just bring lots of lotion, they always seem to 'mysteriously' have misplaced it... ouch!

You might say that. :)

Ask Boneprone

"had no idea this will cause a regular riot! "

You cause riots wherever you go... ;)

You are afterall the 1st annual PHB "Asshole of the Year"!!!

hey serge whats the URL to the good bad and ugly site? is that still alive and kickin?

Wow Nick, never has a title been so truthful ;)))

I gotta get to 1000 posts so I can changed this typoed one I'm stuck with....actually, it's rather fitting too I guess...

thank, but no thanks,
'cuz...when they cum for me,
I don't wanna takee the whole "family" with me
;-)))

KMan,
it's dead for all intent and purposes, but I can dig it in archives,
it was moved to "woody" by MikeFold who maintained it for few years after I gave him "the keys"
;-))

the information value of it is less than zero today
;-)))

Feeling at home, Serge?

Well there goes my shot at a DVD. Damn you Serge :)

As i recall, Serge was the Netpond mole.

The reason for its downfall?

Is my history construed?

===================================

Mole?! I thought it was Goat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dualcpu,
I felt at home at
Jewish Lesbians Board,
I felt at home at
Bible Studies Board,
I feel at home at Rissian and international boards,
I still try hard to find the board I'd feel out of place....
well, there is one, but I told them all to
http://gofuckyourself.com about a month ago
;-)))

what DVD???
whatta you all guys talking about????

can somebody enlighten me???

Anthony,
let my goats GO!
;-))
;)

I'm sure sleazydream can tell you all about the dvd thing Serge... ;)

Just have FM explain the intricacies of crossbilling...or ask about DMR....that'll get you a couple more posts on your thread...and hey, I tried to help...the "my porn is more moral than your porn" stuff has always worked in the past...

Serge,

Just stopped by to say hello. It seems my old login anthony no longer works due to my email was @netpond.com

Oh well.

Mike Burns, did you have to give me the same tags as Nick?! =o)

MikeBurns..Mike Burns...
why does this name sound familiar???

I have a feeling I knew this name in the past....

Welcome Serge

Uh.. you serious? Are the fluctuations really that big?

that's why I'm stuck with SykkBoy2....

KK,
who is sleazydream and what exactly this DVD thingy???

am I missing something???

what kind of place is it???

first I was threatened to join some family with no lube,

than I am threatened with DVD,

what have I done??????

Serge,
He is a friend.Now with lensman.Give me a bell and I'll fill you in

KK,
you never write,you never call....oy vey!!!

;)

Hi, Mika,
I have no clue...it was posted by some anon, and I don't trust anons...
somebody sent me e-mail from hotmail acount that Lensman's numbers were low as well, but I don't believe it either

wait a second!

was he the programmer behind the amateur site we were thinking of opening with Ian?

You nancy boy, the same could be said for you ;)

Hmmm, let's see Serge, if you'll send me 7000 hits daily, and make sure that YOUR posts will enhance MY experience, I'd be glad to charge you 300 bucks to take you to dinner with me and tell you about the dvd thingie ;)

Or you could use the search feature here, it's one of the best ;)

Back in a bit to see how you're making out...

Try searching for elite and tgp in the topic btw...

and people think you are senile serge!!! ;)

Your memory is fine.

Mike Burns is the best techie bar none,imnsho.

Nick,
I AM senile!!!!
even courts no longer keep me responcible to anythign I say!
;-)))
:)

no, better yet search for "brick of love"

one of the better anti-cheat/theft devices out...while it's not as strong a statment as the ScottPB BoltCutters Of Honesty, the brick can be deployed from a distance, while the bolt cutters force you to be a little closer to the intended target....

so the message on the left has changed huh? ;))

MikeB,
Why do you think I'm here?

Harvesting,baby ;)))

KK,
bitch!!!

That's Queen Bitch to you punk. ;)

I'd have flown Scotty over here yesterday if they'd give him his passport back Sykkster. Some jackasses on the golf course could have used a lesson with the Boltcutters.

I want a nice side bar quote,mike....or we talk about counterbots and newsgroups ;)))

KK,
jesus maria,
you asking me for ...hits????

next thing I know you start asking me for my body, with my immoral soul to follow next!

I:winkwink:

three words: Brick Of Love

Sykk,
does it have anythign to do with DVD???

help!!!!!!!!!!!:helpme

serge = the thred with the highest posts in any given week it is i believe wins a top of the line DVD player of PDA ... something like that...

really????

what's PDA??? and what would I do with DVD player I don't need?

can I donate it to somebody instead?

you think Lens gonna accomodate my request and send it to somebody from this thread instead?

yes you can donate it, that is what SleazyDream did with his last DVD player =-)

Great!
so it won't set up a precedence
;-))

Kman,
anybody you know here who'd benefit the most from it?

well, if you are into tax write-offs donate it to a local boys and girls home or something and buy yourself some primo Russian vodka with the tax savings ;-)

hahahaha Brick Of Love
http://www.gothicsex.com/brick/brick.gif

if someone cheats/hitbots, etc. the new program, I'll simply smash them in the face with a brick ;)

ScottPB has to be close to the intended target to use his Bolt Cutters Of Understanding...the Brick Of Love can be thrown for a fgood couple feet away from the intended target....that's why I got rid of the Pipe Wrench Of Doom....too clumsy...

Kman,
Boca has the same problem Beverly Hills have...we don't have homeless
;-))):glugglug

...and I don't drink vodka,
I have Pepto Bismal only nowadays
;-)))

Serge,

If I help you win the DVD, will you lower the price of our banner at The other board nobody goes to

Penrod,
no, I won't but I can help you lower your lawyers fees
:Graucho
and savings will let you buy banners there for 2-3 years straight
;-)))

Serge,

I have been here at GFY for over 6 months now and still have only 86 posts. I do have to say I think you could out post BP4L on Gfy in lets say...........3 months, 7 days 14 hors, 22 minutes and 17 seconds.

Any takers ?

Serge holds the money

Penrod,
are you trying steal candy from the abies???
;-))

according to AGA who keeps tab on my posts better than I do,
since Oprano opened in July of 2001,
I made over 11,000 posts and that just on Oprano alone
;-))

do you know if GFY gives any prizes to 10,000 posts club?
:)

I get about $5 per post, ANYBODY's post, on Oprano,
you think Lens needs partners?
:)

we offered buying him out long time ago, but he doesn't budge...YET!
;-)))

Ill give ya a personal Can of My Almond Rocca when you hit one thousand posts!

And ya get the famous GFY Shirt at 100 posts.
Wear it around town.

Bonprone,
I'll give you better deal ....
Oprano baby doll T-shirt for 100 posts and "Forests Free Zone" for life
;-))

try to beat that!!!!!!!!
;)

Serge,

I want the DVD player during the summer when you are on vacation from FLA.