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  • RookieApril
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    • May 2005
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    #1

    i'm not eating for 15 days.

    has anyone heard of 'the master cleanser'?

    it's a fasting, cleansing diet where you don't eat or drink anything except water, certain teas, and this concoction made up of lemon juice, maple syrup & cayenne pepper. i am on my 3rd day and i'm feeling pretty good....only 12 more days to go!
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  • Platinumpimp
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    #2


    Too much hamburgers in the past?
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    • wdsguy
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      #3
      so u are on the natural lax diet?

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      • Scott McD
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        #4
        And you would do this why ????


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        • tranza
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          #5
          You won't last 15 days.
          I'm just a newbie.

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          • Ice
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            #6
            Originally posted by Platinumpimp


            Too much hamburgers in the past?
            I wouldn't say so.... would you?

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            • DamageX
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              #7
              Originally posted by tranza
              You won't last 15 days.
              Yep. Good luck though.
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              • RookieApril
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                #8
                Originally posted by tranza
                You won't last 15 days.
                oh yes i will. you just wait & see.
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                • dready
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                  #9
                  3 days is the hardest part, it's real easy after that. Your body will tell you when it's hungry again, but make sure you start with really light things like juice, then salad, etc.
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                  • After Shock Media
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RookieApril
                    has anyone heard of 'the master cleanser'?

                    it's a fasting, cleansing diet where you don't eat or drink anything except water, certain teas, and this concoction made up of lemon juice, maple syrup & cayenne pepper. i am on my 3rd day and i'm feeling pretty good....only 12 more days to go!
                    Yes I have heard of it before. Basicly some bullshit claims sold to those who seem to buy whatever sounds good to them.

                    Peoples bodies just do not work the way these snakeoil salesmen preach.

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                    • Platinumpimp
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by iceicebaby
                      I wouldn't say so.... would you?

                      I know its just an assumption, but you aren't going to follow such a diet just for fun unless you are suffering from serious overweight. And each pound goes through the mouth.
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                      • Theo
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                        #12
                        and what's the purpose of it? for sure it doesnt benefit your health

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                        • the indigo
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                          #13
                          Diets are stupid. As soon as they are done, you start eating normally again and your body reacts as if you're eating 3x more and creates reserves... so you get fatter way faster than ever before.
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                          • BigRod
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Scott McD
                            And you would do this why ????
                            Yeah that pretty much sums it up!
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                            • Platinumpimp
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                              and what's the purpose of it? for sure it doesnt benefit your health
                              Thats what I was thinking as well. Then again, overweight isn't either.
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                              • xNetworx
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                                #16
                                Take your multi vitamins

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                                • killerkay
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                                  #17
                                  wow you think you need a diet? i might as well die


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                                  • RookieApril
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dready
                                    3 days is the hardest part, it's real easy after that. Your body will tell you when it's hungry again, but make sure you start with really light things like juice, then salad, etc.
                                    ya, it is hard. i've been doing a lot of research on it and it is suppose to be great for your body every 6 months or so. it really releases all the toxins and bad stuff that accumulate throughout your entire body....in all your organs, joints, and tissue.
                                    it's less of a weightloss diet and more of a detoxifying treatment.
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                                    • Mako
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                                      #19
                                      Doesn't work, there is no such thing as a "cleansing" diet that "removes buildup" from your colon, intestines, or other toxins throughout the bloodstream etc.

                                      It's simply good logical marketing preying on the weak-minded as usual.

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                                      • pornguy
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                                        #20
                                        Good way to make yourself nice and sick.
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                                        • Ice
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Mako
                                          Doesn't work, there is no such thing as a "cleansing" diet that "removes buildup" from your colon, intestines, or other toxins throughout the bloodstream etc.

                                          It's simply good logical marketing preying on the weak-minded as usual.

                                          I disagree.... I know a few people that have done it and feel much better after.
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                                          • After Shock Media
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                                            #22
                                            I will sum it up. It is a "natural medicine", and they believe most if not all disease is due to diet.
                                            General purpose is thus:
                                            To dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body.
                                            To cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system.
                                            To purify the glands and cells throughout the entire body.
                                            To eliminate all unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles.
                                            To relieve pressures and irritation in the nerves, arteries, and blood vessels.
                                            To build a healthy bloodstream.
                                            To keep youth and elasticity regardless of our years.

                                            BTW, they also recommend people to bathe the inside of thier bodies with a salt water drink each morning. Something like a quart of water and 2tsp of non iodinized sea salt.

                                            They also will tell you why each part (the lemons, the syrup, the cayenne and so on is good for your system).

                                            So before anyone just thinks I am being mean spirited and blasting this as pure bull shit, I have done my research on this snakeoil.

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                                            • BradM
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                                              #23
                                              Those Fasting diets are bullshit. You need all the vitamins and nutrients every day for a reason. Your body will get shut down and your mind slows.

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                                              • After Shock Media
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BradM
                                                Those Fasting diets are bullshit. You need all the vitamins and nutrients every day for a reason. Your body will get shut down and your mind slows.
                                                nu huh, they even say the need for protien and amino acids is highly exaggerated since only 16% of your body is protien.

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                                                • JohnW
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                                                  #25
                                                  I'm doing the Big Brother PB&J diet right now...unfortunately, I've gained a couple pounds...lol

                                                  ;)

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                                                  • BradM
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                    nu huh, they even say the need for protien and amino acids is highly exaggerated since only 16% of your body is protien.
                                                    Maybe it is Placebo... but when I don't take my vitamins for a few days I can really feel my quickness disappear. I have a fast firing brain and take the vitamins away and I notice.

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                                                    • OG LennyT
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                                                      #27
                                                      What if you eat Cheerios for 15 days straight, all meals?
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                                                      • After Shock Media
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BradM
                                                        Maybe it is Placebo... but when I don't take my vitamins for a few days I can really feel my quickness disappear. I have a fast firing brain and take the vitamins away and I notice.
                                                        What you quoted was me being sarcastic.
                                                        You do need your protien, you need your amino acids and you need your vitamins. Ok well maybe you do not need as many vitamins as people take but you do need them.

                                                        As for people thinking this cleansing diet works, well yes there is always a placebo effect. Then again maybe it is because they are actually paying attention to their bodies each day now. Though I really rule the majority off as idiots and typically they are the same people that will argue with me that the full moon is so much bigger and closer than the half moon in the nights sky.

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                                                        • After Shock Media
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by dvd316
                                                          What if you eat Cheerios for 15 days straight, all meals?
                                                          Then if and when you shit, it will be a mighty strong log.

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                                                          • Jace
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                                                            #30
                                                            master cleanser is cool as hell...about day 5 you start pooping stuff out that you didn't think was possible to be inside you

                                                            but you won't last 15 days...i had a buddy of mine that does it, and the first time he made it about 9 days..it takes a while to be able to hit the 15 day mark

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                                                            • riddler
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                                                              #31
                                                              haha i love ASM, he tells it like it is, this shit is bullshit, if anything its bad on your body, drinking fucking lemon juice is not good on the inner lining of your stomache thats for sure, lemon juice is not good when you have ate foods that coat the stomache let alone drinking it when you havent had anything to produce a covering for 15 days..

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                                                              • imageman
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                                                                #32
                                                                All things in moderation. Except beer !!!

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                                                                • riddler
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                  master cleanser is cool as hell...about day 5 you start pooping stuff out that you didn't think was possible to be inside you

                                                                  but you won't last 15 days...i had a buddy of mine that does it, and the first time he made it about 9 days..it takes a while to be able to hit the 15 day mark
                                                                  what you see coming out of your colon is the stuff your drinking coming out half digested.. without the normal acids the body needs from foods it wont break up shit, that maple syrup you drank is now coming out in a lump of mashed up good time fun..

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                                                                  • After Shock Media
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by riddler
                                                                    haha i love ASM, he tells it like it is, this shit is bullshit, if anything its bad on your body, drinking fucking lemon juice is not good on the inner lining of your stomache thats for sure, lemon juice is not good when you have ate foods that coat the stomache let alone drinking it when you havent had anything to produce a covering for 15 days..
                                                                    Fuck eat lemons, swill it like water and do down mayple syrup. Yet please do not label it as a "health medicine" and sell it to people who are sick. I really do not give a rats ass what people consume, I just dislike people packaging lies and selling it to the masses.

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                                                                    • riddler
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                      Fuck eat lemons, swill it like water and do down mayple syrup. Yet please do not label it as a "health medicine" and sell it to people who are sick. I really do not give a rats ass what people consume, I just dislike people packaging lies and selling it to the masses.
                                                                      yup, ill be glad when the FTC starts going after these snake oil makers..

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                                                                      • wallst
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        whatever happened to working out, and getting exercise to look good? oh yeah, that takes work...something most people dont want to do.
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                                                                        • After Shock Media
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by wallst
                                                                          whatever happened to working out, and getting exercise to look good? oh yeah, that takes work...something most people dont want to do.
                                                                          Shh this is not about looking good. This is about long life, rejuvinating the cells, cleansing the body of disease, and removing that bacteria infested money from your person.

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                                                                          • hottoddy
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Mako
                                                                            ...

                                                                            It's simply good logical marketing preying on the weak-minded as usual.
                                                                            Marketing what, lemon juice and water? The master cleanse can be done for next to nothing.

                                                                            Seriously, the master cleanse is good for a variety of things. Science has proved that short-term fasting can been good. Weight loss is good. Toxin flusing is good.

                                                                            The liver flush is another good one. Amazing the stuff that will flush.
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                                                                            • After Shock Media
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by hottoddy
                                                                              Marketing what, lemon juice and water? The master cleanse can be done for next to nothing.

                                                                              Seriously, the master cleanse is good for a variety of things. Science has proved that short-term fasting can been good. Weight loss is good. Toxin flusing is good.

                                                                              The liver flush is another good one. Amazing the stuff that will flush.
                                                                              Now you went and done it. You used the word science, so please pull up the double and or tripple blind studies for us. Also while you are at it please show us any respectable scientific journals that have said this please.

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                                                                              • riddler
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by hottoddy
                                                                                Marketing what, lemon juice and water? The master cleanse can be done for next to nothing.

                                                                                Seriously, the master cleanse is good for a variety of things. Science has proved that short-term fasting can been good. Weight loss is good. Toxin flusing is good.

                                                                                The liver flush is another good one. Amazing the stuff that will flush.
                                                                                yeah? provide documents of scientific studies please.. come on this shit is psuedo science

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                                                                                • abadfish
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  The other day I was at the health-food store and saw some kind of cleansing kit for fasting...I didn't buy it but got the idea to try water fasting and see how long I could go... I am approaching the 48 hour mark with no food and I feel like total shit right now but I am going to try and make it at least 5-7 days so my family doesn't think I'm a pussy and I think it will be a great way to start eating healthier and better. It's hard for me to avoid eating my allergies... (dairy) and I think this will be an easy way to start over without eating what I'm not supposed to. Also your stomach should shrink allowing you to eat less and feel more satisfied.
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                                                                                  • riddler
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by abadfish
                                                                                    The other day I was at the health-food store and saw some kind of cleansing kit for fasting...I didn't buy it but got the idea to try water fasting and see how long I could go... I am approaching the 48 hour mark with no food and I feel like total shit right now but I am going to try and make it at least 5-7 days so my family doesn't think I'm a pussy and I think it will be a great way to start eating healthier and better. It's hard for me to avoid eating my allergies... (dairy) and I think this will be an easy way to start over without eating what I'm not supposed to. Also your stomach should shrink allowing you to eat less and feel more satisfied.
                                                                                    so basicly you are fucking over your body? .. sit down for a second and think about what you are doing to your body logically.. doesnt make to much sense..

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                                                                                    • After Shock Media
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by abadfish
                                                                                      The other day I was at the health-food store and saw some kind of cleansing kit for fasting...I didn't buy it but got the idea to try water fasting and see how long I could go... I am approaching the 48 hour mark with no food and I feel like total shit right now but I am going to try and make it at least 5-7 days so my family doesn't think I'm a pussy and I think it will be a great way to start eating healthier and better. It's hard for me to avoid eating my allergies... (dairy) and I think this will be an easy way to start over without eating what I'm not supposed to. Also your stomach should shrink allowing you to eat less and feel more satisfied.

                                                                                      ACKKK!!!!

                                                                                      Ok your stomach is elastic it expands and shrinks, though once it has been streached often it really does not get smaller again naturally, at least not quickly. BTW all that water will fill up your stomach and guess what, oh yeah expand it.
                                                                                      As for your families thoughts, personally it is better to be thought a pussy for quiting than a fucking idiot for going through with it.
                                                                                      Great way for you to start eating healthier. What is the water magical and it will somehow alter what you eat in the future? Just fucking eat healthier simple as that.
                                                                                      As for your food alergies, are you alergic to dairy or are you lactose intollerant? If the latter just eat yogurt, aged cheeses, and very low lactose foods. It is not some excuse though.

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                                                                                      • Master at Work
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by iceicebaby
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                                                                                        • Spunky
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Damn..I don't think I could last 15 hours with out food..good luck

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                                                                                          • wjxxx
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I hope you have good health insurance

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                                                                                            • RookieApril
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i've done my research, so i know i'm safe. i've studied nutrition, health and diet in school so i know my facts. get your facts straight before you throw you negative opinions about something you know nothing about!
                                                                                              but i do appriciate everyone's input, advice and critisism.
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                                                                                              • After Shock Media
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by RookieApril
                                                                                                i've done my research, so i know i'm safe. i've studied nutrition, health and diet in school so i know my facts. get your facts straight before you throw you negative opinions about something you know nothing about!
                                                                                                but i do appriciate everyone's input, advice and critisism.
                                                                                                Unsure who this is directed at, but if it was me then show me where I went wrong.

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                                                                                                • FilthyRob
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  You will lose a few pounds for sure.
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                                                                                                  • riddler
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by RookieApril
                                                                                                    i've done my research, so i know i'm safe. i've studied nutrition, health and diet in school so i know my facts. get your facts straight before you throw you negative opinions about something you know nothing about!
                                                                                                    but i do appriciate everyone's input, advice and critisism.
                                                                                                    anyone that has studied nutrition of the human body would know its not good to fast and deprive the body of nutitrion..

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