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CyberBachelor 08-21-2005 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
First he flooded us, then he sent George W. Bush. Thats enough!

God is a dick :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

PrintAdult-Sales 08-24-2005 01:07 PM

Human Beings!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix 08-24-2005 01:08 PM

Samerian mushroom cults made god up...wrote the bible...and now secretly run the world...bastards

PussyTeenies 08-24-2005 01:17 PM

pussyteenies created god
god created men
men created horny men/women
horny men/women created pussyteenies

circle is full .. my little grasshopper!

wildgirl 08-24-2005 02:52 PM

mankind is the one who created God :)

fris 08-24-2005 02:54 PM

god is a chick anyways, like what guy would make a rule do not commit adultery? we love to cheat. gotta be a woman.

TheJimmy 08-24-2005 03:07 PM

'the word'



ya herd....



:thumbsup

beemk 08-24-2005 03:24 PM

the guy that wrote the fictitious book we like to call the bible created him.

Downtime 08-24-2005 03:51 PM

this one is too deep for GFY

Linkster 08-24-2005 03:53 PM

The real answer to this is pretty much documented as historical fact - Israelites had their gods with El at their leader of gods, and the Judeans, with their one god Yahweh - and around the 8th century BC they had to pick one in order to prevent conflict since they were living among each other as races - so the refugee camps in Jerusalum spawned leaders that documented their decision of Yahweh - and about that time is when the old testament was basically formed - albeit with many discrepancies of stories - scientists and archeologists have proven most of the stories as myths from hard physical evidence but those original stories (about 40 of them) became the original bible and created the "one god".
It was revised again in the 600-700s BC by the Deuteronomist writers who were setting up visions of that one god sitting in the temple of Jerusalem - and the real king on the throne in those days played a little of peoples fears - sending "messangers from god" with warnings - and when the Jews disregarded them he sent his armies in to teach them a lesson - which led to great biblical stories but they were all BS to hold a population in control at the time (hmmm - sound familiar?)

Soooo - the final answer would be that each population center of the world back then created a "god or set of gods" to explain away things like eclipses and famine etc - and eventually formed them all into one god which is still used to host fear in billions of human lives - what a shame we cant progress any further

Theo The Theologian 08-24-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Since god was there before the "Big Bang", who created god ?


My friend Bob.

Theo The Theologian 08-24-2005 03:54 PM

51 :upsidedow

badmunchkin 08-24-2005 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Since god was there before the "Big Bang", who created god ?

L. Ron Hubbard did it - blame him

Doctor Dre 08-24-2005 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkster
The real answer to this is pretty much documented as historical fact - Israelites had their gods with El at their leader of gods, and the Judeans, with their one god Yahweh - and around the 8th century BC they had to pick one in order to prevent conflict since they were living among each other as races - so the refugee camps in Jerusalum spawned leaders that documented their decision of Yahweh - and about that time is when the old testament was basically formed - albeit with many discrepancies of stories - scientists and archeologists have proven most of the stories as myths from hard physical evidence but those original stories (about 40 of them) became the original bible and created the "one god".
It was revised again in the 600-700s BC by the Deuteronomist writers who were setting up visions of that one god sitting in the temple of Jerusalem - and the real king on the throne in those days played a little of peoples fears - sending "messangers from god" with warnings - and when the Jews disregarded them he sent his armies in to teach them a lesson - which led to great biblical stories but they were all BS to hold a population in control at the time (hmmm - sound familiar?)

Soooo - the final answer would be that each population center of the world back then created a "god or set of gods" to explain away things like eclipses and famine etc - and eventually formed them all into one god which is still used to host fear in billions of human lives - what a shame we cant progress any further

Interesting story ;) I didn't know that ... and my father is a theologist among other things ;)

Drake 08-24-2005 04:21 PM

The same guy that invented the internet

Furious_Male 08-24-2005 04:24 PM

Some people in this thread simply googled for an answer :1orglaugh

Does anyone have there own theory?

je_rome 08-24-2005 04:42 PM

God is the alpha and the omega.

3M TA3 08-25-2005 12:49 AM

Al Gore?

sexxxydesign.com 08-25-2005 12:50 AM

no no.. he just created the internet and he also created G. W Bush

reynold 08-25-2005 01:15 AM

If someone created God, then he is not God at all. no explanations further.

3M TA3 08-25-2005 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueDesignStudios
can you prove that mathematically?

Actually yes.

http://www.highbeam.com/ref/doc3.asp...thermody&num=1

First Law: Energy can neither be created nor destroyed. Therefore we can only transfer it from one form to another. What we deem as toxic waste is waste that is not easily or cost effective to transfer back to a state which we can live with. Seeing that we can not create anything from nothing raises the question..."who can"

Second Law: The second law is expressed mathematically in terms of the concept of entropy. Entropy being a state of confusion or disorder. If I jumped out of a car at 25mph and let the car roll, it would stop. If there was not any friction applied to the car, the car would never stop. It would stay in motion untill something stoped it (brakes, tire friction, wall). So this world would constantly decay to an unusable state if something did not keep it's pulse beating. The world would not be destroyed, it would simply transfer its self to a different (possible unusable) form. We can see this happening to a small degree over the 1000s of years that we have actual records.




Shit. And I came here to relax!

Joe Citizen 08-25-2005 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueMoon
Actually yes.

http://www.highbeam.com/ref/doc3.asp...thermody&num=1

First Law: Energy can neither be created nor destroyed. Therefore we can only transfer it from one form to another. What we deem as toxic waste is waste that is not easily or cost effective to transfer back to a state which we can live with. Seeing that we can not create anything from nothing raises the question..."who can"

Second Law: The second law is expressed mathematically in terms of the concept of entropy. Entropy being a state of confusion or disorder. If I jumped out of a car at 25mph and let the car roll, it would stop. If there was not any friction applied to the car, the car would never stop. It would stay in motion untill something stoped it (brakes, tire friction, wall). So this world would constantly decay to an unusable state if something did not keep it's pulse beating. The world would not be destroyed, it would simply transfer its self to a different (possible unusable) form. We can see this happening to a small degree over the 1000s of years that we have actual records.




Shit. And I came here to relax!


That doesn't answer the question he was was asking.

3M TA3 08-25-2005 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Citizen
That doesn't answer the question he was was asking.

The question was can you prove that God was not created. Since the challenged quote was "something that has no boundaries or limits, no beginning or end, couldnt have been created"

Unless I'm missing something..i'm tired, i'm headed to bed.

3M TA3 08-25-2005 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Citizen
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Love the sig :thumbsup


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