Daaammmm, my live in girlfriend just found the condom from a Porn Model I fucked... - GoFuckYourself.com

Playa-Deak · 08-21-2005, 01:55 PM

I have a Two Bedroom I share with a girlfriend. Last Night I was taking pictures of this model I recruited a month ago. While taking pictures my dick was getting hard cuz she had those caramel legs I like. While taking pictures we were talking freaky to each other so I asked since we were both getting hot "Can I tap that ass a lil bit"? After a few minutes she gave in. I actually left the room I shoot in and took her to our (me and my girlfriend) bed. Ay, that bed is comfy. So after fucking, I see the 1st sign. The damn used condom wouldn't flush down the toilet. And I didn't notice till like 2 hours later when I took a piss. So I plunged the toilet and made sure it got flushed. Everything's dandy!

My girl walks in this morning from a trip and I hear a loud "WHAT THE FUCK" from the bedroom. She comes stomping in my studio with the condom wrapper in hand asking me what the fuck is that doing there? I was in total shock but I calmly said "I put that there to make you mad and to think I was cheating". She proceeded to start hitting me in the arms and all. I'm bruised like a muthafukka. Yeah, I'm a victim of Domestic Violence... Looks like I'm gonna be getting fussed at for the next week over this... FUCK!!!

pornguy · 08-21-2005, 01:58 PM

Yep. Looks like you got fucked two times in 24hours!! Way to go!!

BJ · 08-21-2005, 01:59 PM

slap that bitch upside her head

cambaby · 08-21-2005, 01:59 PM

Dude you aint no Playa. Change your nick.

polish_aristocrat · 08-21-2005, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Playa-Deak

So after fucking, I see the 1st sign. The damn used condom wouldn't flush down the toilet.

MontrealPimp · 08-21-2005, 02:01 PM

put your girl in check.

Nylz · 08-21-2005, 02:01 PM

never flush a condom down the toilet... lol

davecummings · 08-21-2005, 02:02 PM

I hope you put the toilet seat down after plunging the condom down ---though she found the wrapper, at least she didn't sink her butt into the toilet from the seat being left up. So, it could have been worse! At least the condom didn't break!!

Dave

Furious_Male · 08-21-2005, 02:03 PM

That is the best excuse you could come up with?

Luis Mesa · 08-21-2005, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Yep. Looks like you got fucked two times in 24hours!! Way to go!!

NaughtyRob · 08-21-2005, 02:05 PM

You are a dumb motherfucker.

Houdini · 08-21-2005, 02:16 PM

Should have just told her you were jerking off and didn't want to make a mess.

And always flush the wrapper with the condom

fatal attraction · 08-21-2005, 02:17 PM

Too funny!

psili · 08-21-2005, 02:18 PM

Is this thread supposed to make us feel sorry because you cheat on women, or are you just announcing you fuck the content?

KRL · 08-21-2005, 02:20 PM

As a professional, the rule of thumb is don't fuck the talent.

kektex · 08-21-2005, 02:54 PM

LOL that wasn`t the greatest excuse.
You should have told her you were shooting hardcore content and the guy fucking the girl left it there.
Unless your GF doesnt know you shoot content in the first place...then you are fucked.

DutchTeenCash · 08-21-2005, 03:00 PM

The moral of this story is...

JD · 08-21-2005, 03:05 PM

jo0 got busted y0!

Sly · 08-21-2005, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

As a professional, the rule of thumb is don't fuck the talent.

Yeh, ok... I wonder how many producers have the same thumb.

Shortbread · 08-21-2005, 03:08 PM

You fucking piece of worthless shit

aico · 08-21-2005, 03:10 PM

The first sign of your stupidity was trying to flush a condom down the toilet.

The second sign of your stupidity was trying to re-flush the condom down the toilet when it didn't work the first time.

Head_Hunter · 08-21-2005, 03:11 PM

Please remove the word Playa from your name and replace it with owned....

Alky · 08-21-2005, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Can I tap that ass a lil bit?

Very playerish and professional all at the same time.

Furious_Female · 08-21-2005, 03:20 PM

Your girlfriend should dump your sorry ass

Shortbread · 08-21-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Your girlfriend should dump your sorry ass

Yes she should, and never look back. Guys like you can never be trusted.

Doctor Dre · 08-21-2005, 03:24 PM

Moral of the story : Don't fuck talent

BVF · 08-21-2005, 03:26 PM

why would you fuck a hoodrat in the same bed that you and your girlfriend sleeps in?

justsexxx · 08-21-2005, 03:26 PM

I never understand why content shooters hit their models...Can't they get "normal" girls. Or at least not girls you do biz with as "content" (nothing wrong with having sex or a relation with a model, but one you do biz with, especially for the 1st time)

Sometimes it's hard I know. But don't be weak for one time. And not sure if this story is true. But if it is good for you

Doctor Dre · 08-21-2005, 03:27 PM

And that aiin't no "playa" ... that's more like a wannabe ...

BVF · 08-21-2005, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

As a professional, the rule of thumb is don't fuck the talent.

That's the biggest crock of SHIT ever spewed in this biz. How in the fuck are you a "professional" just because you only stick your camera up her ass and not your dick? And what is PORN talent used for besides FUCKING! Any PORN photographer talking that bullshit about not fucking talent I'm SURE is full of crapola.

sniperwolf · 08-21-2005, 03:34 PM

Okay that's it... I'm not having a porn photographer!

Doc911 · 08-21-2005, 03:39 PM

Looks like she's about to be the ex-live in girlfriend

killerkay · 08-21-2005, 04:12 PM

i smell bullshit

myjah · 08-21-2005, 04:15 PM

She's gonna be really mad when she finds out you did it in her bed.

bangman · 08-21-2005, 04:22 PM

You should like a worthless peice of shit to me.

SOADa · 08-21-2005, 04:24 PM

Well atleast I know what NOT to do now.

You're such a playa man. <thumbs up>

StuartD · 08-21-2005, 04:25 PM

IF this is true, then you're an idiot and don't deserve a girlfriend.

phogirl69 · 08-21-2005, 04:27 PM

that's what you get for being a cheater! You deserve it!

StickyGreen · 08-21-2005, 04:28 PM

lol, bunch of fucken haters on here as usual...

wjxxx · 08-21-2005, 04:29 PM

you shouldn`t flush condom in toilet

SuckOnThis · 08-21-2005, 04:40 PM

Now the true story:

He was driving and picked up some homeless dude and took him home to his room for a few beers. After a few beers the homeless guy insisted on more beers so Playa-Dick told him the only way he would get more beers is if he let him fuck him up the ass. The homeless dude agreed and they went at it. After the homeless guy left Playa's mom came home and found the used condom and since it smelled like shit she put 2+2 together and beat his ass with a baseball bat.

psili · 08-21-2005, 04:44 PM

Thread kinda backfired, huh?

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

Is this thread supposed to make us feel sorry because you cheat on women, or are you just announcing you fuck the content?

Violetta · 08-21-2005, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer

You are a dumb motherfucker.

Word!!!!!

jt420 · 08-21-2005, 04:48 PM

very lame.

bllott · 08-21-2005, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureMeds

slap that bitch upside her head

bump

JJ Gold · 08-21-2005, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah

She's gonna be really mad when she finds out you did it in her bed.

And even more upset when she reads this thread.

4My · 08-21-2005, 05:06 PM

mofo

tres tres stupide

Ace-wtf · 08-21-2005, 05:26 PM

nice story for a scene lol

llporter · 08-21-2005, 05:32 PM

sucks being you

llporter · 08-21-2005, 05:33 PM

50......

08-21-2005, 01:55 PM	#1
Playa-Deak Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 1,065	Daaammmm, my live in girlfriend just found the condom from a Porn Model I fucked... I have a Two Bedroom I share with a girlfriend. Last Night I was taking pictures of this model I recruited a month ago. While taking pictures my dick was getting hard cuz she had those caramel legs I like. While taking pictures we were talking freaky to each other so I asked since we were both getting hot "Can I tap that ass a lil bit"? After a few minutes she gave in. I actually left the room I shoot in and took her to our (me and my girlfriend) bed. Ay, that bed is comfy. So after fucking, I see the 1st sign. The damn used condom wouldn't flush down the toilet. And I didn't notice till like 2 hours later when I took a piss. So I plunged the toilet and made sure it got flushed. Everything's dandy! My girl walks in this morning from a trip and I hear a loud "WHAT THE FUCK" from the bedroom. She comes stomping in my studio with the condom wrapper in hand asking me what the fuck is that doing there? I was in total shock but I calmly said "I put that there to make you mad and to think I was cheating". She proceeded to start hitting me in the arms and all. I'm bruised like a muthafukka. Yeah, I'm a victim of Domestic Violence... Looks like I'm gonna be getting fussed at for the next week over this... FUCK!!! __________________ I shoot Amateur Porn. Mostly Black Girls and Some White Gals... My site is www.FreakyDeak.com Check me out! ICQ: 205-608-095

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08-21-2005, 02:16 PM	#12
Houdini Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,651	Should have just told her you were jerking off and didn't want to make a mess. And always flush the wrapper with the condom

08-21-2005, 02:17 PM	#13
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08-21-2005, 04:27 PM	#38
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SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Now the true story: He was driving and picked up some homeless dude and took him home to his room for a few beers. After a few beers the homeless guy insisted on more beers so Playa-Dick told him the only way he would get more beers is if he let him fuck him up the ass. The homeless dude agreed and they went at it. After the homeless guy left Playa's mom came home and found the used condom and since it smelled like shit she put 2+2 together and beat his ass with a baseball bat.

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08-21-2005, 05:06 PM	#47
4My Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: CANADA-QC Posts: 173	mofo tres tres stupide