What race is the rightful heir to the keys of heaven?

[t.Dot]

Is there any one particular group that seems they should be the rightful heir to the keys of heaven?

[nofx]

all the jews that got tossed into the oven like pizza rolls

[QuaWee]

the human race

[JD]

none. heaven is a lie

[badmunchkin]

yes, the negroes are the rightful heirs. Since you're probably white, you're screwed.

[JD]

all the jews that got tossed into the oven like pizza rolls

dayum! harsh, yet funny

[QuaWee]

yes, the negroes are the rightful heirs. Since you're probably white, you're screwed.

what are negroes?

[badmunchkin]

what are negroes?

The rightful heirs to the Kingdom of Heaven. All you crackas are SOL.

[QuaWee]

The rightful heirs to the Kingdom of Heaven. All you crackas are SOL.

lol, it was a joke. i was trying to point out the fact that people usually dont call blacks, "negroes"

[badmunchkin]

lol, it was a joke. i was trying to point out the fact that people usually dont call blacks, "negroes"

I know, but this thread is so stupid that I'm using antiquated language to fit the theme.

[tristan_D]

heaven is not a racist.

[reed_4]

none. heaven is a lie

are you the "satan"?

[Pornwolf]

I'd have to recommend the Native Americans.

Man, who got fucked over worse than them!?!? Let them have a crack at that heaven thing first. It's only right.

[S P A N N O W]

The animal kingdom!

[Why]

if adam and eve were the first people.... arent we all of the same race?