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Dragnet · 08-15-2005, 07:42 PM

Didn't you get hired by Adult.com recently? Well, what's everyone like and what is it like working there, inquiring minds want to know?

wdsguy · 08-15-2005, 07:44 PM

Is there wild orgies there like everyone says?

MikeVega · 08-15-2005, 07:45 PM

I know you moved to Cali .. are you in the office ever day ....???

wdsguy · 08-15-2005, 07:45 PM

I heard loryn works in the office naked.

Eric · 08-15-2005, 07:46 PM

today was his first day... He spent most of the day in Lensman's office. So give him a break he is sitting on ICE for the rest of the night.

wdsguy · 08-15-2005, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes

today was his first day... He spent most of the day in Lensman's office. So give him a break he is sitting on ICE for the rest of the night.

Eric · 08-15-2005, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

I heard loryn works in the office naked.

Only on Thursdays

S P A N N O W · 08-15-2005, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes

today was his first day... He spent most of the day in Lensman's office. So give him a break he is sitting on ICE for the rest of the night.

I remember the ice after my first day!

pussyluver · 08-15-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

I heard loryn works in the office naked.

How much does it cost to work at adult.com?

S P A N N O W · 08-15-2005, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

How much does it cost to work at adult.com?

Your first born!

wdsguy · 08-15-2005, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

I remember the ice after my first day!

I remember you whimpering and crying

wdsguy · 08-15-2005, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

How much does it cost to work at adult.com?

You have to pass lensman's personal "hands on" interview.

Loryn · 08-15-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes

today was his first day... He spent most of the day in Lensman's office. So give him a break he is sitting on ICE for the rest of the night.

Yes he was in that office for at least an hour today!

S P A N N O W · 08-15-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

I remember you whimpering and crying

Yeah I did cry but i toughed it out. You on the other hand ran out screaming with your clothes in shreds and never came back!!!

Jace · 08-15-2005, 07:51 PM

i want to work for adult.com...how can we make that happen?

<---drunky

S P A N N O W · 08-15-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

i want to work for adult.com...how can we make that happen?

<---drunky

Pick up some more ice @ 7-Eleven on your way in!

wdsguy · 08-15-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

Yeah I did cry but i toughed it out. You on the other hand ran out screaming with your clothes in shreds and never came back!!!

I just couldn't take the pain

Loryn · 08-15-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

I just couldn't take the pain

LOL

sicone · 08-15-2005, 08:02 PM

HA... I put Lensman through pain my first day.

but now I'm not allowed to take my shirt off in the lunch room anymore

salkent · 08-15-2005, 08:03 PM

it's been five years, and i'm still sitting on ice whimpering

S P A N N O W · 08-15-2005, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

HA... I put Lensman through pain my first day.

but now I'm not allowed to take my shirt off in the lunch room anymore

LOL - I so remember that day!!!!!!

S P A N N O W · 08-15-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by salkent

it's been five years, and i'm still sitting on ice whimpering

Poor Sal, he did let ya have it didn't he.....

RRRED · 08-15-2005, 08:08 PM

You guys are killin me!

I've only been in the office once and all I remember about ice is the icepack Lens had on his head when he left to get in his car and leave.

I haven't been invited back either

RRRED · 08-15-2005, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by salkent

it's been five years, and i'm still sitting on ice whimpering

OMG Sal!!! I love you! I haven't seen you forever...

wdsguy · 08-15-2005, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

You guys are killin me!

I've only been in the office once and all I remember about ice is the icepack Lens had on his head when he left to get in his car and leave.

I haven't been invited back either

You gave it to him rough !

BradShaw · 08-15-2005, 08:14 PM

Where can I send my resume?

S P A N N O W · 08-15-2005, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

I've only been in the office once...

You should drop by more often

Loryn · 08-15-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by salkent

it's been five years, and i'm still sitting on ice whimpering

Folks this is the man that set the bar. That romp was the best he ever had. (from an employee)

RRRED · 08-15-2005, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

You should drop by more often

Why? You want me fired? I told you 4 hours tops! LOL

Hey Texasdreams BTW I have a little something for you to do if you could be so kind as to help me out. Shouldn't take you more than an hour total.... Can you get ahold of me tonight if possible? I'll catch up with you tomorrow if not.

I gotta go get my passport tomorrow at 11 am out of town so I might be tied up till afternoon...

Until then I'll try to conquer this battle here myself.. You'll see what I mean when I show you.

TexasDreams · 08-15-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragnet

Didn't you get hired by Adult.com recently? Well, what's everyone like and what is it like working there, inquiring minds want to know?

Yes indeed, and this was day number one. And I must say that their toilets are now absolutely sparkling, but my hands are all wrinkled up now. Thank gawd for those scrubbing bubbles!!!

TexasDreams · 08-15-2005, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

Is there wild orgies there like everyone says?

Yes!!! And some of them even involve women.

TexasDreams · 08-15-2005, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

I know you moved to Cali .. are you in the office ever day ....???

Haven't done the full move yet. Working in the office every day and searching for the permanent place by night. Should be fully moved first week of Sept. Right now I have a nice motel room with a kitchenette. There's even a nice vending machine in my bathroom that sells these funny shaped balloons, but they're kind of oily for some reason?!?!

TexasDreams · 08-15-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

I heard loryn works in the office naked.

One of the BEST fringe benefits of the office!!!

But then again SPANNOW, Eric, and Sicone also work in the office naked.

TexasDreams · 08-15-2005, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes

today was his first day... He spent most of the day in Lensman's office. So give him a break he is sitting on ICE for the rest of the night.

SIGH!!!

I'll be more prepared for day two and beyond. I stopped off at the industrial supply store and picked up a few cases of...

Chris · 08-15-2005, 09:30 PM

lol what all do you do ?
did they just move you to cali to admin gfy >

TexasDreams · 08-15-2005, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Yes he was in that office for at least an hour today!

It was great to meet with Lensman, even though my jaw was a bit sore afterwards. At the end of the day I grabbed some food on the way back to the room, and for the first time I realized that those Taco Bell "Stuffed" burritos are actually pretty small. If you know what I mean...

08-15-2005, 07:42 PM	#1
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08-15-2005, 08:03 PM	#20
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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	Is there wild orgies there like everyone says?

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08-15-2005, 08:08 PM	#23
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	You guys are killin me! I've only been in the office once and all I remember about ice is the icepack Lens had on his head when he left to get in his car and leave. I haven't been invited back either

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BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Where can I send my resume?

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Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	lol what all do you do ? did they just move you to cali to admin gfy > __________________ [email protected]