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boner 2.0 08-26-2005 11:45 AM

100 prostitutes are better... no, not really.

Hollywood Horwitz 08-26-2005 11:57 AM

theres nothing wrong with paying for sex but why buy the cow when you can drink the milk for free!

Murderous 08-26-2005 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
my problem is i actually like women.

Yeah... you should really have that looked at, it could be fatal.

Huggles 08-26-2005 12:09 PM

Why spend the $$$ on a prostitute when you can get a real doll?



Just heat it up a little, and fuck it. Just like a prostitute. Certainly you're not paying for a prostitute for the conversation, are you?



A real doll makes more sense. Cheaper in the long run, always in the closet waiting for you, no chances of disease.

Paul 08-26-2005 12:36 PM

Where is Dugmor ? :)

kmanrox 08-27-2005 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles
Why spend the $$$ on a prostitute when you can get a real doll?



Just heat it up a little, and fuck it. Just like a prostitute. Certainly you're not paying for a prostitute for the conversation, are you?



A real doll makes more sense. Cheaper in the long run, always in the closet waiting for you, no chances of disease.


you're an idiot... why would someone pay 5k for a rubber doll, when they can pay 25-50$ for a beautiful porn star looking hooker? I can fuck 200 18yo stunners for that over here...

phogirl69 08-27-2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by websiex


Also, in the USA, women are forced to act like sluts. This is very obvious if you look at it. I mean, look at the clothing available to women. There isn't any conservative clothing left really, all I see is belly shirts and tight shorts. When you see little girls in these clothes one can only get a sick feeling, but this is the facts of the USA, girls are supposed to act like sluts.

I don't know if you understand what I'm getting at, but this really looks like the truth to me. I see it everyday in front of my own eyes. Fifty years ago women wore more conservative clothing and didn't act like sluts to get attention of males; today it is the exact opposite, more skin:more attention.

This ties into the divorce rate going up in my opinion. The guys find a girl they think looks good to have as a wife, but in reality she is a two cent whore, and it ends up in a divorce. Also, good women may get picked up by a "playa" and figure all she can get is him and then two years down the road they're in court with a divorce.

Now, to tie all of this to prostitution for you if you've made it to this point.

Now, if the USA made prostitution legal, men would be able to have sex without going to clubs and picking up sluts. These sluts would be left with a smaller pool of men picking them up and having a relationship with them. The men would know they don't need a slutty girl because they can get a slut for $75, without the drama included. This would in turn make women act less slutty in order to get a good man, because the men would know that sluts are available and when they see a girl acting slutty, they would think of a prostitute.

I know some people won't understand this concept, but it is a good concept that can make you think. This to me proves that prostitution will make America a better place.

:2 cents:

You are a total idiot. If you fuck a lot of hoes that makes you a slut too. So basically you wanna fuck sluts, but the girls you date can't be sluts. Look up "madonna-whore complex" in Google, because apparently you have it.

badmunchkin 08-27-2005 01:13 AM

I don't know WTF is going on because phogirl69 is making total sense to me right now.

phogirl69 08-27-2005 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmunchkin
I don't know WTF is going on because phogirl69 is making total sense to me right now.

Lol, So you are saying that I usually DONT'T make sense?? :eek7

badmunchkin 08-27-2005 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phogirl69
Lol, So you are saying that I usually DONT'T make sense?? :eek7

ummmmmm...













YES.

I've thought you were a self-involved, naive, spoiled chick from reading your posts in the past (you like the show Laguna Beach for chrissakes & buy crappy fashion accessories because some dopey celebrity wears them :helpme )

no, I'm not stalking you; your posts just have stood out so much as completely ridiculous that I can't help but remember them. :upsidedow

But, for the most part, you have some good points in this thread and a lot of the guys here need to go on a real date and stop being so bitter. :2 cents:

DraX 08-27-2005 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
Post your reasons here! I'll start;

-One can concentrate 100% of my energy and time on my work, not worrying about making courtesty calls to my blackbook, or doing bullshit like going to the mall, cuddling, talking, dining, GOING OUT EVERY NIGHT, or EVERY WEEKEND in SEARCH of a LAY or 7Digits just like a CRACKHEAD.. This wastes valuable work time.

-One who doesnt like to 'chat' with chicks, DOESNT HAVE TO... Hey, how are you, would you like to shower? Great.... --shower--, take her by the hand to the balcony, bend her over and show the city who's Daddy..... Thanks, you were great, kiss... heres 25$, i'll call you next week...

-On even a remote impulse of horniness, BAM pick up the phone and there's pussy of your choice to do any kind of kinky shit you like, right away... Shes there, you're taken care of, she's gone.... 1 hour later you're back at your computer working.

-No Strings - Self explanatory... Besides the occasional SMS smalltalk they like to send, you're not obligated to call them, or care what the fuck they think..


These are just a few reasons I just came up with... All in all, I would have to say ppl that BASH ppl who dig hookers fit into one of these categories;

1) You're gay
2) You're wife/GF is watching you type right now
3) You live in America and the ONLY country where there arent Red Light Districts/areas that provide 20-75$ a pop hookers
4) You live in America and you don't have the money to be blowing on hookers
5) You don't live in America and you don't have the 50Euros to blow on hookers
6) You're a GWBushesque bible thumper, which means you wouldn't b reading GFY, so you don't fit this category
7) You're a woman or you're severly pussy whipped

Thoughts?

Cool thinking kman

And yea alot of those thought are dispised by many guys, i have myself been into similiar discussions where i had to explain myself.

Fuck them i say, sissies

LOL this thread is cracking me up

Alot of dump asses in this thread ROFL

I look good, have a nice body, excersissing alot, friendly and a nice guy, still i cant get laid when i want to in a "western country",why?? cause i have to try and talk with girls that only want to be served and be treated as queens.

I have been clubbing / going out alot, and i have seen some scary shit. Girls are only after money / celebrity wannabies / period

Also i read following from COATSY


Its also true that western women have become a LOT more demanding and selfish in the last 30 or so years, a lot of western guys are not attracted to this at all. Western women are becoming more masculine as well, In the UK females can nearly drink as much as males.

hahaha it is sooo true, i see it every time i go out, also women gets alot of attention from media and politicians and different feminine parties that are working strong with women right, but when are they gonna be happy ????

phogirl......shut up

phogirl69 08-27-2005 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmunchkin
ummmmmm...













YES.

I've thought you were a self-involved, naive, spoiled chick from reading your posts in the past (you like the show Laguna Beach for chrissakes & buy crappy fashion accessories because some dopey celebrity wears them :helpme )

no, I'm not stalking you; your posts just have stood out so much as completely ridiculous that I can't help but remember them. :upsidedow

But, for the most part, you have some good points in this thread and a lot of the guys here need to go on a real date and stop being so bitter. :2 cents:

Yea, I guess I kinda deserved that for watching Laguna Beach :helpme

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-09-2005 04:42 AM

Define "Normal chick" for me someone..I already know what a "prostitute" is.

TiGrrPrr 09-09-2005 04:45 AM

you don't pay them to 'do' you, you pay them to go.

kmanrox 09-09-2005 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
Define "Normal chick" for me someone..I already know what a "prostitute" is.


Normal Chick: A woman who does not ask directly for money after an act of sex. A woman whose main source of income is from a real job, and receives a paycheck. If they dont have a job, they cannot make cash directly from having sex with customers.

We all know that 'normal chicks' all get paid to fuck indirectly, via gifts, taken in trips, allowed to ride in our pimp mobiles, taken to dinner, etc. etc., but they don't do it directly for cash money immediately.

TiGrrPrr 09-09-2005 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
you're an idiot... why would someone pay 5k for a rubber doll, when they can pay 25-50$ for a beautiful porn star looking hooker? I can fuck 200 18yo stunners for that over here...

um so you won't get busted, ripped off, infected, or have to run to the atm. (known to happen)

TiGrrPrr 09-09-2005 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
Normal Chick: A woman who does not ask directly for money after an act of sex. A woman whose main source of income is from a real job, and receives a paycheck. If they dont have a job, they cannot make cash directly from having sex with customers.

We all know that 'normal chicks' all get paid to fuck indirectly, via gifts, taken in trips, allowed to ride in our pimp mobiles, taken to dinner, etc. etc., but they don't do it directly for cash money immediately.

damn sounds like i was a prostitue [indirectly] to mom, dad, family and friends. next time they ask for a ride for a dr.appt etc. i'll holler 'im not your ho' stop pls stop lol

evanmorgan 09-09-2005 05:42 AM

this might be strange for someone of my age but i cant wait to fall in love....and not with a hooker.

kmanrox 09-09-2005 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiGrrPrr
um so you won't get busted, ripped off, infected, or have to run to the atm. (known to happen)


umm, where i live its legal, i use a rubber and the girls have medical checkups every month (how often do YOU get checked?), and they're cheap and i have sufficient cashflow...

what do u have to say to that?

kmanrox 09-09-2005 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
this might be strange for someone of my age but i cant wait to fall in love....and not with a hooker.


how old are you?

evanmorgan 09-09-2005 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
how old are you?

89






























19.

Im not saying id turn a girl down if she werent gonna commit, but, long term im looking for more than just sex...

evanmorgan 09-09-2005 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
I can fuck 200 18yo stunners

in one night? u stud :pimp

kmanrox 09-09-2005 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
89

19.

Im not saying id turn a girl down if she werent gonna commit, but, long term im looking for more than just sex...

well check this out man, when i was 19, i was married and in the Marines... i was also tearin up the new internet porn thing..... things change... since them ive been divorced, and once i broke free i said, k-man... you dont need stress... you ARE **THE** MAN, bro! so i thought of how i could maximise work time, and also have no stress at all....

i came up with the plan to move to thailand, and then i woudnt have to spent 60% of my time like most men, looking for pussy, i can spend it on my businesses, and then i have no stress... i dont have any money stress, and the only other stress ppl have is looking for ass.... BAM.... now i live in a state of euphoria like i cant even describe....

will i want to find a normal chick one day and settle down again? maybe, probably... but NOT NOW BABY!!

evanmorgan 09-09-2005 06:08 AM

i wasnt saying that your doing anything wrong, different people want different things. And you are right, circumstances change.

TiGrrPrr 09-09-2005 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
umm, where i live its legal, i use a rubber and the girls have medical checkups every month (how often do YOU get checked?), and they're cheap and i have sufficient cashflow...

what do u have to say to that?

the girls get checked, how often does kmanrox get checked? and i wash my playparts / playtoys / and don't lend them out to strangers / and i fuck through a plastic bubble that i live in :anon

kmanrox 09-09-2005 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
i wasnt saying that your doing anything wrong, different people want different things. And you are right, circumstances change.


yes, the moral of my story was, oh how things change. =)


enjoy being 19 while you can, but i can assure you, thus far, the mid to upper 20's have been the most fun.... when i was 19, me and my friends were like ... 'hey bro, let's have a keg party at the house!' or 'hey man, let's go to Orlando tonight and hit the clubs...' now.. my friends are like 'hey man, im going to Amsterdam next month, you down?' 'hey bro, party on tokyo for new years, wanna go?'.... and the answer is ALWAYS... hell yes, let's do it!

.... end fatherly preacher mode....

TiGrrPrr 09-09-2005 06:16 AM

this is why internet porn is better than movie theatre porn. the popcorn and floor isnt questionably sticky. normalgirl vs abnormalgirl; missed that DC comic release.

davidd 09-09-2005 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
do guys who like hookers like the thought of dick also? ie they imagine all the dicks that have been in the hooker and enjoy it more?

That is called Madonna Whore Complex.

Google it, and you will realize how broken you are.

davidd 09-09-2005 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
yes, the moral of my story was, oh how things change. =)


enjoy being 19 while you can, but i can assure you, thus far, the mid to upper 20's have been the most fun.... when i was 19, me and my friends were like ... 'hey bro, let's have a keg party at the house!' or 'hey man, let's go to Orlando tonight and hit the clubs...' now.. my friends are like 'hey man, im going to Amsterdam next month, you down?' 'hey bro, party on tokyo for new years, wanna go?'.... and the answer is ALWAYS... hell yes, let's do it!

.... end fatherly preacher mode....

No truer words have ever been spoken, today atleast.

Marshal 09-09-2005 06:39 AM

I don't like whores, but a regular gf.
Period.
;)

mrbling 09-09-2005 06:47 AM

kmanrox,
How are your living expenses in thailand right now?
ARe you still in thailand?

All the kids in here who think fucking hookers are no no , just haven't left their computers or are scared that they may look like dorks which in fact they are.

I don't give a shit, I love fucking hot hookers, and I love picking up normal women, I do both at the same time, who the fuck cares, live life like the king you are I say.

jimmyf 09-09-2005 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (Gk)
hmm, I disagree with that. :winkwink:

i do to

think he was talking about drug'e street hookers.

Ross 09-09-2005 07:03 AM

Just read this whole, thread and I have to admit its interesting. Personally I won't go near hookers. I won't condone people who do tho. Its just as easy to fuck some club chick who's been with tons of guys.

Whatever floats your boat baby. My boat is floated by my girlfriend :)

Rinaldo 09-09-2005 07:07 AM

We ordered one once, the girl just gave me a 40 min back story as to why she was turning tricks. I actually felt sorry for her, gave her cab money to go home and decided to pass out.

I thought the same thing, that you could fuck the shit out of them and they'd just leave, but oh no... they hung out and chatted our ears off and gave us sob stories. What a waste

Holly 09-09-2005 07:13 AM

Alright, you've convinced me.

It's prostitution from now on.

kmanrox 09-09-2005 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrbling
kmanrox,
How are your living expenses in thailand right now?
ARe you still in thailand?

All the kids in here who think fucking hookers are no no , just haven't left their computers or are scared that they may look like dorks which in fact they are.

I don't give a shit, I love fucking hot hookers, and I love picking up normal women, I do both at the same time, who the fuck cares, live life like the king you are I say.


living expenses are whatever you wish, i have a friend who doesnt have much fun and lives in a shithole and he spends 100$ a month on rent... i have other friends who spend 8k on rent... i have friends who walk, and friends with top of the line mercedes.... all in all if you wanna 'ball' it will cost about the same as in the USA... if you wanna scrape by you can do it for a whole lot less than the USA....



let me say that i think that people who are in disagreement about whores vs/ regular chicks, i failed to understand that most of you are thinking of street whores / crackheads that you see in your town every day.... i took for granted that most of you have not been to Brazil, Europe, Asia or Eastern Europe....

Let me tell you that whores in other parts of the world where it is legal, are NOTHING like the local streetwhores you see in the USA...

whores in thailand are normal girls, usually going to university, from good families that care about them, etc... they usually dont do drugs, they save their money and most of it gets sent back to their family.. they work in establishments with female bosses, with cash registers, accountibility, etc... they have real thai boyfriends their age, etc... they laugh and have fun with you just like a 'normal girlfriend' would in the USA, they swap phone numbers, send you cute SMS messages on your phone, they are usually presentable, dressed nice, and you would want to take them to dinner or to a club to party, or whatever.....

whores in europe are not crackhead whores either... they're more money oriented and more businesslike, but they're usually very fit, tanned, fake boobs alot of times, well taken care of, make great money and are fun to talk to... they too, usually, are presentable enough to where you'd take them out into public, and they too, usually are not working in the street but under legal, controlled conditions.... brazil is very much like thailand... temporary girlfriend experience, without any of the strings attached....

so unless you have been to whoring zones in other countries and seen what its like, then you're barking up the wrong tree because the whores that sex tourists seek, are certainly NOTHING like the local whores every city has in cracktown in the USA...

i hope this makes sense.... this is the longest post i think ive ever made, can you tell i love whores?

Holly 09-09-2005 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
i hope this makes sense.... this is the longest post i think ive ever made, can you tell i love whores?

Did you see what I posted for you yesterday in that sigs thread?

Dalai lama 09-09-2005 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
Post your reasons here! I'll start;

-One can concentrate 100% of my energy and time on my work, not worrying about making courtesty calls to my blackbook, or doing bullshit like going to the mall, cuddling, talking, dining, GOING OUT EVERY NIGHT, or EVERY WEEKEND in SEARCH of a LAY or 7Digits just like a CRACKHEAD.. This wastes valuable work time.

-One who doesnt like to 'chat' with chicks, DOESNT HAVE TO... Hey, how are you, would you like to shower? Great.... --shower--, take her by the hand to the balcony, bend her over and show the city who's Daddy..... Thanks, you were great, kiss... heres 25$, i'll call you next week...

-On even a remote impulse of horniness, BAM pick up the phone and there's pussy of your choice to do any kind of kinky shit you like, right away... Shes there, you're taken care of, she's gone.... 1 hour later you're back at your computer working.

-No Strings - Self explanatory... Besides the occasional SMS smalltalk they like to send, you're not obligated to call them, or care what the fuck they think..


These are just a few reasons I just came up with... All in all, I would have to say ppl that BASH ppl who dig hookers fit into one of these categories;

1) You're gay
2) You're wife/GF is watching you type right now
3) You live in America and the ONLY country where there arent Red Light Districts/areas that provide 20-75$ a pop hookers
4) You live in America and you don't have the money to be blowing on hookers
5) You don't live in America and you don't have the 50Euros to blow on hookers
6) You're a GWBushesque bible thumper, which means you wouldn't b reading GFY, so you don't fit this category
7) You're a woman or you're severly pussy whipped

Thoughts?

You are right :upsidedow

kmanrox 09-09-2005 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly
Did you see what I posted for you yesterday in that sigs thread?


oops, i forgot about that thread... you found the sping.gif ?????? hook a brotha up!!! =)

kmanrox 09-09-2005 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama
You are right :upsidedow


well duhhhh ... where you been???


:winkwink:

Holly 09-09-2005 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
oops, i forgot about that thread... you found the sping.gif ?????? hook a brotha up!!! =)

http://ridinspinnaz.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com//5000/5834/image.gif

kmanrox 09-09-2005 08:14 AM

spank you holly!

polish_aristocrat 09-09-2005 09:22 AM

bluff would love this thread

detoxed 09-09-2005 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phogirl69
KMan, when I first met the guy I'm seeing he even showed me Harbor blvd (you are from So Cali I remember) so I'm sure you know bout Harbor, and he was about to show me how he actually negotiates for one and haggles to make the price lower. It was a real turn-off but at least he was honest, that's better than someone who lies and covers it up.

So for any men I might date in the future, I know all your dirty secrets, and there's nothing you can hide from me ;)


You are a fucking idiot for even doing this, talking about, putting up with it. What the fuck. You say you know all about it then you fucking ASK for trouble by getting into a relationship with this guy. 70% of guys DO NOT fuck hookers in the US. Maybe you are just dealing with the wrong fucking crowd. Damn.


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