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  • KingK7
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 6372

    #1

    Rent-A-Negro

    http://www.rent-a-negro.com/




    Event Rates Types of Events

    ? Corporate/Business Rate: $350 per hour

    ? Personal/Private/Individual Rate: $200 per hour

    ? Non-Profit Rate: $275 per hour

    ? Drop-in/Appearances: $100 each

    ? Informational/High Question Volume: add $100 per hour

    ? Emergencies/Short Notice (24 hour window): add $150 per hour


    Ongoing/Retainer Services

    ? $10,000 Annually
    (12 Events, 15 Calls, 10 Appearances, 3 Consultations)



    Additional Services

    ? "Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
    (30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)

    ? Touch Her Hair: $25 each time

    ? Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch

    ? Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50

    ? Tell her"you look just like..." another black person: $100

    ? Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time

    ? Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour

    ? Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person

    ? Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)

    ? "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch

    ? Certificate of Association: $100
    A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.
  • Gottis
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 1746

    #2
    Haha wtf
    Hit me up for ABC link trades - icq 7583011

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    • BigCashCrew
      Registered User
      • Aug 2005
      • 3570

      #3
      Originally posted by Gottis
      Haha wtf
      i couldn't say it any better. lol

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      • Doctor Dre
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #4
        ? Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour

        ? Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person

        ? Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)

        ? "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch

        ---
        Ahahha the last 4 are the best ones
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • sumphatpimp
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2002
          • 5235

          #5
          did you notice - it is a P/R5!
          WTF!

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          • Fred Quimby
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 5430

            #6
            Originally posted by sumphatpimp
            did you notice - it is a P/R5!
            WTF!
            1st thing i noticed

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            • Screaming
              I can change this!!!!!
              • Feb 2004
              • 18972

              #7
              Now that is funny.

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              • Michael O
                More Cowbell
                • Jul 2001
                • 10607

                #8
                Expensive
                Truth Teller

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                • nofx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16826

                  #9
                  www.rentatroll.com

                  Often times I wonder why
                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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