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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-27-2005, 02:24 PM

"Thow ( or whatever ) shalt not covet thy neighbors Wife"

Well thats fine and all but wifes often go and fuck married men and in doing so have not violated gods law.

WTF!

Statistically from this "Fact" there are more women in Heaven than Hell.

Realpascal · 08-27-2005, 02:27 PM

All cute girl are in porn, and go to hell.
All ugly women go to heaven, so heaven is packed with ugly women.

Isn't heaven really hell ??

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-27-2005, 02:31 PM

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

"Do not desire another man's house; do not desire his wife, his slaves, his cattle, his donkeys, or anything else that he owns."

This is some serious shit.

God wants all the bitches!

Babagirls · 08-27-2005, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

"Do not desire another man's house; do not desire his wife, his slaves, his cattle, his donkeys, or anything else that he owns."

This is some serious shit.

God wants all the bitches!

hahaha right on!!! and to think, all these years, that i was gonna go to hell lol

blazi · 08-27-2005, 02:41 PM

if all the ugly women are in heaven glad i'm going to hell

Donny · 08-27-2005, 02:45 PM

Adultery is a no-no too. So the ladies would be guilty.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-27-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

Adultery is a no-no too. So the ladies would be guilty.

Thats not specifically defined. In the original text of the 10 commandments.

Infact it defines Men not women.

Machete_ · 08-27-2005, 02:47 PM

heaven is a sausage-fest - Bradshaw told me that... first

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-27-2005, 02:54 PM

Adultery is generally defined as consensual sexual intercourse by a married person with someone other than their lawful spouse. As there is usually an implicit or explicit agreement between spouses to not have sex outside the marriage, the common synonym for adultery is infidelity as well as unfaithfulness or in colloquial speech, cheating. By extension, adultery may also apply to any other sexual activities committed outside the marriage.

The sexual partner of a person committing adultery is often referred to in legal documents (especially divorce proceedings) as a co-respondent, while the person whose spouse has been unfaithful is often labeled a cuckold; originally, the latter term was applied only to males, but in more recent times women have been characterized in this way too.

So essentially I would like to know when "These recent times" have occured. I have an Aunt and she is about to die. I need to know what year these laws of god were revised and whether or not they were signed by the seal of David.

Doc911 · 08-27-2005, 02:56 PM

i thought covet meant to want or desire. so if you go bang the bitch and get it over you won't desire it anymore. therefor there is no sin in banging your neighbors wife just in peeking through her window while you spank the monkey.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-27-2005, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc911

i thought covet meant to want or desire. so if you go bang the bitch and get it over you won't desire it anymore. therefor there is no sin in banging your neighbors wife just in peeking through her window while you spank the monkey.

Only if you are female there is no offense there.
Infact the wife may bang herself in the window looking at her nieghbors husband.

I am telling ya guys this is some bullshit.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-27-2005, 03:00 PM

I would also like to know about this "Nieghbors" thing and at what radius this encompasses. 5 miles 10 miles?
I do travel from time to time.]

I need the OK just incase there is somthing I can not refuse.

Realpascal · 08-27-2005, 03:05 PM

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-27-2005, 03:10 PM

Maybe Allah's 72 Virgin deal is not so far from the truth.

tristan_D · 08-28-2005, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realpascal

All cute girl are in porn, and go to hell.
All ugly women go to heaven, so heaven is packed with ugly women.

Isn't heaven really hell ??

now I'm hinking if heaven really sounds a good idea.

PixeLs · 08-28-2005, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realpascal

All cute girl are in porn, and go to hell.
All ugly women go to heaven, so heaven is packed with ugly women.

Isn't heaven really hell ??

Have you found the last remaining scroll?
I hate to admit it but you have your point there.

BlackCrayon · 08-28-2005, 10:37 PM

isn't it more like in the vain of 'mankind', all men are created equal, ect? you also have to consider the times of the bible. women weren't considered really 'people' until the 1800s or something.

mardigras · 08-28-2005, 10:47 PM

Of course there are more women than men in heaven, how else is each guy going to be issued 72 per

Actually, if you read the bible, breaking the 10 commandments does not automatically = hell.

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's. You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor. "Do not desire another man's house; do not desire his wife, his slaves, his cattle, his donkeys, or anything else that he owns." This is some serious shit. God wants all the bitches! __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Adultery is generally defined as consensual sexual intercourse by a married person with someone other than their lawful spouse. As there is usually an implicit or explicit agreement between spouses to not have sex outside the marriage, the common synonym for adultery is infidelity as well as unfaithfulness or in colloquial speech, cheating. By extension, adultery may also apply to any other sexual activities committed outside the marriage. The sexual partner of a person committing adultery is often referred to in legal documents (especially divorce proceedings) as a co-respondent, while the person whose spouse has been unfaithful is often labeled a cuckold; originally, the latter term was applied only to males, but in more recent times women have been characterized in this way too. So essentially I would like to know when "These recent times" have occured. I have an Aunt and she is about to die. I need to know what year these laws of god were revised and whether or not they were signed by the seal of David. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \| Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 08-27-2005 at 02:55 PM..

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Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Adultery is a no-no too. So the ladies would be guilty.

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	I would also like to know about this "Nieghbors" thing and at what radius this encompasses. 5 miles 10 miles? I do travel from time to time.] I need the OK just incase there is somthing I can not refuse. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \| Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 08-27-2005 at 03:03 PM..

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Maybe Allah's 72 Virgin deal is not so far from the truth. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	isn't it more like in the vain of 'mankind', all men are created equal, ect? you also have to consider the times of the bible. women weren't considered really 'people' until the 1800s or something. __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Of course there are more women than men in heaven, how else is each guy going to be issued 72 per Actually, if you read the bible, breaking the 10 commandments does not automatically = hell. __________________ .