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Gabriel · 08-27-2005, 06:28 PM

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

You go to the beach and see that real lifeguards actually do look like
the lifeguards from Baywatch

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.

You begin to "lie" to your friends about where you are (i.e. "Yeah I'm
like 20 minutes away") - when you know that it'll take you at least an
hour to get there).

You drive to your neighborhood block party.

You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.

In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same
day.

You eat a different ethnic food for every meal

If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're
definitely driving.

Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.

You know what In N Out is and feel bad for all the other states because
they don't have any.

You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.

You really can never be too rich or too thin.

You've partied in Tijuana at least once.

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

You eat pineapple on pizza.

Bars card. For real.

Your cell phone has left a permanant impression on the side of your
head.

You think that Venice is a beach.

The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.

You mourned for Tupac and not for Biggie

You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is. ( the guitar
guy on skates lol)

You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would
never
date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class or
"909ers". Best area code: "714."

You call 911 and they put you on hold.

You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.

The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.

You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It
don't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are
just better than them, for whatever reason.

You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a
McDonald's or a Starbucks.

You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.

Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance,
takes about "twenty minutes".

The Terminator is your governor

You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH"

Mako · 08-27-2005, 06:31 PM

lol that's great, very true too.

BigBen · 08-27-2005, 06:41 PM

I'm definately from Socal

pornguy · 08-27-2005, 06:44 PM

Some are true, but a lot of those better describe Miami.

abyss_al · 08-27-2005, 06:47 PM

all so true

Clarion · 08-27-2005, 06:51 PM

it pulls out my socali roots. You know I really don't miss In n Out like those commercials say...

MaLil · 08-27-2005, 06:55 PM

You know you're from so-cal when you can't fathom the difference between "your" and "you're".

Sly · 08-27-2005, 06:56 PM

Ahaha, pretty dead on. I love the fact that its so easy to get good Mexican food. Carne asada, bitch!

Spunky · 08-27-2005, 07:00 PM

Lol..funny shit

Ycaza · 08-27-2005, 09:27 PM

carne asada with guacamole is a san diego thing. You can get it in way south OC but thats it. I miss that. All this while i use my laptop in sheran oaks at the starbucks.

chaze · 08-27-2005, 09:31 PM

Oh man.. that was great, thanks

Morgan · 08-27-2005, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cazually

carne asada with guacamole is a san diego thing. You can get it in way south OC but thats it. I miss that. All this while i use my laptop in sheran oaks at the starbucks.

El Toro Bravo (the tortilla factory) in Costa Mesa has the bomb carne asada and carnitas!!! mmmmmMMmmMm

hungry now.

porn-dog · 08-27-2005, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

You go to the beach and see that real lifeguards actually do look like
the lifeguards from Baywatch

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.

You begin to "lie" to your friends about where you are (i.e. "Yeah I'm
like 20 minutes away") - when you know that it'll take you at least an
hour to get there).

You drive to your neighborhood block party.

You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.

In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same
day.

You eat a different ethnic food for every meal

If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're
definitely driving.

Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.

You know what In N Out is and feel bad for all the other states because
they don't have any.

You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.

You really can never be too rich or too thin.

You've partied in Tijuana at least once.

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

You eat pineapple on pizza.

Bars card. For real.

Your cell phone has left a permanant impression on the side of your
head.

You think that Venice is a beach.

The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.

You mourned for Tupac and not for Biggie

You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is. ( the guitar
guy on skates lol)

You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would
never
date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class or
"909ers". Best area code: "714."

You call 911 and they put you on hold.

You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.

The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.

You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It
don't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are
just better than them, for whatever reason.

You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a
McDonald's or a Starbucks.

You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.

Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance,
takes about "twenty minutes".

The Terminator is your governor

You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH"

Morgan · 08-27-2005, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would
never
date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class or
"909ers". Best area code: "714."

714 was the best area code until 949 was born!

Keev · 08-27-2005, 10:00 PM

Mexican Food!!!!

Up here in Toronto.. I mean the mexican food is NON existant.... Tommorow if i dont find mexican food gonna go on a mission to find some!

Keev · 08-27-2005, 10:03 PM

In & Out

Weather

Mexicans Hnaging out in front of home depot

chronic avenger · 08-27-2005, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ganjasaurus

714 was the best area code until 949 was born!

true.. true...

421Fill · 08-27-2005, 10:31 PM

310 ftw... lol

Kard63 · 08-27-2005, 10:38 PM

911 puts you on hold ?

Mako · 08-27-2005, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keev

In & Out

Weather

Mexicans Hnaging out in front of home depot

rofl @ Mexicans hanging out in front of home depot. It's crazy, you can build the Sears Tower with those guys at your house for a $100 and lunch. It's the greatest cheap labor ever.

I remind friends of that when they start with the anti-immigration shit. "Yeah? Close the borders eh? Who's going to lay your mosaic tile in your wife's new kitchen then ace? Or would you just like to pay 10x more for that job?"

TDF · 08-28-2005, 01:49 AM

you smoke so much weed u forget its illegal

chaze · 08-28-2005, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ganjasaurus

714 was the best area code until 949 was born!

Hell no, 714 bitches.

kmanrox · 08-28-2005, 03:03 AM

ah yes... i miss Irvine and SD

phonesex · 08-28-2005, 03:11 AM

You know when your in Los Angeles when:

- You drive down Van Nuys Blvd and think your in Mexico
- Every gardener and cook is Mexican
- All the Subway Sandwich and 7-11 stores are owned by Indians
- You take side streets in order to avoid the freeway
- 24 hour Starbucks & Coffee Bean
- People on Sunset never sleeps (just like vegas)
- Everybody acts rich
- Its ok to spend $300 on a shirt
- Homeless make more $$$ than you
- Premium gas is $3.00 a gal.
- 1/3 of the yellow pages is Attorneys

phonesex · 08-28-2005, 03:14 AM

Any girl you see with tits are probably fake

StatsJunky · 08-28-2005, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keev

Mexican Food!!!!

Up here in Toronto.. I mean the mexican food is NON existant.... Tommorow if i dont find mexican food gonna go on a mission to find some!

There's a nice little place on Isabella just east of Yonge north side right beside the Artful Dodger called Casa Mexico. The place is kinda bad on the eyes but the food is good. Might be worth a try if you're craving Mexican.

3M TA3 · 08-28-2005, 03:18 AM

we picked up a mexican from home depot and drove his right onto the set of one of a soft core porn DVD shoot.

I doubt any of the other mexicans believed him when he got home.

aico · 08-28-2005, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaLil

You know you're from so-cal when you can't fathom the difference between "your" and "you're".

it's actually that we just don't give a fuck... we don't sweat the little things.

SomeCreep · 08-28-2005, 04:05 AM

lol, funny stuff

08-27-2005, 06:28 PM	#1
Gabriel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: So*Cal Posts: 4,789	You Know Your From So-cal When... The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You go to the beach and see that real lifeguards actually do look like the lifeguards from Baywatch Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. You begin to "lie" to your friends about where you are (i.e. "Yeah I'm like 20 minutes away") - when you know that it'll take you at least an hour to get there). You drive to your neighborhood block party. You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day. You eat a different ethnic food for every meal If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. You know what In N Out is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any. You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll. You really can never be too rich or too thin. You've partied in Tijuana at least once. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. You eat pineapple on pizza. Bars card. For real. Your cell phone has left a permanant impression on the side of your head. You think that Venice is a beach. The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal. You mourned for Tupac and not for Biggie You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is. ( the guitar guy on skates lol) You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class or "909ers". Best area code: "714." You call 911 and they put you on hold. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory. The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday. You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It don't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason. You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks. You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean. Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes". The Terminator is your governor You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH" __________________ ICQ#: 142295729

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