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I guess he isnt
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Sneaky bastard ^
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You should use epassporte so you can pay russian coders to write you a woj bot to hit the 50th replies and win contests on GFY.
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Just give me a damn shirt!!! <----Now thats funny LOL
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you mailman has ever said "Looks like you got another check from gaymansex.com" or something similar.
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...you live so far away from civilization, that phone sex involves a can and a string. |
The country you live in still uses stones and shells as currency.
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."
the sheep in your barn do not accept checks. |
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ePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established. Great stuff guys! Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...) "You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza." :) Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE! |
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you're an average webmaster weighing in at over 500lbs and your local bank doesn't have a drive up ATM.
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did someone say 'stan' :)
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i have a jersey but now i will have to think of something :) |
The winner
The self-proclaimed winner:
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your wife opens the mail and you want to hide the cash before the divorce. |
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if....you're an underage pimple faced computer nerd who has no friends and never leaves the house. with epassporte, you'll never have to leave your house to get your money. you can just keep sitting in your mom's basement and order the latest star wars episode using your virtual visa card...
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if....
...you won't ever need access to your funds from an ATM machine, and don't mind being embarassed when your ePassporte plastic is rejected in front of girls you hoped to impress by picking up a tab for right under $50. please ICQ me at 557799 for my address, two jerseys would be great so my girl can sport one as well..! http://twash.com/iku/leperkiss.gif |
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Do I have to have an affiliate acohahahaha with Epassporte to have a shot at Shaliza or does my business account work? |
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if due to ecomonic conditions in your country there is a very good chance the bank teller may mug you.
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries bank does not keep enough cash on hand for that check.
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I guess I laughed in the middle of writing "account", that is odd.
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries economy is based on the sale of short icq numbers.
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...you're raw-dogging a tranny in Taiwan and you realize you blew all your cash on fake cocaine that turned out to be crushed glass. You'll feel safe knowing that naked famous bitches helped put some coin on your epassporte account so 'its' pimp won't force you into slavery where you have to clean pig excrement for toe nail clippings and shrubbery. But oh shit, the bill is $650 and epassporte only allows you to withdraw $500 a day. Happy Trails!
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"As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte "
What is it Postal Service...? |
MrSkin is cool.
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash you should use epassporte if you live in Brazil, just make sure you hire a bodyguard before going to cash all that ATM money. But why am I trying to win the Jersey in the first place, I don't think they have a 3XL size... plus, it will probably never arrive in Brazil anyway.
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...
The last time you saw your mailman he was leading the local rebels into battle. You don't want your mom opening your mail and finding out you have been skipping to school to threaten people on the internet and submit galleries. You rely on winning clothing on the internet to bribe your mail man. |
As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte because your wife will read the dirty message Derek left for her on the check.
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So, who won?
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte because it is much easier to cut your cocaine with a plastic card than a thin paper check.
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Oh, and because your dealer won't cash checks.
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if sex is good, no need to check
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte even if sex is bad, no need to check
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte to help you get your cash instantly, cause those crack whores won't wait for you to get your check.
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you have stats like me http://66.225.230.148/mrskin.jpg
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if... your mom intercepts your checks for the basement rent
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I put the finalists up for voting at a New Thread:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=505730 Vote for your favorite. |
As an affiliate of Mr.Skin cash you should use epassporte if.....yeah i just want a jersey...and i still did not receive my GFY T-shirt btw....thats y u should use epassporte.!~
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