Are You a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? - GoFuckYourself.com

serguei · 08-14-2005, 11:13 PM

Subject: Are You a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between
Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot .
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my
children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:

BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

woj · 08-14-2005, 11:22 PM

BigCashCrew Dude · 08-14-2005, 11:25 PM

damn, i guess I am a southern republican...i always thought I was a little more on the liberal side

nofx · 08-14-2005, 11:29 PM

I would have turned around and shot my wife and two kids

The Truth Hurts · 08-14-2005, 11:43 PM

I'd have shot him in both kneecaps then tortured him slowly with his own knife.

PixeLs · 08-15-2005, 02:26 AM

lol Too much shitting will definitely be boring.
I am proud to be on the republican side. ;)

TreasureBucks · 08-15-2005, 01:55 PM

you forgot about........

southern democrat

Remember ole Zell?

TreasureBucks · 08-15-2005, 02:04 PM

you forgot about........

southern democrat

Remember ole Zell Miller?

By the way, whats a guy from Hungary doing commenting on American politics??

Foreigners dont have a right to comment on certain subjects involving US politics. Maybe you think this was kind of a joke or something, but it must be some kind of hungarian humor... becuase its not really funny, nor does it look like anyone with a brain wrote it.

When people stop stereotyping others, the world will be a much better place.

wjxxx · 08-15-2005, 02:08 PM

I didn`t know that I`m southern republican. BTW TreasureBucks I think you forgot your enema

After Shock Media · 08-15-2005, 02:13 PM

Shot the terrorist. Proceed to knock the children out cold, then stab the wife to death. Remove knife prints and place back on the dead terrorist.
Then be very thankful I not only paid her life insurance premiums yet life itself was just so damn fortunate.

TreasureBucks · 08-15-2005, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wjxxx

I didn`t know that I`m southern republican. BTW TreasureBucks I think you forgot your enema

enema???

hahaha!!

08-14-2005, 11:13 PM	#1
serguei Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hungary Posts: 802	Are You a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Subject: Are You a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican Here is a little test that will help you decide. Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot . You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? __________________ RevshareCash.com FREE HOSTED GALLERIES! 55% Payout! Unique content - Defloration, underwater nudity & naked gymnasts!

08-14-2005, 11:22 PM	#2
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08-14-2005, 11:25 PM	#3
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08-14-2005, 11:29 PM	#4
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	I would have turned around and shot my wife and two kids __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

08-15-2005, 02:26 AM	#6
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	lol Too much shitting will definitely be boring. I am proud to be on the republican side. ;) __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

08-14-2005, 11:43 PM	#5
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,530	I'd have shot him in both kneecaps then tortured him slowly with his own knife.

08-15-2005, 01:55 PM	#7
TreasureBucks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,971	you forgot about........ southern democrat Remember ole Zell? __________________ TREASUREBUCKS.COM

08-15-2005, 02:04 PM	#8
TreasureBucks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,971	you forgot about........ southern democrat Remember ole Zell Miller? By the way, whats a guy from Hungary doing commenting on American politics?? Foreigners dont have a right to comment on certain subjects involving US politics. Maybe you think this was kind of a joke or something, but it must be some kind of hungarian humor... becuase its not really funny, nor does it look like anyone with a brain wrote it. When people stop stereotyping others, the world will be a much better place. __________________ TREASUREBUCKS.COM

08-15-2005, 02:08 PM	#9
wjxxx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,448	I didn`t know that I`m southern republican. BTW TreasureBucks I think you forgot your enema

08-15-2005, 02:13 PM	#10
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Shot the terrorist. Proceed to knock the children out cold, then stab the wife to death. Remove knife prints and place back on the dead terrorist. Then be very thankful I not only paid her life insurance premiums yet life itself was just so damn fortunate. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]