Who is the biggest SHAVER of all time? - Page 4 - GoFuckYourself.com

Rocky · 02-14-2002, 06:47 AM

i heard 12clicks was touring with his Queen cover band

they call themselves, "Princess"

mika · 02-14-2002, 06:47 AM

The more fun you guys have with Spacedog, the more motivated he becomes.

And eventually he will find hosting.

Theo · 02-14-2002, 07:02 AM

Serge, some "enlightment" for you
http://www.12clicks.com

hehe

mika · 02-14-2002, 07:04 AM

Who is 12clicks?
All I know is I wanna promote his site. Where can i signup?

Serge_Oprano · 02-14-2002, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog

Because I just don't go away.....
because I explore every facet of this industry possible...
because I have a drive & determination to go far fast.. &
because I dont give up easily & I make sacrifices & take chances..
becuase I experiment.. Because I ask questions & I test everything...

while many webmasters concentrate on just ONE thing, I explore EVERYTHING...

Information is a valuable tool....

no shit....
unfortunatelly,
it's a lot of good talk, but very little WALK.
NEW IDEAS make money on the net,
not studies of old tricks and board readings.

COME UP WITH A NEW IDEA,
like Spanker did with cj
like Hun did with TGP,
and you'll make fortunes from scratch and if you don't....
than keep on talking about "high matters and divine interventions"

mika · 02-14-2002, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

NEW IDEAS make money on the net,

Yep. I made 10k or so by starting to use a description PAMELA A SUCKING 20 INCH MONSTER COCKS

Not much but what did I invent? A few fucking words...

Serge_Oprano · 02-14-2002, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
Serge, some "enlightment" for you
http://www.12clicks.com

hehe

Soul Rebel,
I got more info from this:
http://www.ronholliday.com/

Evil Chris · 02-14-2002, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Grimm

If ive learned anything in my years of selling traffic, who cares about shaviing, the bottom line is all that matters. If your bottom line isnt meeting your expectations, find a way to increase your counts, or find another sponsor that shaves in a more complimentary way. People have been fooled into the myth of quality traffic. It isnt quality that gets you there, it is volume. Find a volume that is tolerable to your sponsors, they will shave accordingly, and you can all break bread and drink vodka when you see each other

Sure Grimm.... go ahead and rip me off! Take away money that would much rather go against the principal on my mortgage!

Then let's party!
Dude, I agree with you on the volume thing, but the rest? Are you writing this from Mardi Gras? Have another daquiri!

Gary · 02-14-2002, 07:09 AM

I invented the hitbot, made 8 bucks. Should have made 3.4 million, but those damn sponsors dont pay.

Serge_Oprano · 02-14-2002, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika

Yep. I made 10k or so by starting to use a description PAMELA A SUCKING 20 INCH MONSTER COCKS

Not much but what did I invent? A few fucking words...

hahahah, Mika, I remember them!

really glad to see your face around!

mika · 02-14-2002, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

hahahah, Mika, I remember them!

yeah. Then everyone started using something similar.
So I came up with
40PLUS LADIES SUCKING YOUNG COCKS
Did that convert or not?

I cant come up with anything legal anymore

Serge_Oprano · 02-14-2002, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika

yeah. Then everyone started using something similar.
So I came up with
40PLUS LADIES SUCKING YOUNG COCKS
Did that convert or not?

I cant come up with anything legal anymore

how about:
1) Man raped by a Dolphin in Costa Rica!

2) Hooker gets arrested for FREE blow jobs near White House!

you can extrapolate from here...

mika · 02-14-2002, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

you can extrapolate from here...

Already did. I got an awesome idea.. Damn it..
Thanks !
Now gotta think where to use it..

^R3K^ · 02-14-2002, 07:48 AM

Dolphin gets arrested for raping a man for FREE near white house!!!

Serge_Oprano · 02-14-2002, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^
Dolphin gets arrested for raping a man for FREE near white house!!!

hahahah,
there si no limits to creativity!

http://vcard.purve.com/images/upload...-14-073314.jpg

Serge_Oprano · 02-14-2002, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika

Already did. I got an awesome idea.. Damn it..
Thanks !
Now gotta think where to use it..

Mika, I have another idea for you:
here is the court ruling making use of copyrighted thumbs LEGAL for anybody:
http://www.newsbytes.com/news/02/174326.html

make thumb of anything you feel like it and point to anything you feel like it except...the copyrighted materials

court says it's OK to point thumb of celebrity to any top list you want.

how do you like THAT idea??

Theo · 02-14-2002, 11:42 AM

i think they had in mind:
http://images.google.com
http://www.altavista.com/sites/search/simage

when they took the decision

mika · 02-14-2002, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
i think they had in mind:
http://images.google.com
http://www.altavista.com/sites/search/simage

when they took the decision

yea hahaha and if I put them on a pornsite I face million dollar lawsuit.. yeah right..

Thanks Serge, I was already aware of that decision.

Kimmykim · 02-14-2002, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
I invented the hitbot, made 8 bucks. Should have made 3.4 million, but those damn sponsors dont pay.

That's my Gary.

Serge_Oprano · 02-14-2002, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

That's my Gary.

yeah, I noticed that...you carry him from board to board
;-)

Anthony_Whitcon · 02-14-2002, 12:26 PM

When I ran a CJ site...

Iused to ask questions:

Are you a moron?

Yes No

Surfers would go back and click both.

Serge_Oprano · 02-14-2002, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_Whitcon
When I ran a CJ site...

Iused to ask questions:

Are you a moron?

Yes No

Surfers would go back and click both.

Lucky you, Anthony!
;_))

Look what I found!!!

I've been copyrighted by VIVID !!!!
Holy shit, what does it mean????
http://www.vividvision.com/paper/serge.jpg

GregP · 02-14-2002, 12:33 PM

IMHO the biggest shavers are fantasyman's programs ( unless the sites just convert like shit).

TheFLY · 02-14-2002, 01:18 PM

TheFLY's Shaving Rules:

Assume: Everyone shaves.

#Pop = popularity of paysite owner
#Shave = mach3 index
#Convert = profitability of paysite
#Friend = how well do you know them

Friend = Years_Known + Shared_Drinks + Wives_Traded + (Your_Income - Friend_Income);

Honesty_Constant = Pop * Shave;

Payout = Clicks * Friend * Convert / Honesty_Constant;

SykkBoy · 02-14-2002, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
I invented the hitbot, made 8 bucks. Should have made 3.4 million, but those damn sponsors dont pay.

you gotta try hitbotbucks then...we pay you in Monopoly money but we don't shave*

*we may, at our own discretion redirect your chinese hitbot traffic

fantasyman · 02-14-2002, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Sykk,
I'd like to correct you somewhat and in historical sequence,
based upon not income, but contributions

1) Persian Kitty 1995

2) Al Hadhazy (Webpower) 1996

3) Joe Holler -genios! 1996
3A) Robin Nixon -1997

4) Ron Levi (FantasyMan) 1996

5) Mario Carmona/Brina Shuster Xpics 1996

6) David Toine (Python Video) 1996

7)Bill Parody Sr. ATS - first portal CC/Checks processor 1996

8) DMR - first 3rd party processor 1996

9) Deb of the Web - first mega Amateur Site 1995

10) RB (MaxCash) - first sucessful pay per sign up model 1996

I cna probaly go for Top 100 if we continue into 1997, 1998
:-)

Serge - just a little adjustment to your timeline - this id from Click-Cash's FAQ which I found on the http://wayback.com site

"Q How long has Click-Ca$hTM been around? What about similar services? And how much is your total payout?
A Click-Ca$h began life on September 1, 1996. More than 6,000 webmasters who participate have posted banners, and total payout to webmasters averages $25,000 to $40,000 per week. At the date of this writing (July 3, 1997), Click-Ca$h has been in operation for nearly one year and has already paid out more than one million dollars. Click-Ca$h's sponsor, WebPower, Inc., has been on the web since mid-1995, and has been involved in the design and operation of huge commercial adult web sites like Amateur Hardcore and The Hardcore Channels.

What about similar services? Most were modeled after our original Click-Ca$h, and some have even been so bold as to copy all of our HTML and copyright it as their own! Some are good, some pay reliably, others are not so good, and some fail to pay reliably. And still others have a nasty habit of "changing the rules" every few weeks or so. Among our many imitators are "ClickBucks", "BannerBucks", "CashLinks" and "WebSplash". But make no mistake -- there's only one rock-solid program on the market that dependably pays big bucks to you week after week after week -- and that's Click-Ca$h. (If you're thinking of trying out some of these other programs, we recommend the innovative Cyberotica, as they have been around the longest -- even longer than Click-Ca$h -- and have a good reputation, particularly for paying out giant sums of money on a timely basis.) "

You can view the entire page at
http://web.archive.org/web/199801091...er.com/faq.htm

peace out!

Serge_Oprano · 02-14-2002, 07:16 PM

(If you're thinking of trying out some of these other programs, we recommend the innovative Cyberotica, as they have been around the longest -- even longer than Click-Ca$h -- and have a good reputation, particularly for paying out giant sums of money on a timely basis.) "
***********************************

FM,
we both know the reason WHY Al Hadhazy put it up,
your threat of suing him and one thing about Al Hadhazy of those days-
he didn't come from Audio Text and high prized lawyers were not on his mind at that time.
He had COMPUTER PROGRAMMING background, and you know how intimidating you can be,
we BOTH know it. (remember Pilgrim?)

I have e-mail in my NJ house from Al describing the whole thing in all details.

When I asked him
Al, today, when you make 20 mils a month and only scared of God and US Government,
why don't you stick to the claim of your being first?

he answered:
Serge, yes, we were first, but it was Ron Levi who brought it to the max and made things with it we couldn't.

No boards, no witnesses, nobody hold gun to his head,
but MAN acknowledged YOUR better marketting skills with webmasters.

We spoke numerous times on the subject,
and us, oldtimers, all remember the time line and the way it really happened, including your e-mail about "sabateur" in your midst who curcumvented, as you claimed, your launch ahead of Al by 4 weeks.

Sorry, my old friend and nemesis, but...
I ONLY drink from the river called TRUTH and
"that's my story and I'm sticking to it"

fantasyman · 02-14-2002, 09:34 PM

OK Serge you're so truthful - we should all believe you over what AL posted on his own site in public.

But I guess when you start a thread like this, with you being the BIGGEST shaver of all, we should believe everything you say.

spin, spin, spin

Gary · 02-14-2002, 09:57 PM

Sa what you will about Serge, but he alwasy has something interesting to say.

^R3K^ · 02-14-2002, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
Sa what you will about Serge, but he alwasy has something interesting to say.

true.. even if he has to fabricate it

Gary · 02-14-2002, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^

true.. even if he has to fabricate it

Well, an argument can be made that he's more honest than most cause he has nothing to loose.

No???

PlanetContent · 02-15-2002, 02:50 AM

Originally posted by ^R3K^-

"i dont care to get into ANY pissing match with YOU.. lol.."

Awwww com'n R3K! You can't let an old man like Serge scare you - he's all talk man - all fugg'n talk.

Hey Serge--->

Dean*

Serge_Oprano · 02-15-2002, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fantasyman
OK Serge you're so truthful - we should all believe you over what AL posted on his own site in public.

But I guess when you start a thread like this, with you being the BIGGEST shaver of all, we should believe everything you say.

spin, spin, spin

FM, darling,
there is a way to settle this thing ONCE and for all.
I'm willing to put $10,000,000 in escrow acount and you will do the same.

If you provide written testemony of Al Hadhazy that what he put on that site under duress is TRUE-
you walk away with $10,000,000 for a piece of paper,
I'm giving you 30 days to obtain it.

we are BOTH legendary SHAVERS, why anybody would believe us over Al Hadhazy?

The ball is in your court now.

Serge_Oprano · 02-15-2002, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary

Well, an argument can be made that he's more honest than most cause he has nothing to loose.

No???

Nothing to lose???

I just put $10,000,000 CASH on the line, I wouldn't call it exactly NOTHING,
and I am serious as a heart attack.

^R3K^ · 02-15-2002, 03:20 AM

you have mail serge..

Serge_Oprano · 02-15-2002, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^
you have mail serge..

^R3K^, I'll be delighted to grant you interview,
ask your readers what interests them the most,
and I'll oblige

Theo · 02-15-2002, 05:12 AM

mafia stories!

^R3K^ · 02-15-2002, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

^R3K^, I'll be delighted to grant you interview,
ask your readers what interests them the most,
and I'll oblige

so far your tales about your 17 years with the Chinese government is leading HAHA

Gary · 02-15-2002, 05:14 AM

I wanna hear about all the people Serge has had killed.

Also ask him if he uses bolt cutters???

Serge_Oprano · 02-15-2002, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
I wanna hear about all the people Serge has had killed.

Also ask him if he uses bolt cutters???

I don't use BALLS cutters,
the word is mightier than the sword!

Serge_Oprano · 02-15-2002, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^

so far your tales about your 17 years with the Chinese government is leading HAHA

who is leaking it?
Dan Siao Pin?

he talks too much

Gary · 02-15-2002, 05:19 AM

Notice he didnt deny the murders.

LOL

Also, i heard years ago that he keeps his youthful appearance by eating the brains of small children. find out if thats true.

Serge_Oprano · 02-15-2002, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
mafia stories!

Soul_Rebel,
do you mean "Aussie PornoMafia"?

never heard of it

SykkBoy · 02-15-2002, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary

Also, i heard years ago that he keeps his youthful appearance by eating the brains of small children. find out if thats true.

no no no Gary, that would be me...

Serge_Oprano · 02-15-2002, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
Notice he didnt deny the murders.

LOL

Also, i heard years ago that he keeps his youthful appearance by eating the brains of small children. find out if thats true.

brains????
small children have no brains! and it's evident even in this thread

SykkBoy · 02-15-2002, 05:23 AM

I should clarify...I don't do the brain thing anymore...ya see what I thought was the voice of Satan commanding me was in fact my friends playing a practical joke on me and forgetting to let me in on the joke....

Gary · 02-15-2002, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I should clarify...I don't do the brain thing anymore...ya see what I thought was the voice of Satan commanding me was in fact my friends playing a practical joke on me and forgetting to let me in on the joke....

Sucks when that happens.

SykkBoy · 02-15-2002, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary

Sucks when that happens. :)

yeah, boy was my face red....

...and people wonder why I don't do drugs ;)))

Serge_Oprano · 02-15-2002, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2

yeah, boy was my face red....

...and people wonder why I don't do drugs ;)))

Good for you, Sykk,
drugs and marijuanna has adverse effect on one's memory

whoops,
time for my VitaminE pill

Theo · 02-15-2002, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Soul_Rebel,
do you mean "Aussie PornoMafia"?

never heard of it

really? the whole Australia hungs on your board

02-14-2002, 06:47 AM	#151
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	i heard 12clicks was touring with his Queen cover band they call themselves, "Princess" __________________ Are you down with Sin?

02-14-2002, 07:09 AM	#159
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02-14-2002, 07:48 AM	#164
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	Dolphin gets arrested for raping a man for FREE near white house!!! __________________ no business like ho business Http://www.natnet.com No Hype, Just Results

02-14-2002, 09:57 PM	#179
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Sa what you will about Serge, but he alwasy has something interesting to say. __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

02-15-2002, 02:50 AM	#182
PlanetContent Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 76	Originally posted by ^R3K^- "i dont care to get into ANY pissing match with YOU.. lol.." Awwww com'n R3K! You can't let an old man like Serge scare you - he's all talk man - all fugg'n talk. Hey Serge---> Dean* __________________ <br> <A HREF="http://www.planetcontent.com"><IMG SRC="http://www.planetcontent.com/content/planetcbutton.gif"></A>

02-14-2002, 06:47 AM	#152
mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	The more fun you guys have with Spacedog, the more motivated he becomes. And eventually he will find hosting.

02-14-2002, 07:02 AM	#153
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Serge, some "enlightment" for you http://www.12clicks.com hehe

02-14-2002, 07:04 AM	#154
mika Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,561	Who is 12clicks? All I know is I wanna promote his site. Where can i signup?

02-14-2002, 11:42 AM	#167
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i think they had in mind: http://images.google.com http://www.altavista.com/sites/search/simage when they took the decision

02-14-2002, 12:26 PM	#171
Anthony_Whitcon Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 120	When I ran a CJ site... Iused to ask questions: Are you a moron? Yes No Surfers would go back and click both.

02-14-2002, 12:33 PM	#173
GregP Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 539	IMHO the biggest shavers are fantasyman's programs ( unless the sites just convert like shit).

02-14-2002, 01:18 PM	#174
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	TheFLY's Shaving Rules: Assume: Everyone shaves. #Pop = popularity of paysite owner #Shave = mach3 index #Convert = profitability of paysite #Friend = how well do you know them Friend = Years_Known + Shared_Drinks + Wives_Traded + (Your_Income - Friend_Income); Honesty_Constant = Pop * Shave; Payout = Clicks * Friend * Convert / Honesty_Constant;

02-14-2002, 07:16 PM	#177
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	(If you're thinking of trying out some of these other programs, we recommend the innovative Cyberotica, as they have been around the longest -- even longer than Click-Ca$h -- and have a good reputation, particularly for paying out giant sums of money on a timely basis.) " *********************************** FM, we both know the reason WHY Al Hadhazy put it up, your threat of suing him and one thing about Al Hadhazy of those days- he didn't come from Audio Text and high prized lawyers were not on his mind at that time. He had COMPUTER PROGRAMMING background, and you know how intimidating you can be, we BOTH know it. (remember Pilgrim?) I have e-mail in my NJ house from Al describing the whole thing in all details. When I asked him Al, today, when you make 20 mils a month and only scared of God and US Government, why don't you stick to the claim of your being first? he answered: Serge, yes, we were first, but it was Ron Levi who brought it to the max and made things with it we couldn't. No boards, no witnesses, nobody hold gun to his head, but MAN acknowledged YOUR better marketting skills with webmasters. We spoke numerous times on the subject, and us, oldtimers, all remember the time line and the way it really happened, including your e-mail about "sabateur" in your midst who curcumvented, as you claimed, your launch ahead of Al by 4 weeks. Sorry, my old friend and nemesis, but... I ONLY drink from the river called TRUTH and "that's my story and I'm sticking to it"

02-14-2002, 09:34 PM	#178
fantasyman Let's do some business together Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 973	OK Serge you're so truthful - we should all believe you over what AL posted on his own site in public. But I guess when you start a thread like this, with you being the BIGGEST shaver of all, we should believe everything you say. spin, spin, spin

02-15-2002, 03:20 AM	#185
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	you have mail serge..

02-15-2002, 05:12 AM	#187
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	mafia stories!

02-15-2002, 05:14 AM	#189
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	I wanna hear about all the people Serge has had killed. Also ask him if he uses bolt cutters??? __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

02-15-2002, 05:19 AM	#192
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Notice he didnt deny the murders. LOL Also, i heard years ago that he keeps his youthful appearance by eating the brains of small children. find out if thats true. __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

02-15-2002, 05:23 AM	#196
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I should clarify...I don't do the brain thing anymore...ya see what I thought was the voice of Satan commanding me was in fact my friends playing a practical joke on me and forgetting to let me in on the joke.... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”