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Old 08-19-2005, 04:17 PM   #1
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Something funny to kick off your weekend!

A married couple in their 60s were out celebrating their 45th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For
being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and -- abracadabra! -- two tickets for the
new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this
is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a
lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! --

the husband became 96 years old.

The moral of this story...

Some men might be ungrateful idiots...

But fairies are female...

Have a great weekend guys!
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:18 PM   #2
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nice have a great weekend
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:19 PM   #3
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haha have a great weekend
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:20 PM   #4
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that was prety funny , have a good weekend people
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:20 PM   #5
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How come every fairy I have met has been a guy in drag?
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