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Rui 08-20-2005 12:24 PM

SmokeyTheBear - he has been spamming other threads also, the worse is that he doesn't seem to have a clue what he is talking about :(

DutchTeenCash 08-20-2005 12:26 PM

offtopic : Smokey wtf is that sig banner? Who translated that to Dutch a 89yo Penn Dutch? Damn I had to read that 5 times to get it...

ontopic : So TP isnt all cogent, do they do 25mbit as well didnt see that...

chaze 08-20-2005 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Ok i warned you to shut the fuck up you fucking idiot.. need i repeat your previous quotes..

Quote:
Originally Posted by chaze
Anyone that says they have 100% uptime is lying



Quote:
Originally Posted by chaze
after all we have had 100% network uptime this year


So first off your spamming a thread that has nothing to do with you , then you lie and say you have had 100% uptime..

Perhaps the part you didn't get was . I know some of your previous clients and they all had plenty of downtime and I'm a idiot...



You don't even know what network downtime is. :disgust

It doesn't include hardware or server issues, it's based on the network.

Get a life man, atleast make since if your going to try to talk shit.


Lets bring the fonts down.

I don't don't want to even argue, it's you that was talking shit, and if you talk shit then ya, you better know what your talking about which you do not in the situation since you do not know what network uptime is. :warning

Just stop talking shit. It's not hard I promise.

SmokeyTheBear 08-20-2005 12:29 PM

maybe you prefer that kind of advertising instead of you just shutting the fuck up & dropping it.

SmokeyTheBear 08-20-2005 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze


You don't even know what network downtime is. :disgust

It doesn't include hardware or server issues, it's based on the network.

Get a life man, atleast make since if your going to try to talk shit.


Lets bring the fonts down.

I don't don't want to even argue, it's you that was talking shit, and if you talk shit then ya, you better know what your talking about which you do not in the situation since you do not know what network uptime is. :warning

Just stop talking shit. It's not hard I promise.

Maybe you just don't get it here or maybe you just dont comprehend english to well..

You are commiting host suicide by continuing with your banter

You can't keep your websites up, plain and simple..

Anyone who is thinking of hosts and dwhs consider this..

They claim 100% uptime but can't keep their customers websites up. I was asked to help a client using dwhs recently who could not get ahold of support for 3 days by telephone when their websites were down. GET IT , beginning to understand yet idiot? how good is "100%" uptime if you cant keep your clients up..

So if you want a host with 100% uptime but they can't keep your website up.. go with dwhs .

SmokeyTheBear 08-20-2005 12:34 PM

keep going and you will get a special spot in my sig just for you..

chupachups 08-20-2005 12:47 PM

Hmm.... actually we have a site hosted at DWHS, and between dec-may we had 100% uptime. Then again, spamming each and every thread is.......... :2 cents:

chaze 08-20-2005 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
keep going and you will get a special spot in my sig just for you..

O.K. I am sorry for spamming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But atleast understand we do not claim 100% uptime, we have had 100% network uptime.

There is big differance.

I know your mad but your not even making since. 100% uptime is diffeant then 100% network uptime. And we do not even claim to always have 100% network uptime we just happen to have it this year so far.

I will stop spamming in host related threads that don't ask for it if you just admit that you are wrong about this one.

Deal :)

SmokeyTheBear 08-20-2005 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
O.K. I am sorry for spamming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But atleast understand we do not claim 100% uptime, we have had 100% network uptime.

There is big differance.

I know your mad but your not even making since. 100% uptime is diffeant then 100% network uptime. And we do not even claim to always have 100% network uptime we just happen to have it this year so far.

I will stop spamming in host related threads that don't ask for it if you just admit that you are wrong about this one.

Deal :)

You should never have been here spamming, if you weren't here i never would have noticed you. Since i did notice you and noticed you making grand claims about your services , i felt it only fair to let people know that you dont keep websites you host up.

I worded one statement wrong , my original statement stands as is, you claimed anyone who says they have 100% uptime is a liar then you said you had 100% "network" uptime, same thing you just called yourself a liar thats cool.. but then you go on to dispute the fact and make a "technical" but totally irrelevent argument that network uptime is different than a server being down. While this statement may be true , it is pointless. I would rather have my website on a host with 97% network uptime and 95% server uptime than a host with 100% network uptime and a %80 server uptime.. get my point..

You also picked the wrong person to bone pick over a "technical" but irrelevent point because i happened to know a couple people with LOTS of downtime, with your company.. More than any host mentioned in this thread yet..

So if you want to continue to argue i will find a "BLACKLISTED HOST" spot in my sig for you , and if you want to drop it , then there is the door, and hope i forget you.

chaze 08-20-2005 01:23 PM

You are really pathetic to threaten someone based on your own stupidity, must really have some issues. As far as being afraid of a black list hosting link in your sig, that is the most retarded thing I have ever heard. First you would be doing this just to be an asshole since you where wrong about what you are bitching about. And 2nd I can give a fuck less what's in your sig.

Can you be any more stupid.

And for spamming on GFY just shut the fuck up. What I said was true and backed it up. And I rarely ever spam compared to most people here.

The only thing you backed up was your stupidity.

I have explained to you like 4 times now that network uptime is different then claiming 100% uptime. But evidently your too stupid to understand.

Anyways, I am done with your stupid ass, thanks for the free link :thumbsup

I will make sure and bump all your threads :winkwink:

Doc911 08-20-2005 01:59 PM

damn that was a long time down. did he ever say what the problem was?

nofx 08-20-2005 02:03 PM

Hostive is good people :)

every host has their share of downtime

AdultMegaCash 08-20-2005 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
Hostive is good people :)

every host has their share of downtime


This is what I was saying, but everyone defends their host like they are the best pussy they've ever had. I don't care what the name of your hosting company is, I promise you in the past year there has been someone on that network who has had downtime. Be it network, or server. Anyone who thinks otherwise has some issues.

SmokeyTheBear 08-20-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
You are really pathetic to threaten someone based on your own stupidity, must really have some issues. As far as being afraid of a black list hosting link in your sig, that is the most retarded thing I have ever heard. First you would be doing this just to be an asshole since you where wrong about what you are bitching about. And 2nd I can give a fuck less what's in your sig.

Can you be any more stupid.

And for spamming on GFY just shut the fuck up. What I said was true and backed it up. And I rarely ever spam compared to most people here.

The only thing you backed up was your stupidity.

I have explained to you like 4 times now that network uptime is different then claiming 100% uptime. But evidently your too stupid to understand.

Anyways, I am done with your stupid ass, thanks for the free link :thumbsup

I will make sure and bump all your threads :winkwink:

haha you couldn't be more wrong.. :)

You obviously can't read english so you have to keep repeating how stupid you are but carry on. Did i say network uptime is the same as anything ? quote me you retard or stfu .

You must be the stupidest rep in history to actually want to discuss how you can't keep dhws websites up, and how shitty your dwhs hosting is , and how laughable it is for you to say "100% network uptime" like it means anything to anyone here. Perhaps you dont understand that a server down and a network down means no difference to a surfer who see's a dead site ? comprende ?

But since you seem to want me to advertise how shitty your hosting is , i would be glad to .

I think everyone here knows i am a fair guy and "not" an asshole , and they know you as " wait they dont know you .. or your hosting. " I guess your just mad someone called you out when you tried to spam your shitty hosting.

chaze 08-20-2005 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
haha you couldn't be more wrong.. :)

You obviously can't read english so you have to keep repeating how stupid you are but carry on. Did i say network uptime is the same as anything ? quote me you retard or stfu .

You must be the stupidest rep in history to actually want to discuss how you can't keep dhws websites up, and how shitty your dwhs hosting is , and how laughable it is for you to say "100% network uptime" like it means anything to anyone here. Perhaps you dont understand that a server down and a network down means no difference to a surfer who see's a dead site ? comprende ?

But since you seem to want me to advertise how shitty your hosting is , i would be glad to .

I think everyone here knows i am a fair guy and "not" an asshole , and they know you as " wait they don't know you .. or your hosting. " I guess your just mad someone called you out when you tried to spam your shitty hosting.

My god help me,

Your posts on this thread are now the dumbest thing I have ever seen on GFY or any forum for that matter.

I do thank you for the laugh and thanks for the link. :warning

Just sometime people need to be told 8 times. Network uptime is different then server uptime.

It's not a way to trick your pea sized brain, it's a fact. :1orglaugh Dumb ass :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And saying that you don't need several hosts is hardly spam around here.

In fact I don't think you could possibly be any stupider on a forum then what you have been today. :Oh crap but It's free world and even idiots get to be here so I guess even dumb shits like you get speak.

Too bad :Oh crap

nofx 08-20-2005 05:17 PM

just stfu already chaze

Rui 08-20-2005 05:21 PM

Give it a rest...be a man and accept you don't know (lots) of things... :2 cents:

SmokeyTheBear 08-20-2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
blah blah blah repeat everything i already said.


Ok you can continue to whine and cry if you think you are going to convince gfy that smokey doesnt know what network uptime means then by all means feel free to make yourself look like an idiot.

Somehow i have a sneaking suspicion i will convince alot more people that dwhs sucks than you will convince ANYONE that i dont know what network uptime means..

But if you like burning bridges , then feel free to keep going :1orglaugh

chaze 08-20-2005 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Ok you can continue to whine and cry if you think you are going to convince gfy that smokey doesnt know what network uptime means then by all means feel free to make yourself look like an idiot.

Somehow i have a sneaking suspicion i will convince alot more people that dwhs sucks than you will convince ANYONE that i dont know what network uptime means..

But if you like burning bridges , then feel free to keep going :1orglaugh

Like I said, admit that you are wrong and apoligize, otherwise you our just going to look like more of an asshole. That is if it's possible at this point.

I don't care if you post every second of every day on GFY, your still wrong and acting like a fucktard.

baddog 08-20-2005 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
And 2nd I can give a fuck less what's in your sig.

Guess that isn't exactly true.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=506183

xlogger 08-20-2005 06:50 PM

^ baddog always getting in to fights. :1orglaugh

chaze 08-20-2005 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I love how all the hosting companies, jump on board.

Pretty clever. :1orglaugh

baddog 08-20-2005 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze
I think DWHS would at least be in the top 3, after all we have had 100% network uptime this year and use redundant premium bandwidth tat has NEVER been over subscribed.


Top 3? Oh man, I can not believe you even said that. :1orglaugh

chaze 08-20-2005 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Top 3? Oh man, I can not believe you even said that. :1orglaugh

I met you in Phoenix and you seemed cool, I will stick with that image of you for now. :winkwink:

baddog 08-20-2005 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
I met you in Phoenix and you seemed cool, I will stick with that image of you for now. :winkwink:


I am cool, I am also realistic.

Doctor Dre 08-20-2005 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IceMaster
My site is down. Mysql problems. And their hosting site hostive.com is having the same problems. I sent them an email, i am still waiting for the answer.

ROFL . They hose their own site on a virtual ?

Doctor Dre 08-20-2005 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
I think DWHS would at least be in the top 3, after all we have had 100% network uptime this year and use redundant premium bandwidth tat has NEVER been over subscribed.

http://www.till-u-drop.com/old/gayesttattooever.jpg

baddog 08-20-2005 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

How much did it cost you to have that done?

chaze 08-20-2005 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I am cool, I am also realistic.

I just meant quality not size. I know there are adult hosts much larger then us.

I actually went into this earlier.

I also said in quality we might #1 :winkwink:

Rui 08-21-2005 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Top 3? Oh man, I can not believe you even said that. :1orglaugh

the poor guy is totaly out of touch with reality :1orglaugh

Rui 08-21-2005 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
I just meant quality not size. I know there are adult hosts much larger then us.

I actually went into this earlier.

I also said in quality we might #1 :winkwink:


ohhh shit please stop it :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ..... :1orglaugh

chaze 08-21-2005 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui
the poor guy is totaly out of touch with reality :1orglaugh

O.K. Smarty, your clever :winkwink:

Rui 08-21-2005 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
O.K. Smarty, your clever :winkwink:

Thanks alot, that just made my day :1orglaugh

justsexxx 08-21-2005 08:40 AM

isprime
natnet
cavecreek

Sorry no top 3 quality for you. NEXT :)

fuzebox 08-21-2005 09:54 AM

:1orglaugh talk about a threadjacking gone wrong...

HorseShit 08-21-2005 03:34 PM

now would be a good time to pull out.

STFU 08-21-2005 04:05 PM

Hostive suck dick.

Worldnet 08-21-2005 07:16 PM

Still no reply to my emails. Took my site back to the old host. Much more dependable.

V_RocKs 08-21-2005 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realpascal
No, not cheap asses. I just refuse to pay $250 a month for a server that costs $1000 to buy. It's that simple..

I don't earn my fuckin' money to give it away..

Good point.. but I'm going to hit it right back at ya...

Now you don't make any money... and those who pay $250 do... go figure!

CumSensei 09-10-2005 12:04 PM

Hostive down again?

simple simon 09-10-2005 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CumSensei
Hostive down again?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Realpascal 09-10-2005 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CumSensei
Hostive down again?

Yep. Down for me too.

I've dropped them: go to oc3networks.com and get yourself a reliable host for the same price.

Hostive sucks. :321GFY

loverboy 09-10-2005 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
RULE
#1

NEVER EVER CHEAP OUT on HOSTING

i concur, i had my experiences before which made me a lot smarter now

:smokin

rewn 09-10-2005 04:52 PM

hostive is fucked

took me THREEE weeks to get a server configured

by that time i gave up , hopeless fuckers

Anthony from e5hosting hooked me , now THERE is fucking great service

Joe Citizen 09-10-2005 04:56 PM

Their SQL has been down for 12+ hours...

jimmyf 09-10-2005 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
hmm better quit while your ahead. A little birdie i know hosted at dwhs. I could share his experience or you could shut the fuck up and stop spamming your company in a thread not asking for your crap.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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