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  • pr0
    rockin tha trailerpark
    • May 2001
    • 23088
    #1

    I'll be selling generators - great prices

    Attention residents of greater Florida. I will personally pick up & deliver all of your battery backup devices for computers, generators etc.

    I charge $1000 for overnight shipping (from up north in hurricane safety) & i garuntee to not run out of stock. Plus, you get the generator at cost, you just pay for the 24hr or less shipping. And yes i can reach you in any county thats not shut down with national gaurd emergency road blocks. Yes i can reach you through police/fire roadblocks, but add an extra $150 surcharge for the payoff if thats necc.

    Just name the model & it will be there within 20 hours anywhere in florida/texas gulf/panhandle area.

    This offer is valid year round.
    __________
    Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)
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    • smack
      Push Porn Like Weight.
      • Mar 2002
      • 10652
      #2
      Like a rock,
      like a planet,
      Like a fucking atom bomb.
      I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness
      that i encounter everywhere I turn.
      I've seen it all along,
      In book and magazines.
      Like a twitch before dying,
      like a pornographic scene.
      There's a flower behind the window,
      there's an ugly laughing man,
      like a hummingbird in silence,
      like the blood on the door.
      it's the generator.
      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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        • pr0
          rockin tha trailerpark
          • May 2001
          • 23088
          #3
          Originally posted by smack
          Like a rock,
          like a planet,
          Like a fucking atom bomb.
          I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness
          that i encounter everywhere I turn.
          I've seen it all along,
          In book and magazines.
          Like a twitch before dying,
          like a pornographic scene.
          There's a flower behind the window,
          there's an ugly laughing man,
          like a hummingbird in silence,
          like the blood on the door.
          it's the generator.
          i'll even bring this guy along with me for your entertainment....he leases out at 5k a week, & will smoke up your living room
          __________
          Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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            • smack
              Push Porn Like Weight.
              • Mar 2002
              • 10652
              #4
              Originally posted by pr0
              i'll even bring this guy along with me for your entertainment....he leases out at 5k a week, & will smoke up your living room

              living room? i can make the whole fucking house a cloud. keeps you happy and fends off the bugs.
              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                • Logan Videos
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 589
                  #5
                  Originally posted by smack
                  living room? i can make the whole fucking house a cloud. keeps you happy and fends off the bugs.

                  I second that:

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                    • reed_4
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 9640
                      #6
                      you're such a business minded pr0. here's a bump for you!

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                        • pr0
                          rockin tha trailerpark
                          • May 2001
                          • 23088
                          #7
                          bump for the newly christened dade county

                          just a reminder, i'll be here through all the hurricanes, waiting to assist your transportation needs
                          __________
                          Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                            • pr0
                              rockin tha trailerpark
                              • May 2001
                              • 23088
                              #8
                              i'm not fucking around....cristal on ice, whatever you want, i'll get it to ya by jet skii if need be

                              don't let some little hurricane fuck your shit up....make sure your pda's charged then hit me up when the lights go out or the stores close up, i'm your man!
                              __________
                              Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                • pr0
                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 23088
                                  #9
                                  i bet some ice cold beer sounds good right about now...any shops open in dade?
                                  __________
                                  Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                    • throwdown
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 997
                                      #10
                                      generators make me cum my pants

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                                        • dynastoned
                                          mmm yeah!
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 5061
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by smack
                                          living room? i can make the whole fucking house a cloud. keeps you happy and fends off the bugs.
                                          house maybe, but can you block out the sun too?

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                                            • sperbonzo
                                              I'd rather be on my boat.
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 9750
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by pr0
                                              i bet some ice cold beer sounds good right about now...any shops open in dade?
                                              LOL Sell, sell sell!

                                              There are a couple of stores open here in North Miami.

                                              The only problem with this thread is that the people that really need it CAN'T SEE IT.
                                              THEY HAVE NO POWER...REMEMBER?
                                              Last edited by sperbonzo; 08-26-2005, 01:27 PM.
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                                                • iBanker
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 2758
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by smack
                                                  Like a rock,
                                                  like a planet,
                                                  Like a fucking atom bomb.
                                                  I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness
                                                  that i encounter everywhere I turn.
                                                  I've seen it all along,
                                                  In book and magazines.
                                                  Like a twitch before dying,
                                                  like a pornographic scene.
                                                  There's a flower behind the window,
                                                  there's an ugly laughing man,
                                                  like a hummingbird in silence,
                                                  like the blood on the door.
                                                  it's the generator.
                                                  Bad Religion
                                                  www.JasonandAlex.com
                                                  Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170

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                                                    • EroticySteve
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 4365
                                                      #14
                                                      I bought a generator a year or two ago. I never used it and returned it the following year.
                                                      You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that.
                                                      Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale

                                                      email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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                                                        • pr0
                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 23088
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                          LOL Sell, sell sell!

                                                          There are a couple of stores open here in North Miami.

                                                          The only problem with this thread is that the people that really need it CAN'T SEE IT.
                                                          THEY HAVE NO POWER...REMEMBER?
                                                          i posted it the day before....now everyone better put my info on their pda's & blackberrys so when the next one hits, you know who to call for generators, lobsters & cristal at cost, with a set shipping fee
                                                          __________
                                                          Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                            • pr0
                                                              rockin tha trailerpark
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 23088
                                                              #16
                                                              This offer has been extended to new orleans, same price, but $3,000 if i have to reach you by small boat
                                                              __________
                                                              Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                • pr0
                                                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 23088
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Generators, Cristal, Lobster, flooded & need rescue?

                                                                  pr0 will be at your door within 24 hours & remember i now include the state of L.A.

                                                                  Last edited by pr0; 08-28-2005, 06:20 AM.
                                                                  __________
                                                                  Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                    • pr0
                                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 23088
                                                                      #18
                                                                      New Orleans, lets go....

                                                                      iCQ

                                                                      471174 add me to your pda now!
                                                                      __________
                                                                      Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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