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After Shock Media 08-23-2005 02:12 PM

The trick here is to keep video taping the landscaping company every time they come out. That way you can document the blowing of debris onto your property and other actions.

Trying to get the cops envolved in civil issues is damn near next to impossible.

Now each time they blow debris into your yard or whatever, call up a different landscaping company to do a clean up. Get reciepts. Then the same day they are done cleaning up the stuff blown into your yard file a small claims case against the landscapers of citi bank and citi bank themselves. Do this every damn single time and make sure you ask for court fees in your paperwork.

As for your dog, yet dogs are treated as property and are seen as property in the eyes of the law. Do make sure you also get reciepts for the vet visit, the shaving and everything else envolved. Do not try to get cute though and go after pain and suffering or anything that like. It does not fly in such cases and can get your case thrown out.
Then proceed to file a case against both parties yet again. Though make sure you also add to the paperwork current and future related vet bills due to the pesticide spraying. FYI there is no cash limit on a sick animal that needs ongoing treatment for years, but there is one if they just outright kill it.

SeniorX 08-23-2005 02:19 PM

that's just wrong :(

pocketkangaroo 08-23-2005 02:28 PM

I'd sue them. Citibank doesn't want the bad publicity and would like just settle quickly.

SuckOnThis 08-23-2005 02:38 PM

You live next door to a bank? Dig a tunnel from your basement to them and start robbing the shit out of them in the middle of the night.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-23-2005 02:41 PM

That shit is funny.

sonofsam 08-23-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis
You live next door to a bank? Dig a tunnel from your basement to them and start robbing the shit out of them in the middle of the night.

yah, pull some tunnel heist :1orglaugh

Scootermuze 08-23-2005 03:40 PM

Don't call the cops.. that makes them have to leave the donut shop which messes with their mood...

Call the animal control folks... they have pull with the donut shop patrons and they can get things done..

killerkay 08-23-2005 03:42 PM

you should of fucking dropped the landscaper

jawanda 08-23-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
What the hell is wrong with you?

You can't file criminal charges, obviously. You can either sue them (and you'll probably win) or you can shut up and take it. If I were you I'd call my lawyer, but don't spout off about all this terrific dumb shit you're going to do with giant signs and shit when you won't even do the most obvious and correct thing, which is to sue their ass off. duh.

You start harassing them and I guarantee they'll sue YOU, and then THEY'LL probably win.


You have a damn good point here dig420. Putting up signs and shit will only lead to a lot of unfruitful legal fees on your part.

You could also make a copy of the video, then contact them again and make it very clear that you will be sending that video to all of the local news stations if they don't make this shit right.

:2 cents:

Translation 08-23-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
If somebody did that to one of my dogs, I'd smash their face in the next second.

sure you would.

woj 08-23-2005 04:18 PM

50,.........

demented 08-23-2005 04:22 PM

That shit can't be too good for the dogs eyes.. I'd be beyond pissed off. My dogs are family.

WarChild 08-23-2005 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Translation
sure you would.

You've obviously never met me, so why not just keep your ignorance to yourself?

tristan_D 08-23-2005 04:37 PM

that's just too wrong. If I were you I'd kill them with my hands.

Pete-KT 08-23-2005 04:40 PM

Fuck that i would of popped all the tires in the truck and trailer

Donny 08-23-2005 05:02 PM

Have you spoken with the bank manager about this and showed him/her the video? If so, what did he/she say?

Doctor Dre 08-23-2005 06:28 PM

Putting signs is not a good idea . I suggest suing them to small claim over and over ... like After Shock Media said, will piss them off even more ...

chodadog 08-23-2005 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
What the hell is wrong with you?

You can't file criminal charges, obviously. You can either sue them (and you'll probably win) or you can shut up and take it. If I were you I'd call my lawyer, but don't spout off about all this terrific dumb shit you're going to do with giant signs and shit when you won't even do the most obvious and correct thing, which is to sue their ass off. duh.

You start harassing them and I guarantee they'll sue YOU, and then THEY'LL probably win.

What he said.

OG LennyT 08-23-2005 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
As they were leaving, one of the cops steped in my dog's poop, and I started cracking up. I ask his partner if he witnessed that.

lol :1orglaugh

Translation 08-23-2005 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
You've obviously never met me, so why not just keep your ignorance to yourself?

sure. i'm real scared. you just commit felony assaults on people all the time, but are still a free man available to post about it on message boards. shut the fuck up moron.

PixeLs 08-23-2005 09:58 PM

Get your dog to his vet and carefully plan for your attack. Justice must be served.

Paraskass 08-23-2005 10:02 PM

show us the video

WarChild 08-23-2005 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Translation
sure. i'm real scared. you just commit felony assaults on people all the time, but are still a free man available to post about it on message boards. shut the fuck up moron.

Plenty of people have met me. I've been in plenty of trouble in my life. Now that I'm older, I don't go around getting in fights anymore in traffic, at bars, or otherwise. If you did something to one of my dogs though, I could care less about your felony assault charges, I would smash your face in. Incidentally, in Canada we don't have felony assault, and in Costa Rica, I don't have to worry about being arrested for any type of assault.

I know you're going on the theory that everyone who owns a computer is just some "keyboard warrior". You fail to realize that lots of people on this board know me, and know me really well. In order to pretend to be something I'm not, I'd have to hide out, and I most certainly dont.

You're probably hit the target more times than not just making random guesses about people you don't know on the Internet but this time your way off base. Don't believe me? Come spray my dog in the face with bug spray and we'll see what happens.

tony286 08-23-2005 10:26 PM

thats very fucked up hope your dog is ok

Agent White 08-23-2005 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Translation
sure you would.


Yeah, he would.


Also: You're retarded.

WarChild 08-23-2005 10:36 PM

If I had a "felony assault" charge for every fight I started in my younger years, I'd still be serving time. Nobody get's assault charges if there isn't a pack of witnesses around to negate the he said/he said.

Aside from that, nobody's ever sprayed my dogs with posion before, so it stands to reason that would be another reason I'm still able to post on this board.

chazer 08-23-2005 11:06 PM

you know, another legal thing you could do is show the video to a local news station. chances are they might be able to help get citi bank or the landscapers to pay for the vet bill, and give them some bad publicity as a bonus to you.

Wiggles 08-23-2005 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
Plenty of people have met me. I've been in plenty of trouble in my life. Now that I'm older, I don't go around getting in fights anymore in traffic, at bars, or otherwise. If you did something to one of my dogs though, I could care less about your felony assault charges, I would smash your face in. Incidentally, in Canada we don't have felony assault, and in Costa Rica, I don't have to worry about being arrested for any type of assault.

I know you're going on the theory that everyone who owns a computer is just some "keyboard warrior". You fail to realize that lots of people on this board know me, and know me really well. In order to pretend to be something I'm not, I'd have to hide out, and I most certainly dont.

You're probably hit the target more times than not just making random guesses about people you don't know on the Internet but this time your way off base. Don't believe me? Come spray my dog in the face with bug spray and we'll see what happens.


i'm skinny as hell and probably couldn't do much but if someone did that to my dog i'd do the same, i value animal life alot more then i do human life.

WarChild 08-23-2005 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles
i'm skinny as hell and probably couldn't do much but if someone did that to my dog i'd do the same, i value animal life alot more then i do human life.

Exactly. I'm not married, I don't have children. It costs me a fortune to move my dogs around the world with me (okay back and fourth from Costa). The bill for food and bones each month is staggering. It stands to reason that I'm probably pretty attached to them. It'd take a lot to make me snap and attack someone these days, but doing something so stupid to my dogs is one of them.

Biggy 08-23-2005 11:14 PM

last time i checked... cruelty to animals is a crime no?
im a big animal lover, i sincerely hope u get those fuckers.

TheJimmy 08-23-2005 11:22 PM

listen to a few smart posts in this from KRL and diggity...


refrain from doing what you and any animal lover would like to do, ie; curb stomping some landscaping asses....and resort to what is the modern day replacement, a SEVERE and life changing legal civil suit...if you have the tape, and it's clear you will most likely win a nice settlement from the landscaping company and possibily citibank if your lawyer can acquire enough linkage to them...


do the smart thing and relax and do the legal thing, assholes that think it's ok to fuck with animals like that should be dealt with severely as they are most likely criminal or cruel in other areas of their life, ie with kids, wives/gf's etc...basic human scum

:/

abadfish 08-23-2005 11:23 PM

You live next to a bank? lol

First of all, wouldn't the animal cruelty be the result of the landscaping company and not the bank? Shouldn't that be your target...?

PussyTeenies 08-24-2005 01:14 AM

Hope the dogs allright..

then i'd wait till they are asleep and sprat THEIR entire garden with bleach and cat piss!

i had a neighbour kicking my dog once..
so i shoved a good weeks dog shit through her mailbox :)

reynold 08-24-2005 03:58 AM

Let your other dog bite your neighbour..


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