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woj 08-30-2005 01:00 PM

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jojojo 08-30-2005 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
Tha hell you talking about? Just so everyone that is too lazy to search knows this guy kept asking about google traffic on gfy, asked where he could buy google traffic, then started advertising his google / aol seo services with a guarantee of top 10 placements on competetive keywords. In his most recent attempts he says google takes to long so he mainly optimizes for yahoo.

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=147904

Do your own search for the rest of the hilarity.

Yes I used to offer my services focusing on Yahoo and Google... this thread is from 2003 before the "sandbox" effect was kicked in regarding google.

Now that the sand box is in effect it takes approx 1 yr to get ranked for a LARGE competitive term... I'm not talking about simply being indexed or getting super samll keywords.

Some of the people that hired me from that thread have had top spots for 2yrs - like roccomovies.net

jojojo 08-30-2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
MJ is also an alias of one the worst little scamming cocksuckers in the business, someone help me out here. I don't remember his other nicks off the top of my head, but he's the guy who was with a group of webmasters that were being rude to this chick in a restaurant, and her boyfriend stood up and made all of them back down like the bitches they are.

He used to be MJ in the old pornoholics chatroom and he's had a ton of nicks here. I think he was working for JoeE briefly back in the day.

Um no that is not me. I live in bc canada. Never heard of any of this or met any of those people...

sorry the links were fucked up I copied them from my old post here they are properly:

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=han...&cop=&ei=UTF-8 simplyhandjobs.deluxepass.com/index-main.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=adu...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt adultgroove.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=por...&cop=&ei=UTF-8 purepornvideos.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=sex...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fuc...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt fuckywood.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=xxx...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt newxxxpictures.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=hot...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt readysexgo.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=bus...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt 995busty.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=big...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt joggs.com
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...:en&q=big+tits joggs.com

pussyluver 08-30-2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
I teach people via 1-on-1 consulting everything I know about search engines and how they can get top ten SE rankings like these I have achieved:

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=ha...1&cop=&ei=UTF-8 simplyhandjobs.deluxepass.com/index-main.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=ad...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt adultgroove.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=po...1&cop=&ei=UTF-8 purepornvideos.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=se...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fr...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fr...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fr...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fr...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fu...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt fuckywood.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=xx...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt newxxxpictures.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=ho...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt readysexgo.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=bu...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt 995busty.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=bi...eb-t&fl=0&x=wrt joggs.com
http://www.google.com/search?source...D:en&q=big+tits joggs.com

I do my teaching over a 6 hour period via phone, voip, or icq/msn/aim - after that I provide you with an attack plan on what to do next, what to build etc based on your existing sites you own and building new ones to target new keyphrases, and ONGOING support via phone, voip, IM's etc to proof things before you upload, answer questions etc etc. I also provide my students with a ton of PR trades to get their sites jumpstarted.

I teach whitehat, blackhat, and mainstream SEO... you learn the info and its up to you how much of it you decide to utilize. I will tell you what the OPTIMAL thing is you can do. If you want to work this 8hrs per day (or hire someone to) I can provide you with enough work to fill that time.

FAQ
----

Q. How much time does it take work on SEO for me to get anywhere?
A. 1hr per day and you can build yourself quite a large revenue stream.

Q. How long does it take before I notice results in the SE's?
A. Approx 60-90 days for a competitive term.

Q. What kind of technical knowledge do I need to do this?
A. Just basic understanding of html and the ability to make webpages.

Q. What about other expenses for SEO sites?
A. Your only expenses are domain registration and extremely cheap hosting. A cheap $35/mth hosting package is enough to sustain websites that can generate approx. $5k/mth in revenue.

Q. Do I need content etc to put on my SEO sites?
A. No. You can use 100% advertisements on your sites - there are no restrictions in that aspect. You have complete control to put what you want and change it anytime.

Q. Who are you?
A. My name is Mike and I live in Vancouver BC Canada. I have been involved in the adult industry since 2000. I have been offerring seo services for the last 2 years. I do all the seo work for triplexcash.com. I am responsible for many top ten rankings for clients (which you can see above) and I have taught a handful of people from this board SEO over the last few months since I began offering teaching services.

Q. Why is teaching better? Can't I just pay you to get my site ranked for me?
A. By learning how to do it yourself you are able to create 10+ sites for ranking. This way you are guaranteed success because you arent limited to having 1 site get ranked or not. The nature of the se's is that even if you do everything right only a fraction 50-75% of your sites will rank well. By working on multiple sites you ensure success.

Q. Isn't this kind of information available free on the internet?
A. Some of it is yes. If you want to spend a year reading through all the information out there and try and determine what is true and what works etc... then go through all the trial and error wihtout knowing any shortcuts etc - be my guest - most people's time is worth more than this headache. There is also a lot of information I teach that you can not find anywhere on the net for free. The same can be said about the adult industry in general... every aspect of the adult industry has tutorials and info out there readily available and yet 80% of webmasters don't make more than $2k/mth. Those other 20% know something you dont - they are working a different plan of attack then you are.

Q. I've tried my hand at seo. I've read everything I can find, I've made sites etc but I am having limited or no success but I'm not a noob that needs fundamentals explained to me... do you have a shorter more advanced teaching program.
A. Yes I offer a more advanced shorter lesson plan for people like this. Contact me for more info on this.

Q. What if the core fundamentals of how SE's rank sites changes drastically some day?
A. I will figure out how to get ranked and then pass that info along to all my students.

Q. If you are so good at seo - why offer these services at all - why not just make your own sites?
A. I used to do this - then I sold all my sites to a program owner I have been consulting and teaching as my primary income for the last several years. This takes up much of my time and I'm content with the lifestyle this gives me. I have started working on my own sites again after now having totally refined the seo process so once my own sites are up and ranked I will no longer be offering consutling/teaching services. So take advantage of this while its still available ;)

If you do not already have top ten rankings right now - you need my services.

I charge $1000 one time fee for my teaching services - however I have a 10% off special runnning until the end of august - so only $900.

I can accept payment via epassporte, wire, cert check.

If you have any questions, would like references from past students/clients, or are ready to get started please contact me at:

ICQ 333485092

Can't tell you how fucking un-impressed I am with that.

Save time, hire me and I'll teach you everything I know about SEO in 15 minutes (ok, an hour or two). Why waste 6 hours of your life. Results would prolly be better or the same.

Ninja Scripts 08-30-2005 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Just because you say you're the best doesn't make it true. The point of your arrogance alone would make me want to avoid your services. You very well may be the best, but your attitude about being on top of the world is what's making people avoid your sales pitches (as demonstrated by Erin).

WG

He's either full of shit, or the best SEO with a crack habit. When's the last time you saw a top SEO guy trying to trade his SEO services for something as insignificant as a site design?

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=271591

jojojo 08-30-2005 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
stop posting your links idiot, they don't work

check them, they are fucked

moron can't even format links properly, makes me want to trust his business

Is it neccessary for you to be so hostile because I fooked up the posting of those links?

pussyluver 08-30-2005 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
Can't tell you how fucking un-impressed I am with that.

Save time, hire me and I'll teach you everything I know about SEO in 15 minutes (ok, an hour or two). Why waste 6 hours of your life. Results would prolly be better or the same.

Not looking for SEO consulting work, just making a point.

jojojo 08-30-2005 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
He's either full of shit, or the best SEO with a crack habit. When's the last time you saw a top SEO guy trying to trade his SEO services for something as insignificant as a site design?

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=271591

I'm not full of shit ffs - feel free to contact any of my references...

adultwebcamworld.com crew, triplexcash.com owner, I can provide many references of students, or the owners of the sites I listed etc etc

I am not the most dilligent worker and a few years ago I sold all my sites to a program owner... so for the last 2 years I have been doing nothing but consulting so I rely on it for my primary income...

I have finally got around to building my own sites again like everyone always argues I should be doing.. so in a few months I wont be offering any more seo services ever again.. I have nothing to hide.

squeezeboobs 08-30-2005 01:08 PM

jojojo your credibility is shot. Give it up.

DarkJedi 08-30-2005 01:09 PM

jojojo your "portfolio" is crap.
you only have 1 google result worth mentioning.

and your yahoo results mean jack shit - everyone knows it's easy as 123 to ref-spam them.

detoxed 08-30-2005 01:10 PM

why did you continue to speak with him for so long?

TiGrrPrr 08-30-2005 01:10 PM

[QUOTE=jojojo]You just couldnt help yourself eh WG? You just had to jump into my thread withyour holier than thou bullshit?

I'll be damned. I keep doing a search for the thread starter and the results are always: squeezeboobs Sorry, you lost the claim of 'my thread' :waaaaahh

jojojo 08-30-2005 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squeezeboobs
jojojo your credibility is shot. Give it up.

You never contacted any of my references wtf are you talking about.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm going to ignore the retarded comments from the trolls from now on.

I have top spots, and references... only 2 days left to get in on the 10% off deal - hit me up!

dig420 08-30-2005 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
Um no that is not me. I live in bc canada. Never heard of any of this or met any of those people...

You sure sound like him. I wish someone could remember this guy.
He used to brag about ripping off nubes.

jojojo 08-30-2005 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
You sure sound like him. I wish someone could remember this guy.
He used to brag about ripping off nubes.

It's not me... feel free to contact any of my references I listed here. I don't rip people off and I'm definitely not this other person you are talking about.

Cash 08-30-2005 01:20 PM

Too much reading ... :(

Kevsh 08-30-2005 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
you will make more money focusing on yahoo and you will inevitably get results in msn from those efforts as well.

That's a backtrack if I ever heard one, but I will give you the benefit that the original comment about MSN was in a heated chat where you were arguing something else.

Good SEOs will focus on the big 3 (and even the lesser-known SEs) and not discount any one of them.

Nysus 08-30-2005 01:26 PM

Okay Jojojo - You just violated our contract 15 more times in this thread; 5 more times in this thread, for individual occurences; 3 and 1 times respectively, violated our contract... *sigh*

Matt

jojojo 08-30-2005 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
That's a backtrack if I ever heard one, but I will give you the benefit that the original comment about MSN was in a heated chat where you were arguing something else.

Good SEOs will focus on the big 3 (and even the lesser-known SEs) and not discount any one of them.

My point was if you want to make money and thats your end goal you can do it with yahoo. I have never spent much time with msn and I'm honestly not sure what kind of criteria they use for ranking... I have noticed that sites that do well in google/yahoo sometimes do well in msn but I have also noticed that shit ass pr0 subpages rank at the top of msn also...

So I focus on what I know how to do and it works well... if I get msn traffic from my efforts than I consider it a bonus.

fuzebox 08-30-2005 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
MJ is also an alias of one the worst little scamming cocksuckers in the business, someone help me out here. I don't remember his other nicks off the top of my head, but he's the guy who was with a group of webmasters that were being rude to this chick in a restaurant, and her boyfriend stood up and made all of them back down like the bitches they are.

He used to be MJ in the old pornoholics chatroom and he's had a ton of nicks here. I think he was working for JoeE briefly back in the day.

Wtf...

I think you've got the wrong guy.

Nysus 08-30-2005 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jojojo
My point was if you want to make money and thats your end goal you can do it with yahoo. I have never spent much time with msn and I'm honestly not sure what kind of criteria they use for ranking... I have noticed that sites that do well in google/yahoo sometimes do well in msn but I have also noticed that shit ass pr0 subpages rank at the top of msn also...

So I focus on what I know how to do and it works well... if I get msn traffic from my efforts than I consider it a bonus.

You're bringing in clients; it's better that you teach, so then they can depend on their own work habits and either succeed or fail if they have good work habits or not; you're not the one doing the work on the sites.

I know you're bringing in clients: a lot of your newer ones have been contacting me and I've been telling them basically I believe I know you know what you're doing, but my personal experience has been that you're slow at it; whether you take too many clients on at once and can't handle the load, or any other possibility...

Anyway.. I don't want to bicker over ICQ because I'm trying to get you to react. I've said nothing negative or harmful to your knowledge of being able to make sites, and if you're a good teacher then you'll likely just make better competitors for yourself, and everyone else; including me ya fucker. :P

Anyhow.. you're getting riled up more than you should.

I'd like to complete our refund deal [as you said you would because you knew you took a long time], and signing the re-payment contract; which, I've been patient up until this very day / hour that you've postponed / had excuses for the past 3 months as to why you couldn't start paying back on the agreed amount; not even a dime / dollar.

Matt

Nysus 08-30-2005 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
Wtf...

I think you've got the wrong guy.

I think you're right; I don't think MJ - Jojojo is a scammer, or was a scammer. If you want to find out what I think you'll have to read my posts...

Matt

XPays 08-30-2005 02:09 PM

this is some quality business related seo drama plus potential sub-drama.

thanks for the read and fyi http://XPays.com client pages are seo friendly.

swami 08-30-2005 02:27 PM

Jojojo give it up mate.you are fighting a losing battle pr wise.
First mistake was to dis WG , who for anyone who knows something about the game is supremo, when it comes to integrity and Search Engine Marketing skills.
Second was to brag about placings that aren't worth the $1000 it cost your clients to get.The only google listing is due more, to the quality of the site and the work of the owners of joggs.com that it is to your seo.
Thirdly, the consistent and regular spamming of gfy to offer your services is a flag that you need money real bad.This does not instill confidence in in your seo skills.
Seo is not rocket science but to get a variety of high spots in google for real competitve words, you need a edge.
I am not sure ou have that edge.

Nysus 08-30-2005 02:32 PM

swami - For what MJ - Jojojo's offering for what he's charging, I think it's a fair price for those that don't want to bother reading and just learn and be told how to make money, and the harder they work at it and learn more on their own, the more they can further themselves and make more money; if they're any good at it themselves.

I have no problem with Jojojo except that due to reasons, which could be valid or not [no way of knowing so I'm ignoring it] is that he took too long to deliver what was promised in a contract, and so he said he would refund me my money, and now that has simply taken longer than I would like; though I believe he will pay me back still, and he didn't have no results, he did what works currently, on Yahoo.. which is a decent sized traffic source still..

Matt

Nysus 08-30-2005 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays
this is some quality business related seo drama plus potential sub-drama.

thanks for the read and fyi http://XPays.com client pages are seo friendly.

Contact xxxjay for some raw hardcore footage of him doing BOTH of the Olsen twins.

Matt

XPays 08-30-2005 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nysus
Contact xxxjay for some raw hardcore footage of him doing BOTH of the Olsen twins.

Matt

that would sell - and if it existed - my phone should ring - so i will wait patiently here in this thread... :winkwink:

huey 08-30-2005 03:11 PM

We ar using MJ's services. We are from Vancouver I had him come to my office and meet him in person before we went forward. Like most was skeptical of SEO promises. It's weird to read this thread and see what picture is being painted of the person I met. We are doing well with him and he has been totaly professional with how he deals with us. He is not a personal friend so i'm not trying prop him up. Anyone claiming to be the best at something does open himself up to scrutiny which seems the case here.
I hope he is the best and if not somewhere around there. : )

XPays 08-30-2005 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by huey
We ar using MJ's services. We are from Vancouver I had him come to my office and meet him in person before we went forward. Like most was skeptical of SEO promises. It's weird to read this thread and see what picture is being painted of the person I met. We are doing well with him and he has been totaly professional with how he deals with us. He is not a personal friend so i'm not trying prop him up. Anyone claiming to be the best at something does open himself up to scrutiny which seems the case here.
I hope he is the best and if not somewhere around there. : )

one of his threads basically boiled down to affiliate programs achieving high results and thereby circumventing their own affiliates- is that your business plan?

jojojo 08-30-2005 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays
one of his threads basically boiled down to affiliate programs achieving high results and thereby circumventing their own affiliates- is that your business plan?

Let me clarify the bottom line of that other thread. I was saying to affiliate programs that they should be the ones coming up #1 for the NAME OF THEIR PAYSITE ie: paysitename.com, paysitename, pay site name - that they should protect their brand etc...

the other side of the arguement (made mainly by programs who don't know anything about seo where the name of their site is dominated by seo guys and review sites) that by having the paysite itself being number 1 for the name of the site would be stealing from the affiliates. They don't see it as leeching off their brand.

As far as their business model I will let Huey answer for himself - I just wanted to clarify the bottom line of the other thread.

The Ghost 08-30-2005 04:04 PM

We should have SEO PPV Boxing. Now that would sell.

huey 08-30-2005 04:13 PM

We are a live cam site. We provide feeds, don't have a traditional affiliate program, and if we did I would still want to be on the first page of any keyword searched.

Mighty Chin 08-30-2005 04:19 PM

It reads to me that erin(squeezeboobs) didn't do her homework and contact his references. To me she comes across horrible in that posted convo.

mrkris 08-30-2005 04:53 PM

Granted I do not like the arrogance I have seen in the chat log between jojojo and erin, I have to say jojojo did a pretty good job with his seo teachings that I sat in on. Don't knock it 'till you try it.

Nysus 08-30-2005 04:55 PM

Well, I'm letting MJ - Jojojo digest what I talked with him about before I post further.

Matt

squeezeboobs 08-30-2005 07:23 PM

I dont care what you're selling. If you push as hard at this guy I'd never buy.

pocketkangaroo 08-30-2005 07:33 PM

If you are the best, why are you begging people for $900?

A couple top spots for major keywords can bring you tens of thousands of dollars a month. Hell, I talked to the guy who ranks top 5 for debt consolidation terms and will gross over a million this year. I mean you are the best, seems you are making a huge mistake economically.

GonZo 08-30-2005 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
google takes 1 year to get into? hahaha

SE stud!

pocketkangaroo 08-30-2005 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
google takes 1 year to get into? hahaha

It doesn't take a year to get into, but a year to achieve rankings. They have a "new site filter" commonly referred to as "sandbox" by the SEO community. There are ways around it, but try ranking a new domain on Google for anything competitive, it's near impossible.

DTK 08-30-2005 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
MJ is also an alias of one the worst little scamming cocksuckers in the business, someone help me out here. I don't remember his other nicks off the top of my head, but he's the guy who was with a group of webmasters that were being rude to this chick in a restaurant, and her boyfriend stood up and made all of them back down like the bitches they are.

He used to be MJ in the old pornoholics chatroom and he's had a ton of nicks here. I think he was working for JoeE briefly back in the day.

Dig, you're thinking of david foote. you know, rollin, sextrafficpete, dolladave etc etc etc......

It's funny though, this jojojo does indeed have a similar communication style. :2 cents:

facialfreak 08-31-2005 12:52 AM

How many times does it have to be said??? :eek7

GOOD SEOs ARE NOT FOR HIRE!

bdld 08-31-2005 01:04 AM

i hate when people are that aggressive over their services. the more you sell yourself the less i want your services.

jojojo 08-31-2005 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTK
Dig, you're thinking of david foote. you know, rollin, sextrafficpete, dolladave etc etc etc......

It's funny though, this jojojo does indeed have a similar communication style. :2 cents:

:o wow omg dont compare me to that guy - I heard horror stories about that scammer :warning I am definitely not him


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