whats the quickest way to catch a cricket keeping you up?

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  • Major (Tom)
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 32492

    #1

    whats the quickest way to catch a cricket keeping you up?

    The thing is thowing its chirps like shaggy from scooby doo when he threw his voice from that big vase. Im looking all over for the thing. I cant sleep and im about to go postal. suggestions?

    Duke
  • Major (Tom)
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 32492

    #2
    Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
    The thing is thowing its chirps like shaggy from scooby doo when he threw his voice from that big vase. Im looking all over for the thing. I cant sleep and im about to go postal. suggestions?

    Duke

    We could possibly be looking at a conspiracy. 2 or more of these bastards running around. I have a hard hat with a light on like a freaking coal miner.

    Duke

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    • Rob
      I'm a great bowler.
      • Nov 2003
      • 13310

      #3
      Throw a bunch of Larege Mouth Bass into your front yard. They love crickets!

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      • Warren
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 2284

        #4
        Sorry to hear that Duke, We had the same problem last week with those noisy little shits here too, our cat went up into the tree the noice was comming from and I have not heard them since.
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        • Major (Tom)
          So Fucking Banned
          • Nov 2003
          • 32492

          #5
          Originally posted by warren
          Sorry to hear that Duke, We had the same problem last week with those noisy little shits here too, our cat went up into the tree the noice was comming from and I have not heard them since.

          I hate crickets... I feel like bill murray in caddy shack now.
          Duke

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          • Warren
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2003
            • 2284

            #6
            Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
            I hate crickets... I feel like bill murray in caddy shack now.
            Duke

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            • SteveLightspeed
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 7940

              #7
              Wish upon a star?
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              • colpanic
                Confirmed User
                • May 2004
                • 1007

                #8
                I suggest a shotgun... hear a chirp.. shoot.
                I like ducks.

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                • OY
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                  • Oct 2002
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                  #9
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                  • facialfreak
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 3018

                    #10
                    C4 will take care of crickets ... fast and foolproof!

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                    • smack
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                      • Mar 2002
                      • 10652

                      #11
                      get yourself a gecko and let it loose in your house. you will never have another bug problem ever.
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                        • Jul 2004
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                        #12
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                        • Thechad
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 579

                          #13
                          Originally posted by smack
                          get yourself a gecko and let it loose in your house. you will never have another bug problem ever.
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                          I had one a week ago and the damn cat just sat on her chair and slept, didn't phase her at all. I tore the kitchen apart and found it after 3 hours. It died slowly.

                          After it was gone it was all to quiet in the house and I kind of missed it. (J/K)
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                          • seattle
                            Registered User
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 175

                            #14
                            other sides of the fence and fertilizer

                            a cricket couldn't keep my ass awake.. shit cars honking on the freeway barely wake me up... its a mindset. Try to capture quality recordings of it next time.. it'll hush up instantly. haha

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                              • VicD
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                                • Feb 2005
                                • 13245

                                #16
                                shoot 'em with a slingshot

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                                • SinisterStudios
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                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 3087

                                  #17
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                                  • Pete-KT
                                    Workin With The Devil
                                    • Oct 2004
                                    • 51532

                                    #18
                                    You can buy a spray from the hardware store and it will make them go away they dont like the smell from it or some shit like that Duke

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                                    • tungsten
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 10579

                                      #19
                                      they are annoying as hell, i hear ya
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                                      • Antonio
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 14136

                                        #20
                                        thanks god that's one thing that I don't have in my house, during the summer I think I have more than 100 different insects flying in and out

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                                        • sharpx9
                                          Registered User
                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 2085

                                          #21
                                          move out of BFE.

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                                          • grumpy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 9870

                                            #22
                                            gasoline and a lighter will do the trick.
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                                            • NickRac
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 584

                                              #23
                                              detonate a nuclear war head anythwere within 25 miles of it

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