New Seminar suggestions - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 08-15-2005, 10:12 PM

this one came up today in conversation -- needs a 2005 refresher

Let's scrap the traditional convention classes and really cut to the burning issues of today's webmasters. With classes like:

on security: "How to hide the evidence of drunken debauchery from your spouse" subtitled, "don't bring her panties and a used condom home in your bag"

on banking: "How to hide all your assets in offshore accounts and disappear without a trace"

on dialers: "How to launder your international dialer money"

on processing: "How to have a double pre-checked crosssell without chargeback worries"

legal briefs: "Are FSC and ASCAP the same people with different agendas?"

on content: "Making money with reality sites: How to abuse, degrade, and humiliate women for a fast buck"

and for 2005: "The new hot single girl sites: There's money in braces and bigwheels!"

VIP: And the by-invitation for-big-dogs-only "If you need to come to this class, you're not as big as you think"

Affiliate programs: "When ripping off surfers is not enough, how to fuck webmasters too"

newbies: "Pornschool 101: Learn from the people who don't care enough about you to actually prepare a presentation ahead of time or even show up sober to talk to you"

And the ultimate in new money making schemes -- "Pimping the Pimps: Host your own porn convention and make them pay to meet you!"

SleazyDream · 08-15-2005, 10:16 PM

steve has soooo much love for this game

Black Dog · 08-15-2005, 10:17 PM

Technical: "Abusing the US Patent System to gain stranglehold over an entire industry"

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punker barbie · 08-15-2005, 10:18 PM

you lost when i glanced at your sig! damn shes fine :P

Shooting_Manic · 08-15-2005, 10:22 PM

Quote:

and for 2005: "The new hot single girl sites: There's money in braces and bigwheels!"

Thats a riot!

JFK · 08-15-2005, 10:55 PM

I will be sure to attend these

newbies: "Pornschool 101: Learn from the people who don't care enough about you to actually prepare a presentation ahead of time or even show up sober to talk to you"

And the ultimate in new money making schemes -- "Pimping the Pimps: Host your own porn convention and make them pay to meet you!"

Dont forget my VIP pass

08-15-2005, 10:12 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	New Seminar suggestions this one came up today in conversation -- needs a 2005 refresher Let's scrap the traditional convention classes and really cut to the burning issues of today's webmasters. With classes like: on security: "How to hide the evidence of drunken debauchery from your spouse" subtitled, "don't bring her panties and a used condom home in your bag" on banking: "How to hide all your assets in offshore accounts and disappear without a trace" on dialers: "How to launder your international dialer money" on processing: "How to have a double pre-checked crosssell without chargeback worries" legal briefs: "Are FSC and ASCAP the same people with different agendas?" on content: "Making money with reality sites: How to abuse, degrade, and humiliate women for a fast buck" and for 2005: "The new hot single girl sites: There's money in braces and bigwheels!" VIP: And the by-invitation for-big-dogs-only "If you need to come to this class, you're not as big as you think" Affiliate programs: "When ripping off surfers is not enough, how to fuck webmasters too" newbies: "Pornschool 101: Learn from the people who don't care enough about you to actually prepare a presentation ahead of time or even show up sober to talk to you" And the ultimate in new money making schemes -- "Pimping the Pimps: Host your own porn convention and make them pay to meet you!" __________________ Abra-cadabra!

08-15-2005, 10:16 PM	#2
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08-15-2005, 10:17 PM	#3
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08-15-2005, 10:18 PM	#4
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08-15-2005, 10:55 PM	#6
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	I will be sure to attend these newbies: "Pornschool 101: Learn from the people who don't care enough about you to actually prepare a presentation ahead of time or even show up sober to talk to you" And the ultimate in new money making schemes -- "Pimping the Pimps: Host your own porn convention and make them pay to meet you!" Dont forget my VIP pass __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com