More pics in a bit..

Well, Post them already.

For those hardcover fans the Bone Prone Family has a limited addition box set of the trip to Congo... If interested please make out check or money order for $100.05 and send it to...
Bone Prone Family in Congo
P.O. Box 10101
Chicago IL. 60630

Please no c.o.d's and no Ibill!!

Wanna see our trip when we connected Canada with Holland?

It was a deep sea operation...

downloading it... 30% done... You could win Oscar with this one :winkwink:

We wan't to see the good's already.. We can Talk about National Geographic stuff later..

agreed

Some funy shit you guys made there

whats funny about this.

Niteline is out of bussiness, we lost 7 lives, and this is comicial to you?

more pics when I wake up.
Time for sleep.

I have a Congo-in virus.
Im very sleepy.

Im waiting for the new Boneprone T-Shirts that will read...

"I just got back from the Congo and all I got was this lousy blue Qwest hat"

Coming soon to your local BoneProne Outlet Stores worldwide...

I didn't thought of that.
They didn't die for nothing.

Soon at cinemas all around the world.
The amazing story of BONEWICH

i heard the congo virus is worse than having crabs....you should take a look at it

So where are they?

Where are what?

BONEPRONE-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. I got 3 hours sleep .I'm sure I'm gonna crash and burn soon..

ROFL, that's too fucking funny. It sounds like you've had a great time fixing the lines. Talk about a sponsor that really cares and gets the job done when there's problems. If only IBill had the same urgency with their problems. Maybe the Boneprone Family should take on their problem next, he he he.

My Jesus Dialer minutes are soaring up to godly levels once again, THANKS !

Hmmm, Not a bad idea. Perhaps we should start contracting our services out to companies in need. I am not sure that iBill can afford us though.

I just downloaded the full video...too fucking funny!

shit i josy woke up too.
Aaron lets release some more pics!

:1orglaugh

That was hilarious.. nice job guys :thumbsup

i download the rest of the movie,i cant wait to see it,it's gonna take a lot of time in my dialup but it worths like hell


more pics!!

I'm starting to think there are no new photos.

yo aaron.
Ya have more pics?

Do I need JesusPlugIn 1.3 to view the video in my Media Slayer ?

Haa! Yes!

lol =)



__________________

Make money

Who is the guy with the Eye patch?

Is he a Butt Pirate?

You jerk, you stole my question ! :eatmouse

thats dank

What is the url to the Jesus dialer ? I will have a look

u dont know?

DAMN! I almost forgot about the hippo attack! This thing was pissed but Pirate Nyght lured it away from us long enough for us to repair the underwater lines.

http://www.aaron-matthews.com/pics/hippoattack.jpg

A Real Letter From The Congo!
Got it today!

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU
SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,
THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT
CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS
THEOPHILUS AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF
CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D?IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY
AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN
MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER
DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO
CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER

FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW

HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER
EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S
TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE

MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO
STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER,
LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON
TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S
CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE
FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY
IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND

CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM THIRTY MILLION
UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$30,000,000,00.) WITH A
SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE
SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM
KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO
INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY
RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.ACKNOWLEDGE THIS
MESSAGE, SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON
WHO HAS THE OUT MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF
THE SAID FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS
MONEY, BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I
WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN
MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE
AND
NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT
EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY
THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN
CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL
PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU
WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND
ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION
FOR YOUR SERVICES.

FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS M. SESE SEKO

You have a return address on the letter Bone?? I need to get in on that SECURITY CODED money for myself.. Dosent hurt to ask eh??

Do all Congo Royality write in all Cap Letters??

yes i believe so!!
Ad i already wrote them.

They specifically asked for me, by my real name.

Its strange.

I think its all a plot to take over the BoneProne Family and all of its assets..

Everyone watch what you say... I think they are the monitoring board..

Or maybe the whole time thier son that you are soposed to help is gay and he found you sexy and well suited to be is Love Slave in the States... 30,000,000 Sounds like enough to me if that were true... heh..

HOLY SHIT THEY WROTE BACK!!!


Dear sir,

I am Theophilus Nzanga Mobutu Sese-seko and I will be
the one to facilitate the transaction on behalf of my
family. My mother has forwarded the email she recieved
from you to me in other that we can liase together and
conclude the transaction at hand. Our ultimate goal is
to invest the money in real estate business that is
why we contacted you in the first place.

We are political refugees from Zaire now (Democratic
Republic of Congo). Since the demise of President
Mobutu sucessive governments of my coountry have
maintained a steady policy of clampdown on his fortune
and his legacy that is the reason why we want to
invest this money with somebody neutral.

My mother deposited the money in a consignment with a
security company in Amsterdam, Holland and the
government of my country is unaware of this money, if
not they would have confiscated it. hence you see the
reason why confidentiality is necessary in ensuring a
smooth completion of this transaction. Furtherance to
this we seek your assistance to travel down to
Amsterdam and take ownership of the consignment
containing the money, open an account in Amsterdam
lodge the funds in and subsequently transfer in bits
to your valid account in your country of abode.

How do we plan to achieve this?

My perfect modalities to ensure a risk and hitch free
duration of this deal are as follows.

1. You will have to send me the first three pages of
your international passport (scan and send via email)
as a guarantee that the money will be safe with you
and at the same time as collateral considering the
huge amount of money we intend to leave in your care
for further for investment.

2. After I receive the first three pages of your
international passport from you, I will contact a
Lawyer to draft a Power of Attorney, changing the
beneficiary name to your name. And I will send you a
copy which you will sign and send back to me. I will
turn send it to the Security Company in Amsterdam,
notifying them in the changes of beneficiary from
mother's to yours.

3. The security company in Amsterdam will now take
care of all the paper work down there and in due
course I will furnish you with their contact number.
So that you can book an appointment with the Security
Company on when you are to arrive Amsterdam.

4. We have agreed to give you 20% of the total money
as your commission for your assistance and
cooperation. I await your prompt response to my mail,
as we have to commence immediately, as you are aware
time is of equal importance as confidentiality in this
transaction. Also feel free to call me on my
confidential telephone number 011 234 1 7758395.

Regards,
Theophilus Nzanga Mobutu Sese Seko

WTF?
Are one of you guys fucking with me??

If so this is damn good!

WTF.. Is this some terrorist shit?

I dont know man.. At least he dident use all Caps like his mom though..

They want to invest in real estate?? Shit.. Just tell em to put it all into the BoneProne and Jesus Dialer stock.. Best bet if they want to make some good cash back....

I'd like to know what that Kalahari Bushman who fucked with the camera was doing so far from home :rasta

nigell

Ok, I replied back again asking if this was for real, and told them Id like to help but sounds like a scam. This is what they wrote this morning:

Dear sir,

Call me and then i will be able to let you know that
we are for real.

Regards,
Theophilus Nzanga

could someone call and check this out?

Tell em you got the emial. Record it and let us hear what happened.

Well as I I am Vice Consul to the Solomon Islands and have good contacts in all things dimplomatic - I took it upon myself to further negotiations with MRS Seko and Mr Nzanga

I had some of my associates look into their story and so far it all seems to pan out.

There will be no need for you to suply a passport as previously requested as I have stood good for you on this one - so They are moving straight to step 2 and the lawyers are preparing up all the necessary papers for you now.

Boneprone, If you wanna hit me up on iCQ I'll gladly get you a copy of the tapes I made :)

___

Boneprone Family Diplomat

Hey Exxxotica,

I am the guy in the eye patch and to answer your question no.

Oh and btw you can Go Fuck Yourself!

kitty are you serious?

Aaron,

I'm sure glad that you and Bone got the jesus dialer fixed. After all that I did to help you I expected more than to wake up the next morning and find that you you guys had taken all my equipment, my return ticket and left me for lion bait.

Its taken me three days to get back a village with a phone and soon as Amex gets me my new card I'm buying another ticket out of this hell hole and coming after you guys.

But before I leave I'm cutting that fucking jesus dialer line into so many little pieces that you'll be able to use it to splint up that that wimpy finger of yours when you come back for the sequel.

You better oil up that mp5 of yours and keep looking over your shoulder man.

Rasalon :thumbsup
The unseen member of the congo line

BTW, Who did you bring back with my ticket the short fat one that was chasing you or did Bone bring back that slinky lioness that he was oogling when we had our last meal at todia.

Sorry, didnt mean any disrespect. If im ever up in Portland, Ill buy you a drink. Just be sure to keep an eye out for me.