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  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20012

    #1

    Every day you wake up, there is a 1 in 20,000 chance...

    ... that the Earth will be hit by a NEO (Near Earth Object) at least a half a mile wide or larger, causing havoc in cataclysmic proportions. Think about THAT
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  • Orga
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 608

    #2
    bullshit

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    • Harmon
      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
      • Mar 2004
      • 20012

      #3
      Originally posted by Orga
      bullshit
      Seriously... not a joke, and actual statistic... I will look for some proof, but saw this on History Channel last night. I was kind of impressed as well...
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      • Headless
        Registered User
        • Jan 2001
        • 26727

        #4
        think about this

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        • Harmon
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          • Mar 2004
          • 20012

          #5
          "Odds are you'll die somehow. For U.S. residents, here are some ways, and some odds the experts have applied to them:

          Car Crash: 1-in-100

          Electrocution: 1-in-5,000

          Asteroid Impact: 1-in-20,000

          Plane Crash: 1-in-20,000

          Tornado: 1-in-60,000

          Bite or Sting: 1-in-100,000"

          SOURCE: Chapman & Morrison, Nature, 1994
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          • GatorB
            The Demon & 12clicks
            • Oct 2001
            • 18208

            #6
            Originally posted by Harmon
            ... that the Earth will be hit by a NEO (Near Earth Object) at least a half a mile wide or larger, causing havoc in cataclysmic proportions. Think about THAT

            So once every 55 years the earth is hit with by a mile wide NEO?

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            • Harmon
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              • Mar 2004
              • 20012

              #7
              Hey Headless, good morning you 400 lb. bag of amputated assholes... how ya doin Baby Huey?
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              • Headless
                Registered User
                • Jan 2001
                • 26727

                #8
                very good thank you

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                • OldSchoolJim
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 3117

                  #9
                  how ya doin Baby Huey?
                  hahahahaha....someone remembers baby huey!

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                  • Murderous
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 3938

                    #10
                    1994?

                    For TODAYS numbers, simply multiply each 1 by 2 and divide each of the larger numbers by 3.

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                    • Manowar
                      jellyfish  
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Headless
                      think about this

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                      • Harmon
                        ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 20012

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GatorB
                        So once every 55 years the earth is hit with by a mile wide NEO?
                        Listen man... playin the Lottery won't net you a win, even with statistics. It's all about the given data and of course a spin on randomality... here, look for yourself... it's everywhere:

                        GOOGLE IT
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                        • Harmon
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 20012

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 2getit
                          hahahahaha....someone remembers baby huey!
                          Of course I do - he stalks me daily because he's a fat load of shit and thinks I have the controlling vote over at Hostess cupcake company
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                          • Rui
                            web
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 9533

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Headless
                            very good thank you

                            WICKED!!!!!!!!!!

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                            • Cassie
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 3139

                              #15
                              everyday i have a 50-50 chance of tripping over my dogs, falling down the stairs and breaking my neck.

                              life is full of surprises. live everyday to the fullest.
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                              • Ninja Scripts
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 1032

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Harmon
                                Listen man... playin the Lottery won't net you a win, even with statistics. It's all about the given data and of course a spin on randomality... here, look for yourself... it's everywhere:

                                GOOGLE IT
                                Scientists say all kinds of retarded shit like that, doesn't make it true.

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                                • Harmon
                                  ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 20012

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Ninja Scripts
                                  Scientists say all kinds of retarded shit like that, doesn't make it true.
                                  Who are you? Thanks for your input...
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                                  • Dirty Dane
                                    Sick Fuck
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 9491

                                    #18
                                    Yes its a good way of abusing statistics without including the time, but only the damage effect.

                                    For example there were no cars relative few years ago, so chance of getting killed in car accident was zero back then. And looking forward, I say there is a bigger chance that you will die on some highway between planet Mars and Earth, than getting hit by an asteroid.

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                                    • Headless
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 26727

                                      #19
                                      think about this one too

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                                      • sumphatpimp
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 5235

                                        #20
                                        when I wakeup in the morning I am much more concerned with the probability of me getting laid, winning money or some other pleasant thing.
                                        some geek with a phd, no life and couldn't get laid if he tried, spouting useless horseshit is meaningless.

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                                        • PixeLs
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 11922

                                          #21
                                          ...and what made you think I would like to know that?

                                          Make money on any traffic.
                                          Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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                                          • GatorB
                                            The Demon & 12clicks
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 18208

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Harmon
                                            Listen man... playin the Lottery won't net you a win, even with statistics. It's all about the given data and of course a spin on randomality... here, look for yourself... it's everywhere:

                                            GOOGLE IT
                                            WTF does that mean? 55 years= 20,000 days. So if on average every day we have a 1 in 20 K chance of being hit by a mile wide NEO then on average once every 55 years we should be hot by one but we aren't. Odds are more like 1 in 20 million at best.

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                                            • bhutocracy
                                              Not making A Comeback
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 10218

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by GatorB
                                              So once every 55 years the earth is hit with by a mile wide NEO?
                                              yeah lol what a load of shit. I wonder what happened to the ten extinction level events since 1500.

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                                              • Ninja Scripts
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 1032

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by GatorB
                                                WTF does that mean? 55 years= 20,000 days. So if on average every day we have a 1 in 20 K chance of being hit by a mile wide NEO then on average once every 55 years we should be hot by one but we aren't. Odds are more like 1 in 20 million at best.
                                                I saw them dig up a dinosaur bone the other day. They said it was 20 million years old. I believe em because they said it.

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                                                • reed_4
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 9640

                                                  #25
                                                  what a fuckin probability you've made man.

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                                                  • bhutocracy
                                                    Not making A Comeback
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 10218

                                                    #26

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                                                    • Headless
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 26727

                                                      #27

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                                                      • sumphatpimp
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 5235

                                                        #28
                                                        just thought of something.
                                                        I am 57 years old.
                                                        you missed!

                                                        Last edited by sumphatpimp; 08-23-2005, 04:44 AM.

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                                                        • GatorB
                                                          The Demon & 12clicks
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 18208

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Ninja Scripts
                                                          I saw them dig up a dinosaur bone the other day. They said it was 20 million years old. I believe em because they said it.

                                                          Actually it would have to be 65 million years old or older. Don't tell me you are one of those that believe the Earth is only 6000 years old?

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                                                          • GatorB
                                                            The Demon & 12clicks
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 18208

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                                            Harmon could use this one too

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                                                            • Ninja Scripts
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 1032

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by GatorB
                                                              Actually it would have to be 65 million years old or older. Don't tell me you are one of those that believe the Earth is only 6000 years old?
                                                              I don't know how old the earth is, but neither does anyone else. ;)

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                                                              • bhutocracy
                                                                Not making A Comeback
                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 10218

                                                                #32
                                                                heh.. i actually bought innumeracy.. good book if you're into that kinda thing.

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                                                                • GatorB
                                                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 18208

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Ninja Scripts
                                                                  I don't know how old the earth is, but neither does anyone else. ;)
                                                                  It's about 4.5 billion years old.

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