Theo The Theologian

You around this evening for a quick prayer group? Afterwards we are hoping to play a game of parcheesi if you are in the mood.

On a side note did you find it hard to believe that Elton John is gay initially?
I thought his flamboyant attire was all part of some sick, crazy gimmick.

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I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

Shoehorn!

I just arrived home from a wacky weekend in Ohio. I like nice hotels, espescially the Ritz-Carlton in Cleveland, because even if you get drunk and lay on the floor in the lobby they still call you sir and ask if you need help.

Do you find it odd that a pickle and a cucumber don't look or taste anything alike, even though they are essentially the same thing?

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