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Teen Angel · 02-07-2002, 08:42 PM

Can anyone give me some camping suggestions? I have never been before and wanted to know what I could keep our group entertained with besides strip poke and nude twister.

AaronM · 02-07-2002, 08:45 PM

Hey, would you tell anybody if you woke up with a.... oh ... nevermind.

Ted · 02-07-2002, 08:47 PM

I think Gary is the resident expert on camp, well thats what his avatar suggests

Teen Angel · 02-07-2002, 08:48 PM

LOL what are you talkign about? obviously a you know what but hwo does that relate to camping?

AaronM · 02-07-2002, 08:49 PM

Hey anybody intersted in band-camp.org?

AaronM · 02-07-2002, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Teen Angel
LOL what are you talkign about? obviously a you know what but hwo does that relate to camping?

Shall I show you?

Ted · 02-07-2002, 08:55 PM

Well to be honest I think that if people cant make there own entertainment after nude twister and strip poker then you might want to pick some different people to go camping with.

AaronM · 02-07-2002, 09:18 PM

Bring a banjo, 2 rocking chairs, and a bassatt hound.

kmanrox · 02-07-2002, 11:16 PM

the bassett hound? is that for sexual gratification?

theWatsonian · 02-08-2002, 08:16 AM

Alcohol.
It's all you need.
Well, maybe a television or a radio...

Bring a t.v., comfy couch and a cooler of beer and you'll have a swell time.

Slick · 02-08-2002, 08:23 AM

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Originally posted by theWatsonian
Alcohol.
It's all you need.

That's VERY true. There's nothing better than sitting around a campfire at night with a beer in hand, bullshitting with buds.

I'll give you one recommondation, bring an AIR MATRESS !! We did have one, but on the last night we stayed there, it got a hole in it, which REALLY sucked. I felt like someone beat the hell out of my back when I woke up.

Sovjetz · 02-08-2002, 09:28 AM

Camping is the bomb! There's nothing better than crawling out of your tent in the morning, with a hangover. Then smoke a cigarette while lying in the grass and enjoying the immense sensation of mother nature. Nothing better than that!

things to take/do/have when going to the campground:

- Lots and lots of alcohol
- enough cigarettes (chances pretty high there aint a shop around)
-a barbecue and everything that is needed for such
- couple of good friends to hang around the campfire singing wacky songs........
- a guitar is always handy, a ghettoblaster will do.
- Sun
- make sure there's a lake nearby, The cold ones are good for hangovers!

Damn, too bad the weather is shitty down here

have fun!

Smegma · 02-08-2002, 09:34 AM

Camping is no fun for me anymore.. I just can't seem to break away from work..

http://www.xfrnetworks.com/other/geektent.jpg

seriously though.. check this out.. it's fun as hell and you only need one GPS.

GEOCACHING

dank · 02-08-2002, 11:09 AM

Sweetheart,

All you need for a great time while camping is alcohol, a barbeque, a bunch of girlfriends, a couple of guy friends, naked twister, strip poker, and especially........

ME!!!

RedShoe · 02-08-2002, 11:20 AM

Whatever you do, don't forget to take a wireless access device, and a laptop. I went camping once with out my computer, and I damn near killed myself.

I can't be away from GFY for too long.

Just remember that bears are naturally afraid of the internet, so GFY acts as good protection from the wilderness.

Also I keep a big Picture of Aaron on my desktop, and I disable the screensaver, that will help keep Lions away.

-=HOAX=- · 02-08-2002, 12:16 PM

WHOA...Geocaching looks KILLER smegma! I'm buying a gps today damnit! And oh on the camping thing...toilet paper...lots of toilet paper! Nothing like having to scrape yer ass on a log because you fergot tp...

Smegma · 02-08-2002, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
WHOA...Geocaching looks KILLER smegma! I'm buying a gps today damnit! And oh on the camping thing...toilet paper...lots of toilet paper! Nothing like having to scrape yer ass on a log because you fergot tp...

Yeah.. it's pretty fun..

Here are my favorite GPSs. THe only way to go is garmin. You can great deals on these GPS on E-bay.

THESE ONES ARE BAD ASS. NOT ONLY ARE THEY GREAT GPSs, BUT YOU CAN HAVE TWO PEOPLE SEACH A GEOCACHE AT THE SAME TIME - AND EACH UNIT WILL TRANSMIT IT'S LOCATION TO THE OTHER UNIT SO YOU WILL ALWAYS KNOW WHERE THE OTHER PERSON IS. Up to 5 Miles.

Smegma · 02-08-2002, 01:38 PM

Here this URL for Garmin

http://www.garmin.com

Cyndalie · 02-08-2002, 01:58 PM

Puchase toys that are sound activated like a walking/barking dog.
Build a bond fire.
Make a plank leaning up to the fire.
Put dog on plank.
Make noise do dog walks up plank and watch him melt to death before he falls in.

Laughing skeletons and crap from halloween that are motion or sound activated or any other cheap toys you have laying around work great too.

Make a marshmellow version of a potato cannon and assault other campers.

-=HOAX=- · 02-08-2002, 02:54 PM

Smegma,

I live in Tahoe Ca, I already do alot of hiking and fucking off in the woods...I was looking around for caches in cali and there are a ton...but none in tahoe...so looks like I got my work cut out...

DUDE WHOA....here we go...there are so many fucking tourists here this is what I may do...set up a business that runs a geocacheing business...they come up here pay me an outrageous fee and I give them a GPS thingy and tell them to get the fuck outa my face...I need partners! hehehe...and in the caches...FREE PASSES TO MY "FAVORITE" PORNSITES! That or antipersonel mines...can't decide which.

Smegma · 02-08-2002, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Smegma,

I live in Tahoe Ca, I already do alot of hiking and fucking off in the woods...I was looking around for caches in cali and there are a ton...but none in tahoe...so looks like I got my work cut out...

DUDE WHOA....here we go...there are so many fucking tourists here this is what I may do...set up a business that runs a geocacheing business...they come up here pay me an outrageous fee and I give them a GPS thingy and tell them to get the fuck outa my face...I need partners! hehehe...and in the caches...FREE PASSES TO MY "FAVORITE" PORNSITES! That or antipersonel mines...can't decide which.

That's a bad ass idea. I am starting a new thread..

02-07-2002, 08:42 PM	#1
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02-08-2002, 09:28 AM	#12
Sovjetz Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 219	Camping is the bomb! There's nothing better than crawling out of your tent in the morning, with a hangover. Then smoke a cigarette while lying in the grass and enjoying the immense sensation of mother nature. Nothing better than that! things to take/do/have when going to the campground: - Lots and lots of alcohol - enough cigarettes (chances pretty high there aint a shop around) -a barbecue and everything that is needed for such - couple of good friends to hang around the campfire singing wacky songs........ - a guitar is always handy, a ghettoblaster will do. - Sun - make sure there's a lake nearby, The cold ones are good for hangovers! Damn, too bad the weather is shitty down here have fun! __________________ DUCLERCK.COM Erotic Photographyhttp://www.duclerck.com

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02-07-2002, 08:47 PM	#3
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	I think Gary is the resident expert on camp, well thats what his avatar suggests

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AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,923	Hey anybody intersted in band-camp.org?

02-07-2002, 08:55 PM	#7
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	Well to be honest I think that if people cant make there own entertainment after nude twister and strip poker then you might want to pick some different people to go camping with.

02-07-2002, 09:18 PM	#8
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,923	Bring a banjo, 2 rocking chairs, and a bassatt hound.

02-08-2002, 09:34 AM	#13
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	Camping is no fun for me anymore.. I just can't seem to break away from work.. http://www.xfrnetworks.com/other/geektent.jpg seriously though.. check this out.. it's fun as hell and you only need one GPS. GEOCACHING __________________ <a href="http://www.jupiterhosting.com"><img src="http://www.jupiterhosting.com/banners/55x55.jupiter.gif" alt="" border="0" align=""></a>

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dank Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,674	Sweetheart, All you need for a great time while camping is alcohol, a barbeque, a bunch of girlfriends, a couple of guy friends, naked twister, strip poker, and especially........ ME!!!

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	WHOA...Geocaching looks KILLER smegma! I'm buying a gps today damnit! And oh on the camping thing...toilet paper...lots of toilet paper! Nothing like having to scrape yer ass on a log because you fergot tp... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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02-08-2002, 02:54 PM	#20
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Smegma, I live in Tahoe Ca, I already do alot of hiking and fucking off in the woods...I was looking around for caches in cali and there are a ton...but none in tahoe...so looks like I got my work cut out... DUDE WHOA....here we go...there are so many fucking tourists here this is what I may do...set up a business that runs a geocacheing business...they come up here pay me an outrageous fee and I give them a GPS thingy and tell them to get the fuck outa my face...I need partners! hehehe...and in the caches...FREE PASSES TO MY "FAVORITE" PORNSITES! That or antipersonel mines...can't decide which. __________________ Insert Value Here.