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XxXotic 08-18-2005 10:20 AM
you should use epassporte if you're tired of those pesky paper cuts.

Juicy D. Links 08-18-2005 10:21 AM
Send me one "Juicy D. Links"

thanks

StuartD 08-18-2005 10:26 AM
"As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte if..."

U 3v3r pl4n 0n sE3iNg y0ur wif3 aliVe aga1n!!11!!!!

Derek_M 08-18-2005 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KRosh
ok here is my feeble attempt Derek.


" As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte if your postman is so stupid that he thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish Holiday"

:helpme

I like that one.

CJTraffic 08-18-2005 10:35 AM
"As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you live so far out in the boondocks that your mailman is shitfaced by the time he gets to your house and just throws your mail out on the way by."

P.S. There's a deep reference there. Anybody get it?

PSGuru 08-18-2005 10:36 AM
As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte if...

...you make people say the names of the companies over n over n over again, getting it embedded into their heads! :winkwink:

CJTraffic 08-18-2005 10:40 AM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you live in your small town/Mom's basement and you don't want them to see you getting checks to "SleazyDream"

Bama 08-18-2005 10:46 AM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if sister and cousin describes the same person to you.

StatsJunky 08-18-2005 10:53 AM
You should use Epassporte if you're sick of waiting in line at the bank.

You should use epassporte if the collection agencies are syphoning you bank accounts.

You should use epassporte if your wife spends all your money on shoes and facials.

Tanker 08-18-2005 10:54 AM
Woj? you here

Tanker 08-18-2005 10:55 AM
I guess he isnt

StatsJunky 08-18-2005 10:55 AM
Sneaky bastard ^

StatsJunky 08-18-2005 10:57 AM
You should use epassporte so you can pay russian coders to write you a woj bot to hit the 50th replies and win contests on GFY.

Magnus 08-18-2005 11:02 AM
Just give me a damn shirt!!! <----Now thats funny LOL

RockDaddy 08-18-2005 11:09 AM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you mailman has ever said "Looks like you got another check from gaymansex.com" or something similar.

Derek_M 08-18-2005 12:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnus3X
Just give me a damn shirt!!! <----Now thats funny LOL
Sadly it took you hours to come up with it... :(

Derek_M 08-18-2005 12:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Greenspan
"As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."

...you live so far away from civilization, you don't have to get or use

condoms for 'sex' or worry about your "girlfriend" getting pregnant as

"she" is an inflatable sex doll!
I like a variation on this one...

...you live so far away from civilization, that phone sex involves a can and a string.

WombRaider 08-18-2005 12:16 PM
The country you live in still uses stones and shells as currency.

:upsidedow

lagwagon 08-18-2005 12:25 PM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."

the sheep in your barn do not accept checks.

shaliza 08-18-2005 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by psili
The country you're from is next in line to be invaded / bombed / sanctioned by good old George W. Bush.
The primary mode of transportation in your country is a camel.
The country you're from doesn't have a Starbucks.
Wow this is really funny! I am voting for you.

Chris Mallick 08-18-2005 01:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Derek_MrSkin
I was speaking with an affiliate about Epassporte the other day and they asked me, "Why should a MrSkinCash.com affiliate use Epassporte instead of checks?" So I explained that a lot of affilaites have had problems with getting US Postal Service mail delivered to them, especially if they are abroad in Europe or if they are in a not-so-populated area of the world. This got me to thinking about some funny rules, inspired by Jeff Foxwothy's "You might be a Redneck if..."

So I would like to start off the list of reasons of "As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...."

I will be giving out a MrSkin.com Jersey (which you constantly see me wearing at the shows) to the funniest response on GFY that finishes the statement. I have started it off below:

"As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."

1. The mailman in your country does not wear shoes while delivering the mail.
2. The country you live in ends with the letters "stan".
3. The country you live in has a silent ?J?, ?K?, ?P? or any symbol over a letter besides a dot.
4. Where you live the letters UPS only mean the opposite of ?DOWNS? to you.

Please come up with your own and post away.

ePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.

Great stuff guys!

Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)

"You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza." :)

Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!

bringer 08-18-2005 01:27 PM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you're an average webmaster weighing in at over 500lbs and your local bank doesn't have a drive up ATM.

$tandaman 08-18-2005 01:29 PM
did someone say 'stan' :)

sandman! 08-18-2005 01:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Mallick
ePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.

Great stuff guys!

Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)

"You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza." :)

Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!

i have a jersey but now i will have to think of something :)

Gungadin 08-18-2005 01:32 PM
The winner
 
The self-proclaimed winner:

As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your wife opens the mail and you want to hide the cash before the divorce.

alexg 08-18-2005 01:33 PM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if....you're an underage pimple faced computer nerd who has no friends and never leaves the house. with epassporte, you'll never have to leave your house to get your money. you can just keep sitting in your mom's basement and order the latest star wars episode using your virtual visa card...

chupacabra 08-18-2005 01:35 PM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if....

...you won't ever need access to your funds from an ATM machine, and don't mind being embarassed when your ePassporte plastic is rejected in front of girls you hoped to impress by picking up a tab for right under $50.

please ICQ me at 557799 for my address, two jerseys would be great so my girl can sport one as well..!

http://twash.com/iku/leperkiss.gif

Derek_M 08-18-2005 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Mallick
ePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.

Great stuff guys!

Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)

"You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza." :)

Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!
Thanks for the add-on Chris. I keep sponsoring contests like the Porn Poker Tournament, and now this, where there is a prize I am mad I can't win. Nice to have you guys in on the contest.

Do I have to have an affiliate acohahahaha with Epassporte to have a shot at Shaliza or does my business account work?

After Shock Media 08-18-2005 02:00 PM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if due to ecomonic conditions in your country there is a very good chance the bank teller may mug you.

After Shock Media 08-18-2005 02:03 PM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries bank does not keep enough cash on hand for that check.

Derek_M 08-18-2005 02:05 PM
I guess I laughed in the middle of writing "account", that is odd.

After Shock Media 08-18-2005 02:06 PM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries economy is based on the sale of short icq numbers.

alexg 08-18-2005 02:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by After Shock Media
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries economy is based on the sale of short icq numbers.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BlackCrayon 08-18-2005 02:23 PM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...you're raw-dogging a tranny in Taiwan and you realize you blew all your cash on fake cocaine that turned out to be crushed glass. You'll feel safe knowing that naked famous bitches helped put some coin on your epassporte account so 'its' pimp won't force you into slavery where you have to clean pig excrement for toe nail clippings and shrubbery. But oh shit, the bill is $650 and epassporte only allows you to withdraw $500 a day. Happy Trails!

Chris Mallick 08-18-2005 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Derek_MrSkin
Thanks for the add-on Chris. I keep sponsoring contests like the Porn Poker Tournament, and now this, where there is a prize I am mad I can't win. Nice to have you guys in on the contest.

Do I have to have an affiliate acohahahaha with Epassporte to have a shot at Shaliza or does my business account work?
Double your shots at Shaliza....

thedino 08-19-2005 02:23 AM
"As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte "

What is it Postal Service...?

reynold 08-19-2005 03:11 AM
MrSkin is cool.

(Gk) 08-19-2005 03:16 AM
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash you should use epassporte if you live in Brazil, just make sure you hire a bodyguard before going to cash all that ATM money. But why am I trying to win the Jersey in the first place, I don't think they have a 3XL size... plus, it will probably never arrive in Brazil anyway.

:)


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