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WiredGuy 08-16-2005 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaliza
Looks or Brains? Sleazy you are so dead the next time I see you.


hehehehe :winkwink:
WG

ffmihai 08-16-2005 11:54 AM

hey this is a great interview to read! congrats!

OY 08-16-2005 11:57 AM

Wow - some interesting questions there Chris. Btw, wanted to get together with you soon. Dinner is on me this time.

Oy--

Tanker 08-16-2005 11:59 AM

Chris I look forward to reading your interview! We have had the chance to hang out a few times in curacau hopefully I will be able to get there this year. I just gotta get MIP growing and Ill see you there!

Chris Mallick 08-16-2005 12:02 PM

2. How many nightclubs did you own? Which ones? Talk about this time in your life.

I have owned and operated about 6 nightclubs in all, starting from my 18th birthday (back in the olden-days you could have a liquor license when you were 18?). They were wide and varied in size, scope, vibe - everything.

My first place was a real live Disco in 77?, 78? and 79?. Lighted dance floor, puffy sleeves, gold neck chains - the whole thing. It was like ?Boogie Nights? and ?Saturday Night Fever? combined, with a twist of ?Blow? for you lovers of movie analogies?.

I owned a couple of other Disco-like places, a Pool Hall and then ?Billy Bob?s Texas - The World?s Largest Honky Tonk? in the mid-80?s?

Then a place in NYC and then to LA in the mid to late 90?s.

The LA Club was by far my favorite, although it was a huge pain in the ass ? legally; we did not have a dance permit, but that is a day long story for another time. But I met a lot of the people that later followed me to Paycom, like Keith Hill, who was my Manager and Johnny V (who I actually followed to Paycom) who was the Assistant Manager at the LA spot. It was a Hip Hop club; I think one of the first in LA We had every sports, music and gangster celebrity you could imaging through there. It was nuts, but a lot of fun and I met some incredible people that are my good, close friends today still.

I loved the club business. Shaliza wants me to open another. If Tony Morgan would do one with me I would be all over it again. Nobody, anywhere, has a better ear for music and understands what people want in their entertainment experience, imho.

The service business, which is what I am in now and was in then, taught me a lot. Put me in a room with a bunch of drunks, music and lights and I feel at home; thus my love for this business. hahaha61514;


More answers to follow?.

punker barbie 08-16-2005 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris Mallick
Well, be careful what you agree to do folks. hahaha61514;

OK, here goes?.

1. Why did you get fired from Paycom? Discuss


Well, thanks for serving me up a powder puff 1st questions Sleazy!

The answer is that I was caught looking at porn on the Internet during office hours; apparently, an unacceptable practice.

But seriously, I am unable to discuss the particulars of this event, which has since been resolved to everyone?s satisfaction. I am extremely happy that it happened, as I have learned that EVERYTHING happens for a reason. It has never been more true than at this time in my life. So while there are those that will be pissed that I am not dishing dirt here, others will appreciate that these things are best left unsaid and undisturbed. But thanks for asking.

More answers to come....

And Sleazy, I lease my watches from Ron C. :)

C

Great response Chris! Class all the way :thumbsup


As for the watch, if i remember correctly Ron said he only did it because he has to keep up with you...hahaha


Great seeing you in Florida. Tell Leslie i said hello :upsidedow

XOXO-
Shirley

Tom_PM 08-16-2005 12:04 PM

I'm getting good and scrolling quickly to find answers ;)
Sig spot posts are overated, lol.

JFK 08-16-2005 12:05 PM

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Chris Mallick 08-16-2005 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie
Great response Chris! Class all the way :thumbsup


As for the watch, if i remember correctly Ron said he only did it because he has to keep up with you...hahaha


Great seeing you in Florida. Tell Leslie i said hello :upsidedow

XOXO-
Shirley

We are "on" for Thursday, right?

C

PS: Lesley says "Hi" back.

benoitlc666 08-16-2005 12:10 PM

"Everything happens for a reason"
first browny point.
Looking forward to the rest of your answers Chris. Have fun!

Chris Mallick 08-16-2005 12:10 PM

Roger, Mom said to call her, it has been a month.

:)

C

Rui 08-16-2005 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick
1. Why did you get fired from Paycom? Discuss

But seriously, I am unable to discuss the particulars of this event, which has since been resolved to everyone?s satisfaction. I am extremely happy that it happened, as I have learned that EVERYTHING happens for a reason. It has never been more true than at this time in my life. So while there are those that will be pissed that I am not dishing dirt here, others will appreciate that these things are best left unsaid and undisturbed. But thanks for asking.

C

Talk about dodging the question, I understand you prolly have to keep lots of details private but.... :disgust

RogerV 08-16-2005 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris Mallick
Roger, Mom said to call her, it has been a month.

:)

C

You've always been good at that. Mom always did like you better. :(

we might have not had the same fathers but woman have always loved us :winkwink:

Peaches 08-16-2005 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui
Talk about dodging the question, I understand you prolly have to keep lots of details private but.... :disgust

I thought it was an excellent answer! :thumbsup

JFK 08-16-2005 12:15 PM

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Chris Mallick 08-16-2005 12:21 PM

OK, here are 3, 4, 5 and 6...

3. How much money have you processed over the years? Ballpark

Billions; maybe 6 or 7 plus? It is hard to say. But a lot of transactions, especially if you include drinks bought and sold?

4. Did you buy or lease the private jet?

I leased, not Paycom, me.

5. Are you the sole owner of epassport now?

Yes. ePassporte (with an extra ?e?) But my key team members have an upside stake as well.

6. Why did you take epassport? Discuss

It was the company that I started, worked on, gave birth to, along with a lot of great professionals and partners. But it, as opposed to Epoch, was MY baby, so to speak.

The future for this company and its products and services are so wide and varied that it can and will keep me very interested for a long time. It will not get old?

C

benoitlc666 08-16-2005 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick
OK, here are 3, 4, 5 and 6...

3. How much money have you processed over the years? Ballpark

Billions; maybe 6 or 7 plus? It is hard to say. But a lot of transactions, especially if you include drinks bought and sold?

4. Did you buy or lease the private jet?

I leased, not Paycom, me.

5. Are you the sole owner of epassport now?

Yes. ePassporte (with an extra ?e?) But my key team members have an upside stake as well.

6. Why did you take epassport? Discuss

It was the company that I started, worked on, gave birth to, along with a lot of great professionals and partners. But it, as opposed to Epoch, was MY baby, so to speak.

The future for this company and its products and services are so wide and varied that it can and will keep me very interested for a long time. It will not get old?

C


I like how a few simple clear words can kill rumors!

punker barbie 08-16-2005 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick
We are "on" for Thursday, right?

C

PS: Lesley says "Hi" back.


Yes, we sure are! I'll be sending you an e-mail shortly.

Stewie 08-16-2005 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick
And Sleazy, I lease my watches from Ron C. :)

C

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I can't lease any bling from Ron... His interest rates are really too high for me, and he always has his boys around to rough you up if you don't make your payments. :winkwink:

Great seeing you in Fl, Chris. :thumbsup

JFK 08-16-2005 12:27 PM

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Makingcoin 08-16-2005 12:27 PM

100......

Great ambush.

benoitlc666 08-16-2005 12:27 PM

Ready for more

TheGoldenChild 08-16-2005 12:27 PM

Chris I for one would gladly work for you as a promoter of a new club-
I am serious-
The only stipulation I'd have is for you to burn half of your striped shirts...

LOL

They were definitely in fashion a year ago- and I saw you rockin' them then-
:-))

I am truly serious- open a club and I'll retire from porn-
and that isn't a threat - It's a promise
:-))

Karupted Charles 08-16-2005 12:29 PM

God damn you picked the nastiest pick of me on the internet.

JFK 08-16-2005 12:29 PM

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JFK 08-16-2005 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPW Guru
God damn you picked the nastiest pick of me on the internet.

I thought you look rather distinguished :thumbsup

Chris Mallick 08-16-2005 12:34 PM

ROFLMAO! Those are old shots, btw...

Chris Mallick 08-16-2005 12:36 PM

7. Where did you go to high school? University? Degree(s) in?

I attended a great College Prep School in Texas. I did not go to College, however. I guess the Prep was too much. What really happened was my Dad had a major heart attack; he was 42 and we were not very well off financially at that time, as a family and I had to go to work. My kids are going to University, no matter what. Thankfully I have provided for that in case I have The Big One a little sooner than one would hope.

People always think that I did really well without going to University so maybe it is not important? I always have and always will disagree. I think that education is critically important and especially today. Street smarts and a great Prep got me through, but it would have been a lot easier if I had the opportunity to go to school. Don?t get me wrong, I am happy about my life, I just want to always be one that says ?Go to school!? ?Get a Degree!? It is a lot easier when you actually understand the terms people are using and don?t have to leave the meeting to look them up.

C

Peaches 08-16-2005 12:38 PM

Some of these are just SCREAMING for a caption contest :)

Chris Mallick 08-16-2005 12:41 PM

It looks like Lou is trying to kiss me, AGAIN!

:)

Stewie 08-16-2005 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPW Guru
God damn you picked the nastiest pick of me on the internet.

Oh, i'm sure there are nastier ones... :winkwink:

JFK 08-16-2005 12:47 PM

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JFK 08-16-2005 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick
It looks like Lou is trying to kiss me, AGAIN!

:)

He LOVES YOU ..............really loves you :1orglaugh

Karupted Charles 08-16-2005 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie
Oh, i'm sure there are nastier ones... :winkwink:

Hey you said those were for private use and would never go online.

D-Money 08-16-2005 12:54 PM

Chris Mallick is the current Players Ball "Player Of The Year".

:thumbsup


Great Ambush.

Nicky 08-16-2005 12:55 PM

Good read so far, keep it up :thumbsup

Michael O 08-16-2005 12:59 PM

Question #33

Chris will there be a presence on the boards by a ePassporte rep?
Since you took over ePassporte I've seen one post adressing a question about ePassporte from Shaliza.
Rand were always ready to answer any and all questions and willing to solve problems that webmasters had this gave a feeling of security so if we users had any kind of problem we could always rely on Rand being willing to help with getting it sorted out.

Chris Mallick 08-16-2005 12:59 PM

8. Which one of the three stooges are you? Larry, Curley or Moe?

Oh, a wise guy eh? Moe ? for sure ? Moe.

9. Why do you always seem to sit facing the door in a restruant or nightclub?

It should not ?seem? that way; it IS that way. I can?t sit with my back to the door. It is either a past life thing from the Old West; or a 80?s NY thing or I figured out at some point that I look thinner with my back to a structure larger than me.

10. What is the wildest party you've ever been to? Discuss

A Bachelorette Party, thrown at my place, when I was about 22, in New York, for an ex-girlfriend. I was the only guy there with about 19 women. I am calling the lawyers now to find out if the statute of limitations has run so I can answer more fully.

Stewie 08-16-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPW Guru
Hey you said those were for private use and would never go online.

Hey, you signed the model release, and I have 2257 from both you and the midegets...

JFK 08-16-2005 01:08 PM

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