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Don't you hate it when..
you start a conversation with someone and then they keep it going longer than you wanted it to?
My neighbor was just standing outside her door and I asked her if she got locked out. She said no but that she was outside because she didn't want her roomate to know that she was in the house. Apparently he's taking a shit and she knows that there is no more TP in there and is worried he'll call her to bring him over some. ![]() She spent the next 10 minutes bitching about him and how he steals and lies to her. |
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I need a beer
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Should have pitched a boner and made her very uncomfortable
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She wants your cock. :D
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meh
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nail her!
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hi Sagi , whats up !
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smack those bitches to shut them up. sick neighbors!
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smack that bitch up & then nail her! :P
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Definitly hate that kind of conversation ... where people you don't give a shit about talk to you about their problems
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But on the other hand ... she was politely asking you to give her a roll of TP
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You can be polite in tellin him that you are leaving coz you still have something to do. Now if she didn't stop, follow dl1217's advice.
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does she looks hot? got any pics of her. lol
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keep walking...
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man i hate it when theres no more TP and i realise right after i did it.. then i have to walk with my pants down and get some eww... it sucks
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So Fucking Banned
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yea that really grinds my gears
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That is fucking classic bro.
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courtesy flush!
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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Sagi she wants you
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Workin With The Devil
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Should of invited her in for a live webcam show
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i woulda had to excuse myself. time is money.. Wooooooooooof
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makes me want to fist my way into their mouth just to shut that fucking hole in their face.
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Let's do some business!
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Happens to me all the time.
Ask someone a simple question that should only take 5 words to answer and they spend 5 minutes answering you. Drives me crazy.
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#26 |
Choice is an Illusion
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Yes.
Normally happens when you have that awkward moment where you see someone you know, but do not much care for. You say hello, or throw out the general "Yeah I see you, how you been, etc" blah blah's and then they think they are in the chair at the shrink, telling you every bowel movement of their personal lives as if you care. Or those people who call you, and talk forever. You know the one's I mean.. they never come up for air, and when they do, you seize the opportunity to get off the phone. ![]() |
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Reach for those stars!
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hehe that's too funny.
![]() The problem with a conversation like that is that now she feels she knows you, and she's going to say hi to you every time she sees you, and maybe even chat more. You've broken the ice, Sagi. There's no going back. Time to move. ![]()
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i really hate a never ending nonsense conversation with someone i'm not really close with.
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Gosh I know too much from that stupid conversation yesterday.
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#31 |
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she was trying to give you a hint to invite her in
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is she at least cute?
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Reach for those stars!
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jeff had an excellent question. Is she at least cute?
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