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hilly · 08-08-2005, 04:29 PM

Hides it in her hat. Then faints at the check out. LOL!

SomeCreep · 08-08-2005, 04:30 PM

Cowabunga, surfs up d00d

tristan_D · 08-08-2005, 06:09 PM

she's really in need of some hard meat.

mardigras · 08-08-2005, 06:55 PM

A few years back a friend's foster kid went into a local convenience store and asked for a pack of cigarettes. The clerk carded him. While she was getting the cigarettes, he grabbed the cash register and ran from the store... leaving his driver's license on the counter.

Antonio · 08-08-2005, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

A few years back a friend's foster kid went into a local convenience store and asked for a pack of cigarettes. The clerk carded him. While she was getting the cigarettes, he grabbed the cash register and ran from the store... leaving his driver's license on the counter.

a man went to the bank, filled in a deposit slip with his real address and tel nimber, wrote 'this is a robbery' on the back of the slip, gave it to the cashier and robbed the bank leaving the deposit slip behind

also
once upon a time a big bad wolf lived in the woods.......

reed_4 · 08-08-2005, 07:36 PM

what a fuckin crazy people.

tungsten · 08-08-2005, 07:37 PM

gotta love stupid ppl

demented · 08-08-2005, 07:46 PM

Dumbo's...

kowntafit · 08-08-2005, 08:48 PM

Haha! Thats funny, I can imagine the check out chick, "What the fuck?"

The Ghost · 08-08-2005, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly

Hides it in her hat. Then faints at the check out. LOL!

Downtime · 08-08-2005, 10:19 PM

link to the article?

brand0n · 08-08-2005, 10:20 PM

she must of been hungry
see sig

PixeLs · 08-08-2005, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly

Hides it in her hat. Then faints at the check out. LOL!

Poor woman..

Gio_JoinRightNow · 08-11-2005, 12:19 PM

Maybe the girl is very hungry and has no money to buy for...........

Malicious Biz · 08-11-2005, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly

Hides it in her hat. Then faints at the check out. LOL!

She just couldn't handle the hard cock.

Scott McD · 08-11-2005, 12:35 PM

Do i need to even ask what nationality she was ??

MaDalton · 08-11-2005, 12:47 PM

that story is 20 years old - yawn...

Dravyk · 08-11-2005, 01:18 PM

True story. About 10 years ago, man files for a job with the city for a municipal job. And fills out the employment form honestly ...

Have you ever been in prison? No.

Have you ever committed a crime and got away with it? Yes.

If so, what crime? Murder.

They looked it up, there was an outstanding warrant on the guy for homicide from another state, next morning went to the address he put down, he was there, arrested him and sent him back to the other state.

Can you get any stupider?

SilverTab · 08-11-2005, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly

Hides it in her hat. Then faints at the check out. LOL!

haha you know what's funny....my friend worked in a grocery store and told me the exact same story....I tought it was true...but I guess it's just one of these urban legends....

Odie · 08-11-2005, 01:39 PM

my sister is head of security at one of the major grocery store chaincs here and the stories she tells are ridiculous...cops stealing food, ppl stealing steaks, tampons, etc ...lmao

Skillz Unlimited · 08-11-2005, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

also
once upon a time a big bad wolf lived in the woods.......

Manowar · 08-11-2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

A few years back a friend's foster kid went into a local convenience store and asked for a pack of cigarettes. The clerk carded him. While she was getting the cigarettes, he grabbed the cash register and ran from the store... leaving his driver's license on the counter.

JohnW · 08-11-2005, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

She just couldn't handle the hard cock.

Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!

;)

J.

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