct answer and sends it to you :=)

cheesev1 12-01-2002 04:10 AM

god spacedog are you fucking stupid or what, no sense of what is going on. those are called auto replies, its to act as if yo are talking with someone, so lame people like you hold convos with scripts. anyway,
for someone such as yourself who has over 3000+ posts i would expect 100% more from you. but i guess that was asking way to much.

look, people spam all the time the actual chance you will catch them yourself is so slim it makes your pee pee look larger then life.

and to think you just did exactly what he wanted, posted it on some wonderful news board so everyone could see.

well I dunno about the rest of you people but SPAM rules.

its a way of life, not all spammers are good. there are XEVILX spammers on the net and everywhere else, think about magazines you purchase. did you ask to recieve all those lame ass ad's in the magazine, NO! SPAM! when you watch basic TV channels in the privacy of your own home, and see commercials you didnt request? NO! SPAM! so uh get with the rest of the world and learn to ignore shit.

cheesev1 12-01-2002 04:12 AM

PS spamcop, spamhaus, and the rest of the anti spam sites can take a big Stack dump. they are all in for the money, they could give 2 shits how you feel.

funkmaster 12-01-2002 04:17 AM

...oh yes, that was great !

B.Diker 12-01-2002 04:17 AM

1/2/01 3:31 PM - Probability that this conversation was rigged: 90%. Probability that people will still rate it above 8.0: 90%.

sixty: yo

sixty: oh sorry...wrong sn

AOLiza: please don't apologise.

sixty: k...my mistake

AOLiza: is it important to you that your mistake?

sixty: uhh...not really, i'm an asshole, i make a lot of them

AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is an asshole?

sixty: yeah, the world is full of pathetic assholes

AOLiza: let's discuss further why your mistake.

sixty: discuss what?? There is no substance to it...i simply mistook your screename for a friends. SORRY. I really didn't mean to bother you nor initiate a coversation with you

AOLiza: have you asked such questions before?

sixty: and what question are you referring to?

sixty: who is this?

AOLiza: what is it you really want to know?

sixty: (Chirs...is this really you?? I'm gonna kill you)

AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me.

sixty: k, well lets discuss you then

AOLiza: oh, i then?

sixty: yes YOU!! Who are you?? Lets see...let me guess, if your anything like me, your an asshole as well

AOLiza: please tell me some more about this.

sixty: more about what?

AOLiza: why do you ask?

sixty: well yhou told me to tell you more about THIS...I'm not sure I undestand what you were referring to when you said "this"

AOLiza: oh, i more about this?

sixty: what?

AOLiza: why do you ask?

sixty: hey, look, I'm having a really bad day, so unless your really chris, please stop iming me.

AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is having a really bad day?

sixty: yeah, my girlfriend.

AOLiza: why do you say your girlfriend?

sixty: because like me, she is worried sick.

AOLiza: earlier you said your girlfriend.

sixty: yes......my girlfriend

AOLiza: why do you say your girlfriend?

sixty: because she may be pregnant okay!!!?? The fucking condom broke while we were fucking and I didn't realize until i pulled out. Okay chris!!! can you stop being an asshole now!!!

AOLiza: is that the real reason?

sixty: yes its the damn real reason.......we spent 2 hours at planned fucking parenthood okay!!! wanna see the damn paperwork. come over here now and i'll show it to you.

AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?

sixty: like you should be talking....the king of colorful four letter words is scolding me for my use of foul language?? that's a joke!!

AOLiza: does that have anything to do with the fact that your girlfriend?

sixty: yes....of course it does. the possibility of my girlfriend getting pregnant should rationalize my use of 4 letter words and allow me to be in a pretty bad mood!!! not to mention the fact that i have to deal with her being sick and moody because of the damn thing she had to stick up there

AOLiza: is something making you feel angry ?

sixty: yes, the fact that Angie blames me for having to stick that pussy pole thing up her hahahaha so she doesn't get pregnant. Like it was my fault the condom broke!!!

AOLiza: why don't you tell me a little more about this.

sixty: she was the one into it more then i was

sixty: i didn't even want to fuck

AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?

sixty: she was screming like a monkey

AOLiza: in what way?

sixty: okay, jerk...how's this....i didn't even want to have intercourse

AOLiza: what do you think?

sixty: i think she's mad at herself because she was the one practically throwing herself on my cock, when i told her i just wanted to relax that night and cuddle.

AOLiza: is it important to you that your cock?

sixty: damn man......your getting queer on me today

AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?

sixty: what's up your sack?

AOLiza: what about your own sack?

sixty: of course my cock is important to me......and my sack too for that matter.......as a guy wouldn't you agree?? what are you a transexual or something??

AOLiza: your cock is important to you?

sixty: well if i want to come and have kids some day then i would have to say so

AOLiza: what do you know about you want to come and have kids some day then you would have to say so?

sixty: well i know that i want to have lots of sex, and i think angie and i are planning on kids one day....a day far away

AOLiza: what would it mean to you if you got to have lots of sex?

sixty: look chris, are you goin to generals party or what???

AOLiza: what is it you really want to know?

sixty: if we're goin to generals party together or am i gonna have to grab you lazy fat irish ass out of that hole of yours and make you come

AOLiza: really, if we're goin to generals party together or are you gonna have to grab me lazy fat irish ass out of that hole of mine and make me come?

sixty: yes.....or i can just call Laura and have her make you come (or cummmm shall i say :) )

AOLiza: but your cock.

sixty: look......i just wanna have some fun tongiht.....i'm sick of angie and her problem...just want to escape to night. if that means blowing a load in Laura's mouth, then fine.....its a blowjob.....she's the queen of em!!! whats the big deal?/ Angie is so damn stressed that she wont suck on a damn thing.

AOLiza: is something making you feel angry ?

sixty: yes...the fact that you keep asking me questions and the fact that i desperately need to come in some girls mouth

AOLiza: i understand.

sixty: NO YOU DONT!!!

sixty: Amy isn't possibly pregnant.

sixty: how could you

AOLiza: what answer would please you most?

sixty: !!

AOLiza: let's discuss further why your cock is important to you.

sixty: the one where you admit that i'm right and that you are sorry for giving me shit when I deserve serious attention considering my serious dilemma

sixty: leave my cock out of it

AOLiza: why do you say your cock out of it?

sixty: you keep talking about that i'm gonna think your gay or something and never put my cock near it

sixty: *you

AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me.

sixty: yes i see that. why don't we discuss you?? How's Amy doin?? She still like that 'abc's

sixty: with the tongue?

AOLiza: let's discuss further why your cock out of it.

sixty: shit...my bad

AOLiza: does this topic make you feel angry ?

sixty: look fux...normally i would be in the mood for your antics, but it was a really bad last few days. come on man, you would understand...the condom breaking thing is screwing me in the head, i'm really stressed out. can we just drop it and get out of here??

AOLiza: why are you concerned over my antics?

sixty: Laura is waiting in her dorm for us.

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

sixty: no

sixty: we jsut have to leave

sixty: !!!

AOLiza: does talking about this bother you?

sixty: stop asking me so many qustions....no it doesn't.....lets go

AOLiza: why 'no'?

sixty: because your mother is a whore...is that a good answer.......no can we please decide what were doing now

sixty: ??

AOLiza: please go on.

sixty: fuck you.....i'm calling you right now!!!!!!!!!!

AOLiza: does it make you feel strong to use that kind of language?

sixty: dude.....pick up......asshole

sixty: !!!

sixty: NOW!!!

sixty: comeone

AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.

sixty: *come on

sixty: fuckface.....i'm callin again...this time answer:-$

AOLiza: please go on.

sixty: leaving multiple messages

sixty: pick up

AOLiza: please go on.

sixty: i'll start molesting your cell phone voicemail

sixty: blow me

sixty: answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

sixty: about what??

AOLiza: have you asked such questions before?

sixty: what a bastard your being. damn, your gonna have to blow me a bunch of times to make up for this one buddy.

AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ?

sixty: lol

sixty: no it doesn't

sixty: later' we'll discover that HAL can even read lips.

AOLiza: tell me more about that.

sixty: soon we wonder whether HAL is more like a human than a machine?

AOLiza: what about machines worries you?

sixty: I see what your trying to do...I got your email.....haha...very clever

AOLiza: do you want my trying to do?

sixty: why do you want to know if do i want you trying to do?

AOLiza: but what are the chances that do you want me trying to do?

sixty: why do you want to know the chances that I want you trying to do?

AOLiza: does that question interest you?

sixty: why...does it interest you?

AOLiza: does that question interest you?

sixty: why does wheather or not i'm interested by your question interest you?

AOLiza: what makes you think of my question interest me?

sixty: we're you dropped on your head a lot when you were a kid. i know your mom was a working lady, but didn't know she was that bad of a mother!!!

AOLiza: are you worried about someone else's head a lot when me was a kid?

sixty: so, how is karl?

AOLiza: does that question interest you?

sixty: no fuckface.......go to hell......i'm comin over. peace. either you come, or I blow my load in Laura's mouth all alone...no moist tongue for you......wouldn't that suck!!! Becasue you know she's my whore and not yours...she'll even fuck me tonight...too bad.

AOLiza: are you angry?

sixty: yes....cuz your a pric today....i'm leaving...be there in 5

AOLiza: please go on.

cheesev1 12-01-2002 04:23 AM

probability that you are a complete moron?
100%

end of thread!

pornJester 12-01-2002 04:24 AM

lol, classic, i'm just a sexy girl!


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