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pornguy 08-28-2005 12:38 PM
I would reconsider the way that you met her! And also. Can I have your car??

WiredGuy 08-28-2005 12:43 PM
That is a really really messed up date. I'd be more freaked out by this girl if anything. Vomits on any odor and telling you you're going to die? Avoid her like the plague is what I say!
WG

Jman 08-28-2005 12:49 PM
Hahahahaha, I am GLAD you at least got to Fuck the crazy Bitch. What a story to remember...

Women and winnipeg can be as special as any city.

Scott, when we going on another date... "I smoke Pot..."

demented 08-28-2005 01:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Furious_Female
Some people are sickened by certain scents, it's chemical and you can't do anything about it. I know personally a lot of food scents nauseate me when they are cooking... brownies, chicken etc. I still like them though :upsidedow
I have the same problem with the smell of some foods. The smell of Ketchup really makes me sick. Same with Mayo. Like you, I'll still eat them though.

makefuckingmoney 08-28-2005 01:01 PM
bad E trip..

xxxdesign-net 08-28-2005 01:05 PM
Bump for Nocarrier.. :)

frankfortuna 08-28-2005 01:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by demented
I have the same problem with the smell of some foods. The smell of Ketchup really makes me sick. Same with Mayo. Like you, I'll still eat them though.
I can relate, I dislike the smell of bleach.

tony286 08-28-2005 01:09 PM
maybe its time to stop using that Axel cologne lol

mrthumbs 08-28-2005 01:17 PM
thats the fucking most bizarre post ive read in ages here ..

Mikey_219Inc 08-28-2005 01:19 PM
forget that god damn nonsense, get on the plane and fuck some quebecoises ... if you dont get back on the horse now you will be a puss. :2 cents:

detoxed 08-28-2005 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueMoon
dude, you're still the man

maybe in the morning you'll be able to laugh about it

don't forget to throw that chicken out

:thumbsup

whatever he ate it already

WarChild 08-28-2005 01:25 PM
If I had to guess, I'd say she was high on GHB.

webgurl 08-28-2005 01:28 PM
yikes !! hmmm we just talked about your "terrible dates gone bad" few weeks ago
Maybe you should consider cancelling montreal i mean i am those type of
people who believes in mumbo jumbo sometimes .

3M TA3 08-28-2005 01:30 PM
at least you didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and a telephone with your liver removed.

if you do die, can I have your traffic?

SilverTab 08-28-2005 01:31 PM
wow... I would be freaked out...

SleazyDream 08-28-2005 01:48 PM
ok, fuck with me and I'll fuck with you. I just sent her this message.


"about last night - my whole life i haven't been exactly psychic but i've had this weird ability to make people fulfill their potential, to live up t what's already and always been inside of them. Years ago I used to think it was my verbiage - how I spoke to people and the example i lead that inspired them, but as time went on I came to know that it was more just exposure to me that brought about this heightened inner self awareness in people. Employees become inspired to go on their own, People in bad relationships become inspired to move on, Goals never thought possible become within reach, it's weird - it;s like being around me allows people to enhance what's in them-self. I've never had it happen with a psychic before, and this is such a weird circumstance with your situation but I know now that you were right in what you sensed but now knowing how to place it left you with a mood of confusion. First you thought it was the house, then my dog, then me. You knew what was going to happen but didn't know where to land it. The only explanation is that the sense was about you, yourself. It's the only thing that makes sense. I thought about this a lot and came to realize that you shouldn't be afraid, you should embrace this and prepare, as few people in life get the chance to prepare and live life to the fullest. Make peace with the people who you love and love you and be thankful for everything. It's the right way. Thank you for our meeting and I hope in some way I helped you to come to terms with what will be and you'll be able to face it with dignity, honor, love, understanding and courage."

that'll teach the bitch to fuck with peoples heads

KRL 08-28-2005 01:56 PM
There are people that have some pretty amazing and genuine supernatural abilities. I've experienced something like your situation myself before where I sensed a relative was about to die unexpectedly and they did. Another time I was out to dinner with friends and this one woman who was at the table who I hadn't met before, I just kept sensing this dark mass inside her chest area and that I was supposed to say something to her. So when I talked to her about it her jaw dropped cause she had just recently been diagnosed with a possible cancerous chest tumor.

Every human and living creature has an electro magnetic charged energy field around them (their aura). This has been established scientifically. There are people that are sensitive either intuitively or even visually to the auras of others.

This girl sounds a bit off the wall, but you have to acknowledge its pretty weird that she would bring up you and your dog dying while she's on a first date. There are a million other ways to be weird, why tell someone you feel they're going to die??

Soviet scientist kirlian photograph of a human aura.

http://www.sabine-mag.com/archive/images/kirlian1.jpg

SleazyDream 08-28-2005 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KRL
There are people that have some pretty amazing and genuine supernatural abilities. I've experienced something like your situation myself before where I sensed a relative was about to die unexpectedly and they did. Another time I was out to dinner with friends and this one woman who was at the table who I hadn't met before, I just kept sensing this dark mass inside her chest area and that I was supposed to say something to her. So when I talked to her about it her jaw dropped cause she had just recently been diagnosed with a possible cancerous chest tumor.

Every human and living creature has an electro magnetic charged energy field around them (their aura). This has been established scientifically. There are people that are sensitive either intuitively or even visually to the auras of others.

This girl sounds a bit off the wall, but you have to acknowledge its pretty weird that she would bring up you and your dog dying while she's on a first date. There are a million other ways to be weird, why tell someone you feel they're going to die??

Soviet scientist kirlian photograph of a human aura.

http://www.sabine-mag.com/archive/images/kirlian1.jpg
here's the thing - psychics KNOW where to land their thoughts - REAL psychics KNOW - they just know. this was about a smell somehow - and she was trying to make sense of it and interprite it and that's fucked up.

how many women when your' heavy petting get up and HAVE to have a cigerette? that told me everything

chaze 08-28-2005 02:07 PM
Porn has to be better then chics like that. :thumbsup

jonesy 08-28-2005 02:14 PM
now thats a good story

NoCarrier 08-28-2005 02:48 PM
Don't listen to what everyone just said. Do not cancel your trip to Montreal.

Enjoy your flight.

Thank you.

Elli 08-28-2005 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
my biggest problem is I actually LIKE women - i just hate idiots. it's hard with cute women idiots - the radar gets foggy for a while
heheh I think that happens to everyone, Sleazy. :) Sounds like a sucky date, though. That would freak me out totally. But I don't think I would cancel a trip over it.

I could consult my tarot cards for you, though. ;)

baddog 08-28-2005 03:09 PM
I think there is a reason why she has to resort to something like lavalife to get dates . . . she obviously has issues.

Peaches 08-28-2005 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog
I think there is a reason why she has to resort to something like lavalife to get dates . . . she obviously has issues.
:winkwink:

digi 08-28-2005 03:21 PM
I think the problem here is that you're willing to fuck someone who just puked in your toilet :2 cents:

devilspost 08-28-2005 03:29 PM
That one one long paragraph ;)

"The only explanation is that the sense was about you, yourself. It's the only thing that makes sense."

That is true of everybody. mememememe

devilspost 08-28-2005 03:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by digi
I think the problem here is that you're willing to fuck someone who just puked in your toilet :2 cents:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 08-28-2005 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by digi
I think the problem here is that you're willing to fuck someone who just puked in your toilet :2 cents:
good point - i asked her to go home several times after that and she seemed back to normal though - didn't look drunk or high at all - very weird situation

SleazyDream 08-28-2005 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Don't listen to what everyone just said. Do not cancel your trip to Montreal.

Enjoy your flight.

Thank you.
i'm not sure how to take this comming from nocarrier :disgust

ThumbLord 08-28-2005 03:56 PM
there are people that are in fact can smell "dead" there are a few but they do exist.
my wife works at an hospital in the Netherlands and yes again certain people can "smell" dead.
Sleazy if you want to discuss this with my wife ( a couple of questions ) please contact me.
but then again I think it is your body odor.
you are big, as in fat, as in ............. a.s.o

NoCarrier 08-28-2005 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThumbLord
but then again I think it is your body odor.
you are big, as in fat, as in ............. a.s.o
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

blazin 08-28-2005 04:01 PM
About to backorder sleazydream.com...

NoCarrier 08-28-2005 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
i'm not sure how to take this comming from nocarrier :disgust
Wishing someone's death is evil and not nice. I would never do that.

chase 08-28-2005 04:22 PM
so fucking weird. I thought your response to her was funny though, lol. She's gonna be wicked fucking wigged out now, lol.

Holly 08-28-2005 05:21 PM
Your definition of "date" differs greatly from mine, lol.

vicki 08-28-2005 05:59 PM
Again, I hate to even mention this but amongst my majors was parapsychology as well as abnormal psychology. As strange as this stuff may sound (and I agree the woman definately sounds way too bizarre) this kind of stuff can be real.

The ability to 'smell out of world things' (also knows as clear-smelling) is called Clairalience - it is the ability to smell things that have no physical source. It's very common for Clairalience to 'trigger' in areas believed to be haunted, but is also believed to be an indication of the presence of death.

There is also phenomena called Clairaudience (clear-hearing) and Clairgustance (ability to taste) etc etc
sorry if I scare anyone but there is some scientific backings for it

Sarah_Jayne 08-28-2005 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
she was specific about my next trip - i'm starting to wonder if i should cancel montreal
ah but if you cancel the montreal trip isn't the trip after that really your next trip?

Sarah_Jayne 08-28-2005 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vicki
Again, I hate to even mention this but amongst my majors was parapsychology as well as abnormal psychology. As strange as this stuff may sound (and I agree the woman definately sounds way too bizarre) this kind of stuff can be real.

The ability to 'smell out of world things' (also knows as clear-smelling) is called Clairalience - it is the ability to smell things that have no physical source. It's very common for Clairalience to 'trigger' in areas believed to be haunted, but is also believed to be an indication of the presence of death.

There is also phenomena called Clairaudience (clear-hearing) and Clairgustance (ability to taste) etc etc
sorry if I scare anyone but there is some scientific backings for it
or that all could just be a bunch of crap and she was just a nut job with foot posioning

GTS Mark 08-28-2005 06:30 PM
Dude, just don't go outside next tuesday and you should be fine ;)

Don't worry so much jeeeesh!

DH

RayVega 08-28-2005 06:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
ok. went on a date tonight - late - yeah basically a fuck date.

met her on lavalife phone thing - talked a while - clicked - she decided to come over and spend the night - i took the risk cause we just clicked on the phone- normally i take more time than that but this one felt ok.

she shows up, cute - 30's - anyway she comes in and i offer her a drink. She starts to throw up. ok, i'm thinking drunk bitch - lead her to the bathroom and she pukes in there for a while - she comes out and says there's a smell in my house that's making her throw up. i know my basset stinks but he's not that bad but some oders don't agree with some people so i lead her to the deck outside. There she says what she smelled is death - my dog's gona die - he's suffering and i should let him go. WHAT THE FUCK? ok, he's got a skin rash he scratches now and then but he's healthy and happy - just lazy like a basset is all. I'm not impressed but i think dumb bitch - i still wana get laid- hey she's hot and some oders just don't agree with some people - anyway i sugest a hotel and we go there.

in the room she starts the throwing up again - runs to the bathroom and comes out and says the smell is me and i'm gona die and the last time she smelt this was with her brother and he died the next tuesday. She says I should cancel my next trip - she doesn't even know i travel much. Next one is montreal on the 1st..........

I'm not buying this - mostly cause she started throwing up right beside some old chicken in my kitched that i had forgotten to throw out and i realized later it was starting to smell.

anyway at the hotel i hit my limit when we start to get heavy petting and she gets up and says she's got to go get cigerettes - what the fuck? it's 5am in the fucking morning - so she leaves to get them - i get dressed while she's gone - ok - yeah we were both naked... and when she gets back she says she can't stay there with me - which i'm fine with cause i'm leaving anyway - i go home and write this.


gota admit - i'm a little wigged out - but i still think she's an idiot.
trippin ballz

KingK7 08-28-2005 06:47 PM
So how much was she?

KingK7 08-28-2005 06:48 PM
Gotta love crazy hookers... "Out for cigarettes" means going out to get a fix.

nico-t 08-28-2005 06:56 PM
hahahaa this is some funny shit

Martin 08-28-2005 07:03 PM
Thats why I stopped messing with biznatches I meet online.. Always bring some crazy ass shit out.

johnnyhey 08-28-2005 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
it's 5am in the fucking morning -
a.m. means morning you moron. mr. t. says "shoulda stayed in school"

reed_4 08-28-2005 07:19 PM
She wants to kill your basset. :1orglaugh

Odie 08-28-2005 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
she was specific about my next trip - i'm starting to wonder if i should cancel montreal

sorry to hear that Scott! I KNOW you ain't cancelling MTL! Not if J and I have anythignto say about it! :thumbsup :warning

SleazyDream 08-28-2005 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Odie
sorry to hear that Scott! I KNOW you ain't cancelling MTL! Not if J and I have anythignto say about it! :thumbsup :warning
i'm not cancelling montreal

GigoloJustin 08-28-2005 08:13 PM
I don't appreciate you calling my sister a bitch!

I'm never hooking you up again..

she's just a little nutty ..

OY 08-28-2005 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KRL
There are people that have some pretty amazing and genuine supernatural abilities. I've experienced something like your situation myself before where I sensed a relative was about to die unexpectedly and they did. Another time I was out to dinner with friends and this one woman who was at the table who I hadn't met before, I just kept sensing this dark mass inside her chest area and that I was supposed to say something to her. So when I talked to her about it her jaw dropped cause she had just recently been diagnosed with a possible cancerous chest tumor.

Every human and living creature has an electro magnetic charged energy field around them (their aura). This has been established scientifically. There are people that are sensitive either intuitively or even visually to the auras of others.

This girl sounds a bit off the wall, but you have to acknowledge its pretty weird that she would bring up you and your dog dying while she's on a first date. There are a million other ways to be weird, why tell someone you feel they're going to die??

Soviet scientist kirlian photograph of a human aura.

http://www.sabine-mag.com/archive/images/kirlian1.jpg

YOU READ "The Celestine Prophecy " ONE TOO MANY TIMES BRO.

And SleazyDream - I am going to London (from LA) on Sept. 11 - wanna join me?

:upsidedow


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