Valentines shit all over my truck! - GoFuckYourself.com

Shaggy · 02-14-2002, 01:10 AM

My girlfriend came over and asked to borrow my cds. That was a few hours ago.

That was her way of getting into my truck. I just went out there and there was a shitload of flower petals and confeti and candy. Champaigne and all sorts of shit.

I'll be cleaning it for at least an hour tomorrow. I guess it's kind of cool. But now I have to do something nice for her. Ladies, what should I do? I'm not the romantic type. I told her that my definition of valentines day was to get her drunk and give her some anal discipline. That won't work now.

Any suggestions now that I'm stuck having to do something nice???

Frank W · 02-14-2002, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by Shaggy
My girlfriend came over and asked to borrow my cds. That was a few hours ago.

That was her way of getting into my truck. I just went out there and there was a shitload of flower petals and confeti and candy. Champaigne and all sorts of shit.

I'll be cleaning it for at least an hour tomorrow. I guess it's kind of cool. But now I have to do something nice for her. Ladies, what should I do? I'm not the romantic type. I told her that my definition of valentines day was to get her drunk and give her some anal discipline. That won't work now.

Any suggestions now that I'm stuck having to do something nice???

Hmmmmmm go to http://proposals.cjb.net ?

Amputate Your Head · 02-14-2002, 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by Shaggy
I told her that my definition of valentines day was to get her drunk and give her some anal discipline. That won't work now.

trust me bro... that's what she really wants.

yys · 02-14-2002, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

trust me bro... that's what she really wants.

Yeap, nothing like a little anal discipline too show your woman you love her

kmanrox · 02-14-2002, 01:30 AM

the price one must pay for pussy shaggy is immeasurable!

Shaggy · 02-14-2002, 01:54 AM

To the woman who invented

Valentines.

Seriously though, I need an idea fast.

Blondy · 02-14-2002, 08:45 AM

take her out to dinner
or cook for her

jewlery is always good as well.

Have a warm bath with her

rub her down with some nice oil

be creative

Frank W · 02-14-2002, 08:47 AM

Cook for her. Very romantic. Very personal. Light candles and select a nice fine wine.

Red meat = red wine
Chicken/white meat = white wine

maybe an espresso to wrap it up.

Italian cuisine is good for this occassion.

BrettJ · 02-14-2002, 09:17 AM

how did you guys meet?

what do you guys regularly do...when you go out...or stay in?

dropped9 · 02-14-2002, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
the price one must pay for pussy shaggy is immeasurable!

AMEN TO THAT!!!!

Jakke PNG · 02-14-2002, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by Frank W
Cook for her. Very romantic. Very personal. Light candles and select a nice fine wine.

Red meat = red wine
Chicken/white meat = white wine

maybe an espresso to wrap it up.

Italian cuisine is good for this occassion.

That kinda made me hungry.
Anyways, I did that last year, and it really worked well.
I got me some sweeet loving.

railz · 02-14-2002, 09:41 AM

Always amazes me that guys who are with a woman who would go to these lengths for them just bitch about it.

So what if you have to clean your truck - thank god she didn't drive it off and sell it for some easy money.

Christ. Some people.

Cheshire · 02-14-2002, 09:55 AM

Kudos to you for not trying to ignore today to the woman you're involved with.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again ~ women want to feel special to the man they give their attention to.

= special

Naughty · 02-14-2002, 10:31 AM

Damn... I went to my g/f's house in the mifddle of the fuckin' night, freezing my ass off, prepaired some amazing shit to decorate her house, red letter-papers with 1 letter on each (saying: happy valentine), balloons, serpentines, chocoloate heart shaped boxes, heart shaped balloons, balloons with hearts on it, EVERYTHING.
She got up and took it off ASAP and threw it in the kitchen... it is her birthday too, so I though it would be cool (I still think that by the way).

Damn... I guess I am a lot more romantic than she is... geeezzzz.

No she i scrying all day because I do not think it is nice she did not like it... damn 25 y/o chicks...

CDSmith · 02-14-2002, 11:03 AM

Hmm, maybe something more permanent? Why not spraypaint your love for her all over her car? That way she'll think of you every day for a long time to come.

Nuthin says luvin like a poem on the side of your sweety's car.
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Squishy · 02-14-2002, 11:12 AM

Chicks like handguns.

kmanrox · 02-14-2002, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Kudos to you for not trying to ignore today to the woman you're involved with.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again ~ women want to feel special to the man they give their attention to.
= special

will you marry me?

BrettJ · 02-14-2002, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

will you marry me?

Bhwhahwahaha

How many is that, today?

kmanrox · 02-14-2002, 11:34 AM

ok valentine experts, what if your valentine just turned 18... wtf do they like?

not wine... maybe a bottle of cristal and some long stem roses to get em drunk and horny, with a box of godiva?

is this too normal / conventional ?

kmanrox · 02-14-2002, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by BrettJ

Bhwhahwahaha

How many is that, today?

brett --- i am gonna find a woman to marry me from this board if its the last thing i do....

i hear timmy is taken, will you marry me if all else fails? they allow gay weddings in amsterdam now ya know?

AaronM · 02-14-2002, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Naughty
Damn....... I went to my g/f's house in the mifddle of the fuckin' night......

I did the same thing last night. But then, while I was banging her, you showed up and ruined the whole thing. Did you really think she was sleeping in the doggy style position? I would think that my Audi in her driveway would have tipped you off that she had company. Since you inturrupted our flow last night, she is pissed at you. It is not about the valentine attempt, it is about the intrusion.

CRAB · 02-14-2002, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

I did the same thing last night. But then, while I was banging her, you showed up and ruined the whole thing. Did you really think she was sleeping in the doggy style position? I would think that my Audi in her driveway would have tipped you off that she had company. Since you inturrupted our flow last night, she is pissed at you. It is not about the valentine attempt, it is about the intrusion.

SNOW is cheating on Naughty - Bwhahahahahaahahaha!!

Naughty · 02-14-2002, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

I did the same thing last night. But then, while I was banging her, you showed up and ruined the whole thing. Did you really think she was sleeping in the doggy style position? I would think that my Audi in her driveway would have tipped you off that she had company. Since you inturrupted our flow last night, she is pissed at you. It is not about the valentine attempt, it is about the intrusion.

HA, that is where she got the headache from.. was she close to the wall?

AaronM · 02-14-2002, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by CRAB

SNOW is cheating on Naughty - Bwhahahahahaahahaha!!

What else is new? Snow cheats on every guy she dates.

jimmy3way · 02-14-2002, 11:57 AM

I got my g/f a pearl necklace. I think tonite I'll get her another one...chicks dig jewelery.....if you know what I mean.

AaronM · 02-14-2002, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way
I got my g/f a pearl necklace. I think tonite I'll get her another one...chicks dig jewelery.....if you know what I mean.

LOL, now that is class!

Shaggy · 02-14-2002, 03:35 PM

I think I bailed my way out of the situation by bringing her flowers to her work.

Not very original. But at least her co-workers saw her getting them. I think women would rather that, so they can brag without saying a word.

I'm still driving around with ribbons flapping around off my truck.

P.S. Railz,

I'm not bitching about what she did, I was bitching about the obligation to do something in return. I felt like a jack ass bringing her those flowers. It's just not my style. I've been with her for 1 1/2 years and these are the first ones I've given her.

On-top · 02-14-2002, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Shaggy
I've been with her for 1 1/2 years and these are the first ones I've given her.

Don't worry about being a jack-ass, if these are the first flowers you gave her after 1.5 years...you're going to get rewarded

E-van · 02-14-2002, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

will you marry me?

K-man! your post bot is fucked up again... told you to fix it

Whizzo · 02-14-2002, 04:02 PM

That's funny

boneprone · 02-14-2002, 07:44 PM

I fucked her.

Shaggy · 02-14-2002, 07:51 PM

I fucked her first!

Sloppy bone.

AaronM · 02-14-2002, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by Shaggy
I fucked her first!

Sloppy bone.

Well, not exactly. You might want to ask her about the Point of View shoot she did with me 8 years ago.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-15-2002, 05:51 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM

I would think that my Audi in her driveway would have tipped you off that she had company. \

Hahahaha
Most people that drive Audis drink Perrier too !!

CRAB · 02-15-2002, 08:03 AM

whats wrong with Perrier ?
I like it. (it the mineral water we are talking about here?)

eRock · 02-15-2002, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by Naughty
Damn... I went to my g/f's house in the mifddle of the fuckin' night, freezing my ass off, prepaired some amazing shit to decorate her house, red letter-papers with 1 letter on each (saying: happy valentine), balloons, serpentines, chocoloate heart shaped boxes, heart shaped balloons, balloons with hearts on it, EVERYTHING.
She got up and took it off ASAP and threw it in the kitchen... it is her birthday too, so I though it would be cool (I still think that by the way).

Damn... I guess I am a lot more romantic than she is... geeezzzz.

No she i scrying all day because I do not think it is nice she did not like it... damn 25 y/o chicks...

Sounds to me like there might be somethin' else goin' on.....

I'd be pissed tho too....

Cheshire · 02-15-2002, 10:35 AM

Every post on this board seems to end in a war of 'I fucked her' 'yeah, but I did her first' ~ Hey guys, I fucked her in a way she'll always remember

eRock · 02-15-2002, 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Every post on this board seems to end in a war of 'I fucked her' 'yeah, but I did her first' ~ Hey guys, I fucked her in a way she'll always remember

Day-yum!!!!!!!

02-14-2002, 01:10 AM	#1
Shaggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: USA Posts: 570	Valentines shit all over my truck! My girlfriend came over and asked to borrow my cds. That was a few hours ago. That was her way of getting into my truck. I just went out there and there was a shitload of flower petals and confeti and candy. Champaigne and all sorts of shit. I'll be cleaning it for at least an hour tomorrow. I guess it's kind of cool. But now I have to do something nice for her. Ladies, what should I do? I'm not the romantic type. I told her that my definition of valentines day was to get her drunk and give her some anal discipline. That won't work now. Any suggestions now that I'm stuck having to do something nice???

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Frank W Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 889	Cook for her. Very romantic. Very personal. Light candles and select a nice fine wine. Red meat = red wine Chicken/white meat = white wine maybe an espresso to wrap it up. Italian cuisine is good for this occassion. __________________ "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." -- Herman Hesse

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railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	Always amazes me that guys who are with a woman who would go to these lengths for them just bitch about it. So what if you have to clean your truck - thank god she didn't drive it off and sell it for some easy money. Christ. Some people. __________________ This Space for Rent

02-14-2002, 01:54 AM	#6
Shaggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: USA Posts: 570	To the woman who invented Valentines. Seriously though, I need an idea fast.

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Kudos to you for not trying to ignore today to the woman you're involved with. I've said it before, and I'll say it again ~ women want to feel special to the man they give their attention to. = special __________________ just a little bit naughty

02-14-2002, 10:31 AM	#14
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,483	Damn... I went to my g/f's house in the mifddle of the fuckin' night, freezing my ass off, prepaired some amazing shit to decorate her house, red letter-papers with 1 letter on each (saying: happy valentine), balloons, serpentines, chocoloate heart shaped boxes, heart shaped balloons, balloons with hearts on it, EVERYTHING. She got up and took it off ASAP and threw it in the kitchen... it is her birthday too, so I though it would be cool (I still think that by the way). Damn... I guess I am a lot more romantic than she is... geeezzzz. No she i scrying all day because I do not think it is nice she did not like it... damn 25 y/o chicks... __________________ seks.ai for sale - ping me Last edited by Naughty; 02-14-2002 at 10:34 AM..

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kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	ok valentine experts, what if your valentine just turned 18... wtf do they like? not wine... maybe a bottle of cristal and some long stem roses to get em drunk and horny, with a box of godiva? is this too normal / conventional ? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

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Shaggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: USA Posts: 570	I think I bailed my way out of the situation by bringing her flowers to her work. Not very original. But at least her co-workers saw her getting them. I think women would rather that, so they can brag without saying a word. I'm still driving around with ribbons flapping around off my truck. P.S. Railz, I'm not bitching about what she did, I was bitching about the obligation to do something in return. I felt like a jack ass bringing her those flowers. It's just not my style. I've been with her for 1 1/2 years and these are the first ones I've given her.

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02-14-2002, 07:51 PM	#32
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