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xxxdesign-net · 08-16-2005, 02:09 PM

There was a cute one at the deli I went to for lunch and an old slimeball was flirting with her.. If that guy can do it.. anyone can.. Well.. next time..

People with experiences here..?

EroticySteve · 08-16-2005, 02:11 PM

Absolutely, never miss an opportunity. Someone else will grab it.

polish_aristocrat · 08-16-2005, 02:11 PM

she wasnt flirting with him, she was making money

Holly · 08-16-2005, 02:12 PM

Carpe diem!!

After Shock Media · 08-16-2005, 02:13 PM

Yes I did once. Well I had her delivered a nice flower assortment along with a card asking her. Had it delivered while I was eating. She had to decline due to already having a boyfriend. Apprently they got into some massive argument over the flowers though and broke up a few days later and she asked me out, fate would have it though that during that time I found someone else who held my full attention.

xxxdesign-net · 08-16-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

she wasnt flirting with him, she was making money

nah.. Im saying.. the guy was flirting heavily with her.. Did it work? Shit no..

GlydeGirl · 08-16-2005, 02:16 PM

When I was a naieve nineteen year old waitress, a Quebecois man asked me out. I said yes and he banged me for months before I left him. If he hadn't asked me out, I never would have bobbed his knob... sieze the day!

baddog · 08-16-2005, 02:20 PM

Bob's Big Boy and Sambo's Restaurant were like a feeding ground for me back in the early 70's.

But I stopped dating waitresses for the simple reason that whenever you take them out to dinner, you can never tip enough.

chase · 08-16-2005, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Bob's Big Boy and Sambo's Restaurant were like a feeding ground for me back in the early 70's.

But I stopped dating waitresses for the simple reason that whenever you take them out to dinner, you can never tip enough.

That is SO true. I was a waitress before I got married, and my husband always laughed at me for clearing the table and stacking the dishes, and still leaving a fat tip, lol.

Fresh · 08-16-2005, 02:24 PM

I asked a chik out that took my order at TacoBell.

jscott · 08-16-2005, 02:33 PM

i have done that successfully a couple times, 1 of my favorites is i did it in Destin Florida, asked the waitress out, met her out the next night and fucked her in the mens restroom, she was hot and cool as fuck too

tristan_D · 08-16-2005, 05:24 PM

I did it twice, but long time ago. Once in college and another when I was working already. I've tried having sex in a diner's restroom too.

WarChild · 08-16-2005, 05:26 PM

I think it's alright if you're polite, and don't harass the poor girl.

People forget these ladies are at work and they're getting paid to be nice to you. Don't make their workplace even more difficult by being an overbearing lout.

gecko · 08-16-2005, 06:01 PM

Many times.. although not many reply back

Downtime · 08-16-2005, 06:01 PM

yeah I have, and I'm 1 for 2.

PixeLs · 08-16-2005, 06:15 PM

A lot of them wanted me to take them out but I always refuse. ;)

jimmyf · 08-16-2005, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

There was a cute one at the deli I went to for lunch and an old slimeball was flirting with her.. If that guy can do it.. anyone can.. Well.. next time..

People with experiences here..?

My 3rd wife was a waitress, and I've gone out with a few others...

So I would say go for it.

SetTheWorldonFire · 08-16-2005, 06:32 PM

depends on how much flair she's got on

sonofsam · 08-16-2005, 06:36 PM

its okay to flirt with a girl, but what really annoys me is when i'm eating and there is a table with a bunch of rude guys saying nasty shit to the waitresses and making them feel uncomfortable... its not like if they feel uncumfortable they can leave, since they are at work

KRL · 08-16-2005, 06:54 PM

Been out with 3 nightclub waitresses.

reed_4 · 08-16-2005, 06:56 PM

I'm too shy to ask a waitress for a date. i just stare at her and just admire her looks.

Spunky · 08-16-2005, 06:56 PM

I dated a couple..You have to be pretty secure and not the jealous type because they do get hit on all the time

AdultNex · 08-16-2005, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

There was a cute one at the deli I went to for lunch and an old slimeball was flirting with her.. If that guy can do it.. anyone can.. Well.. next time..

People with experiences here..?

Wrong. It's all about the game.

My friend is far from a pretty boy, but he keeps his alpha male game up, and can score any 8+ babe.

wedouglas · 08-16-2005, 07:05 PM

Just don't tell her you'll split your winning lotto ticket...

KMR Stitch · 08-16-2005, 07:08 PM

Lets all go to hooters =)

sfera · 08-16-2005, 07:19 PM

dont flirt with them. they just playing that old man for TIPS!!! dont get played. YOu need to player her somehow! Good Luck

baddog · 08-16-2005, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

Lets all go to hooters =)

Yeah, my son was telling me about a Hooters gal that hit on him. Turned out she was a Budweiser Ring Girl too.

Guess she was pretty hot, and good for a couple dates.

Vitasoy · 08-16-2005, 07:48 PM

Many times, and shot down many times

INever · 08-16-2005, 08:59 PM

Dark hair. Dark eyes. Mmmmmm. I'll let you know if I win.

Pete-KT · 08-16-2005, 08:59 PM

Just remember when you see a single hot chick some one else is tired of fucking her

fusionx · 08-16-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

When I was a naieve nineteen year old waitress, a Quebecois man asked me out. I said yes and he banged me for months before I left him. If he hadn't asked me out, I never would have bobbed his knob... sieze the day!

Wanna go out?

Juicy D. Links · 08-16-2005, 09:04 PM

Ill fuck anything that moves

tony286 · 08-16-2005, 09:18 PM

I did once nice girl we went out once wasnt a love connection

toddler · 08-16-2005, 09:19 PM

Yep, almost married one, did marry a former one. The first one was in Denver, she worked at a village inn in aurora. Ended up leaving me the big black dishwasher. I still think about that some, since at the time i was a jealous bastard. Now, I could give a fuck. I thank her for that now and again, mentally....

She had just turned 18, I was 22. Good times....

Still, as above, gotta watch the jealosy. In my case it was justified, as look how it turned out, but...at one point she was working 2 jobs as a favor for a friend. At the 2nd place, one of the cooks grabbed her and tried to haul her back into the kitchen after some party. NOT cool. Some friends and I swung by the place a few times after that, got a very sincere apology from the owner, and watched him fire the cook

reynold · 08-17-2005, 02:07 AM

I go bar hopping and seen lovely waitresses there but never did I take anyone out.

Dalai lama · 08-17-2005, 02:08 AM

I once did but without success.

jade_dragon · 08-17-2005, 02:21 AM

Sure did

My friend drives a vet and loves trying to pick up on the smallest girl he can find in a place with such lines as "I drive a vet" or "look what i drove up in *flips out wallet pic of car*, wanna go for a ride". so he tried to pick up on this hooter's girl and she gave every excuse in the book why she would not give him his phone number, I of course came up with every counter excuse in the book trying to leave her no room to escape his onslaught, both because it is fun for me and, that is what being a good wing man is about.

Well a week later I go into the same Hooters and call the girl over to the table. I bring up the whole situation jokingly and tell her that I talked to the manager and there was no rule about her not being able to give out her number. so after going on and on about her x's I get ready to leave and ask her if there is a rule about me leaving my number for her. she said no, I did and we talked after that. I got back together with my X and cancelled any plans of dating her but may hang out with her soon, both because she seems cool and also to see the look on my friend's face when he finds out i got her number.

reed_4 · 08-17-2005, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Ill fuck anything that moves

oh no!

08-16-2005, 02:09 PM	#1
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GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	When I was a naieve nineteen year old waitress, a Quebecois man asked me out. I said yes and he banged me for months before I left him. If he hadn't asked me out, I never would have bobbed his knob... sieze the day!

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Bob's Big Boy and Sambo's Restaurant were like a feeding ground for me back in the early 70's. But I stopped dating waitresses for the simple reason that whenever you take them out to dinner, you can never tip enough.

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jscott So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,198	i have done that successfully a couple times, 1 of my favorites is i did it in Destin Florida, asked the waitress out, met her out the next night and fucked her in the mens restroom, she was hot and cool as fuck too

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	I think it's alright if you're polite, and don't harass the poor girl. People forget these ladies are at work and they're getting paid to be nice to you. Don't make their workplace even more difficult by being an overbearing lout. __________________ .

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	its okay to flirt with a girl, but what really annoys me is when i'm eating and there is a table with a bunch of rude guys saying nasty shit to the waitresses and making them feel uncomfortable... its not like if they feel uncumfortable they can leave, since they are at work __________________ I like turtles.

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KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	Lets all go to hooters =)

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sfera Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 248877409 Posts: 8,597	dont flirt with them. they just playing that old man for TIPS!!! dont get played. YOu need to player her somehow! Good Luck

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jade_dragon Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: NEW ORLEANS/Baton Rouge BABY! Posts: 1,737	Sure did My friend drives a vet and loves trying to pick up on the smallest girl he can find in a place with such lines as "I drive a vet" or "look what i drove up in flips out wallet pic of car, wanna go for a ride". so he tried to pick up on this hooter's girl and she gave every excuse in the book why she would not give him his phone number, I of course came up with every counter excuse in the book trying to leave her no room to escape his onslaught, both because it is fun for me and, that is what being a good wing man is about. Well a week later I go into the same Hooters and call the girl over to the table. I bring up the whole situation jokingly and tell her that I talked to the manager and there was no rule about her not being able to give out her number. so after going on and on about her x's I get ready to leave and ask her if there is a rule about me leaving my number for her. she said no, I did and we talked after that. I got back together with my X and cancelled any plans of dating her but may hang out with her soon, both because she seems cool and also to see the look on my friend's face when he finds out i got her number. __________________ even ADULTS need TOYS icq: 3 6 3 2 6 6 6 7 \| aim: conglomorateman open for business, affiliates and friendships