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Old 08-24-2005, 06:38 AM   #1
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They do porn!

He's a war-weary albino astronaut with a 14 pound cock.
She's a big breasted out-of-work museum curator fleeing from a satanic cult.
They do porn!


I just found a link to an old script of mine based on the "They Fight Crime" random comic book plot generator.
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:42 AM   #2
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He's a superhumanly strong skateboarding photographer searching for his wife's g-spot.
She's a blind french-canadian bodyguard with a song in her heart and a spring in her step.
They do porn!
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Old 08-24-2005, 07:40 AM   #3
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Would love that script, even if I have to beat you in a game of online Parcheesi to get it
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Old 08-24-2005, 08:21 AM   #4
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Would love that script, even if I have to beat you in a game of online Parcheesi to get it

It does spit out some funny stuff.
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Old 08-24-2005, 08:23 AM   #5
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count me in... i would love that script too...lol that was really funny
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Old 08-24-2005, 08:54 AM   #6
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Old 08-24-2005, 09:21 AM   #7
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hhhhaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa useless post

Brother Part, your overuse of the letter a has made me dizzy. For this I pray God may bless you with a huge penis that can't possibly fit into anything.
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Old 08-24-2005, 09:31 AM   #8
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I like it
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Old 08-24-2005, 10:11 AM   #9
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He's a misguided monk with a heart (and tooth) of gold, that has an affinity for goats and lounging in his skivvies...

He's a prickly pirate with a shiny peg leg that waxes poetic about waxing carrots and whacking parrots (or pounding Paris).

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Old 08-24-2005, 10:12 AM   #10
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He's a misguided monk with a heart (and tooth) of gold, that has an affinity for goats and lounging in his skivvies...

He's a prickly pirate with a shiny peg leg that waxes poetic about waxing carrots and whacking parrots (or pounding Paris).

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YARGH! That be fuckin' funny!!!!!
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Old 08-24-2005, 10:18 AM   #11
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hehe nice

is the script based on the script called Sex??
(look @ freshmeat.net )

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"sex" is yet another program for spouting silly random phrases. It
mimics really awful text porn with fairly comical results.

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url : http://spatula.net/software/sex/
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Old 08-24-2005, 10:21 AM   #12
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hehe nice

is the script based on the script called Sex??
(look @ freshmeat.net )
No it's based on the "They Fight Crime" random comic book plot generator.
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Old 08-24-2005, 11:13 AM   #13
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Old 08-24-2005, 11:36 AM   #14
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He's an obese Amish gentleman spy with no name,
She's an elegant goth mermaid from aristocratic European stock,
They do Porn!
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:32 PM   #15
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that sounds pretty intriguing.
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Old 08-24-2005, 07:22 PM   #16
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He's a misguided monk with a heart (and tooth) of gold, that has an affinity for goats and lounging in his skivvies...

He's a prickly pirate with a shiny peg leg that waxes poetic about waxing carrots and whacking parrots (or pounding Paris).

The zany adventures of the Perverted Pirate and his Diabolical Theological sidekick continue...

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