Mission Accomplished

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  • azguy
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 5167

    #1

    Mission Accomplished

    How many members of the Bush Administration, does it take to change a light bulb?

    One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed.

    One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs changing.

    One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

    One to give a billion dollar, no-bid contract to Halliburton, for the new light bulb.

    One to photograph Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a ladder under a banner which says, "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."

    One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail, how Bush was literally in the dark.

    One to viciously smear some Democrat, who made fun of the light bulb changing affair.

    One to campaign on TV and at rallies, on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.

    One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb, and screwing the country.

    And finally one to explain that 9/11 changed everything, including the light bulb, and that Bush knew nothing about it burning out, or the WTC falling down...in advance.
  • JuiceMonkey
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2004
    • 3581

    #2
    i hate jokes that are that long
    ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey

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    • llporter
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2005
      • 3221

      #3
      1,715 US Soldiers dead since "Mission Accomplished"

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      • directfiesta
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 30135

        #4
        funny joke ....

        Oups, Is it a joke or reality?
        I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

        But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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        • PixeLs
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2005
          • 11922

          #5
          ..THanks. Now I know where the tax payers' money are heading.
          Last edited by PixeLs; 08-14-2005, 11:36 PM.

          Make money on any traffic.
          Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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          • nofx
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2002
            • 16826

            #6

            Often times I wonder why
            There's love and hate, theres live or die.
            When sickness comes I must decide:
            When feelings go, theres suicide.

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