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woj 08-10-2005 02:02 PM

50.........

Phoenix 08-10-2005 02:04 PM

remember the x files?

the missing people are really just being traded to aliens...they will just blame it on god

you had the wrong dream

SteveLightspeed 08-10-2005 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good

whoa. I can handle the rest, but incontinent? That's just too far.

So millions of right-wing religious nutjobs will suddenly just disappear? Cool!
Is there something we can do to make this happen sooner?

Steve Lightspeed

Rapture 08-10-2005 02:08 PM

cspdinc:

What do you have in your life that makes you so happy? What makes you so sure I'm wrong? Is it your money? Is it the girl you pay to have sex on camera? it's true that you have a soul. What is the condition of your soul? Where is you heart?

Jesus is your answer.

Focus Adult Steve 08-10-2005 02:10 PM

"Millions will disappear"

Dose this include "CAPTAIN SAVE A WHORE" AKA ArronM and all his reserved rights :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Rapture 08-10-2005 02:13 PM

Lightspeed:

What do you think is meant by "the last days"?

One day you will remember what I'm talking about and just like today you will either accept God or reject Him.

Think about that Steve.

Doc911 08-10-2005 02:14 PM

put the bong down and step away from the emachine!

Shoehorn! 08-10-2005 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
listen to death metal

http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/buttrock.gif

moneymotivates 08-10-2005 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture
I had a dream the other night...where Jesus was playing back my entire life to me and everything I said and did with my life. The Father, God, was about to judge my whole life according to my deeds and I would be rewarded or punished accordingly. Somehow, I realized that so many things that I normally thought nothing about I suddenly felt so ashamed of as I stood before God and I didnt want Jesus to see any of it as my whole life was played back to me in what seemed to be a hologram. When I woke up from this dream I felt very strongly that God was telling me to to surrender my life to Jesus and live for Him or I would miss His 2nd coming, which He said would happen very soon.

In a twinkling of an eye millions of those who are faithful to God will disappear off the face of the earth and those graves of the ones who were faithful to God will be opened and the bodies in the graves will disappear and those people will meet the Lord in the air and go to heaven where they will reign with Jesus for 100 years while hear in the earth massive suffering will begin...not hell. But a prelude to hell. There will be a chance to be saved but it will be harder to serve God then than it is now. The news will report of the millions of people who disappeared without a trace and about the empty graves. Radicals from faiths left behind on the earth will all have their theories on what happened. People will claim they are the Christ. Don't believe them. Plagues, famines and a new world order will happen. Give your hear to Jesus. All these things and so much more will happen soon. Pray to God while there is time.

Since I had that dream and learned of things to come I have stopped involving myself in any facet of the porn business.

I quit.


2 Timothy 3

1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, 4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; 5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. 6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, 7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.


2 Peter 3

3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, 4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. 5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: 6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: 7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

God bless you

http://biblegateway.com/

Rapture 08-10-2005 02:22 PM

Romans 8:36-39


36 As it is written, For thy sake we are killed all the day long; we are accounted as sheep for the slaughter. 37 Nay, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us. 38 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, 39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

Rapture 08-10-2005 02:24 PM

moneymotivates:

God Bless you too. Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you know Jesus?

Napolean 08-10-2005 02:27 PM

so bottom line, right to the point

we're all gonna burn in hell for eternity if we dont believe, but at least we're loved

hooray :)

NetRodent 08-10-2005 02:31 PM

Zeus demands a cow be sacrificed for all the monotheistic blasphemy in this thread.

Rapture 08-10-2005 02:32 PM

We are all given free will. God is not going to make you love Him back. He wants genuine accetance from you. But because sin will make you reject just and caring God, one could be ternally seperated. How can you say that hate somone you dont know. Ask Jesus to be the Lord of your life and get to know God today.

PenisFace 08-10-2005 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean
so bottom line, right to the point

we're all gonna burn in hell for eternity if we dont believe, but at least we're loved

hooray :)


Would you rather slave in heaven, or reign in hell?

(I heard that somewhere, so technically I didn't come up with that badass question, but it still is the best question in the history of questions) :2 cents:

imageman 08-10-2005 02:36 PM

Hey Rupture
 
Is your real name Jeff Newman AKA Busty-amatuers.com

Here's my message for you :321GFY

Shoehorn! 08-10-2005 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace
Would you rather slave in heaven, or reign in hell?

(I heard that somewhere, so technically I didn't come up with that badass question, but it still is the best question in the history of questions) :2 cents:

I think Anton LaVey (he founded the Church of Satan) said that. :2 cents:

Furious_Male 08-10-2005 02:43 PM

It is one thing to have your own belief system but you should know better then to force beliefs on another human. You may be in for a rude awakening.

Secondly if you are waiting for christ to come again you may certainly spend a near eternity in blackness upon your death.

Open your mind a bit.

NetRodent 08-10-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I think Anton LaVey (he founded the Church of Satan) said that. :2 cents:

If LaVey said it, he was paraphrasing Satan in Milton's Paradise Lost.

Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

Scootermuze 08-10-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture
Jesus loves the sinner and hates the sin.

Someone asked, "What has God ever done for me?"

2000 years ago in this ancient world God sent His son, born from a virgin, to give the perfect example of what God orginally intended man to be in the Garden of Eden before Adam brought sin to the world.

Firstly... the 'virgin' thing was assumed and put in the bible later in the place of 'amah' which is in the original manuscripts..
Amah just means housemaiden, young woman, female servant, nanny.. yada yada...
Amah doesn't mean virgin.. So the 'Virgin Mary' may not have been a virgin afterall...

And... In those days.. 'Adam' was pronounced Adom' and meant "man" not "a man" Soooo.. Did God create Adam, some guy.. or Adam (adom') man/mankind??

Just my 2...

Master at Work 08-10-2005 02:48 PM

Is this for real? :1orglaugh

nexcom28 08-10-2005 02:51 PM

I live for the moment, if it feels right then do it.. who gives a fuck what happens when I die, I sure as hell don't.

mardigras 08-10-2005 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.


-John 3:16

And the Bible also says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. No matter how born again you are, you sin every day.

Read the verses you posted (and I quoted) again. Nowhere does it say that "sinning" invalidates your acceptance of Christ. If you want to take the Bible literally, your participation in this forum is a sin, falling under the "casting your pearls before swine" category. :winkwink:

Sawblade2dahead 08-10-2005 02:53 PM

I own rapturecams dot com, does anyone want ot buy it :1orglaugh

PatrickKing 08-10-2005 02:54 PM

I just got off the phone with God...
He has approved of my new site,
and gave it his blessings .

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=501788

He also asked for a free pass,
of corse I gave it to him he is God after all :)



* God has approved this spam post :)


:thumbsup

JD 08-10-2005 02:57 PM

explain to me how selling porn is a sin.

sweetcuties 08-10-2005 02:59 PM

The funniest thing about this thread is many of you think you can talk sense into this bible humper in reality you can't. Remember, the most judegmental people have serious issues... he's prob all good on the outside and most likely battling inner demons :2 cents:

Rapture 08-10-2005 03:05 PM

FuriousMale:

I'm not forcing beliefs on anyone anynore than people here are forcing other to sign up for a pay program.

Rapture 08-10-2005 03:07 PM

Why should the God of Love be met with so much hostility?

Donny 08-10-2005 03:09 PM

What type of car do you drive? If it's nice, can I have it when you leave the earth in the rapture? I KNOW I'll still be here...

Rapture 08-10-2005 03:10 PM

Speaking of inner demons..............

Bladewire 08-10-2005 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture
Either some of you are very confident in what happens to you when this life is over or you only think about now... with very little or no consideration for the things to come.

Without sex there would be no life.

God put us in the position of peddling sex to promote his wonderful creation, and he pays us well.

Those who don't have sex will not be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.

Mt.7:1
Judge not, that ye be not judged.

Lk.6:37
Judge not, and ye shall not be judged.

Romans 2:1
Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.

James 4:12
"Who art thou that judgest another?"

Looks like you have some praying to do brother

You are also not a true believer unless you can do these things:

Mk.16:17-18 "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."

Lk.10:19 "Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you."

And what do you expect divorced people to do sexually as the bible states they cannot remarry?

Lk.16:18
Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.

Strange anyone believes in a religion that promises elders of a church can heal anything... when they can't.

Jas.5:14-15 "Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up."

I personally don't believe in a religion that promotes cannibalism

Dt.28:53 "And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters."

Dt.28:57 "And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them."

2 Kg.6:28-29 "This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him."

Is.9:19-20 "Through the wrath of the LORD of hosts is the land darkened, and the people shall be as the fuel of the fire: no man shall spare his brother. And he shall snatch on the right hand, and be hungry; and he shall eat on the left hand, and they shall not be satisfied: they shall eat every man the flesh of his own arm."

Ezek.5:10 "Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers."

Zech.11:9 "I will not feed you: that that dieth, let it die; and that that is to be cut off, let it be cut off; and let the rest eat every one the flesh of another."

If you think pornography is screwed up just look at your own religion.

Rapture 08-10-2005 03:18 PM

6 If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth: 7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. 8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. 9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.

These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit. 20 But ye, beloved, building up yourselves on your most holy faith, praying in the Holy Ghost, 21 Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life. 22 And of some have compassion, making a difference: 23 And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh. 24 Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, 25 To the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

Rapture 08-10-2005 03:19 PM

And I haven't judged anyone here.

chshkt 08-10-2005 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture
I had a dream the other night...where Jesus was playing back my entire life to me and everything I said and did with my life. The Father, God, was about to judge my whole life according to my deeds and I would be rewarded or punished accordingly. Somehow, I realized that so many things that I normally thought nothing about I suddenly felt so ashamed of as I stood before God and I didnt want Jesus to see any of it as my whole life was played back to me in what seemed to be a hologram. When I woke up from this dream I felt very strongly that God was telling me to to surrender my life to Jesus and live for Him or I would miss His 2nd coming, which He said would happen very soon.

In a twinkling of an eye millions of those who are faithful to God will disappear off the face of the earth and those graves of the ones who were faithful to God will be opened and the bodies in the graves will disappear and those people will meet the Lord in the air and go to heaven where they will reign with Jesus for 100 years while hear in the earth massive suffering will begin...not hell. But a prelude to hell. There will be a chance to be saved but it will be harder to serve God then than it is now. The news will report of the millions of people who disappeared without a trace and about the empty graves. Radicals from faiths left behind on the earth will all have their theories on what happened. People will claim they are the Christ. Don't believe them. Plagues, famines and a new world order will happen. Give your hear to Jesus. All these things and so much more will happen soon. Pray to God while there is time.

Since I had that dream and learned of things to come I have stopped involving myself in any facet of the porn business.

I quit.


2 Timothy 3

1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, 4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; 5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. 6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, 7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.


2 Peter 3

3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, 4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. 5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: 6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: 7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

there won't be any rapture dumbass
yes it's said that soon Jesus (Sananda) will have second coming but no one will dissappear, this is the church and the new world order fearful tactics that keep the masses controlled and manipulated
everyone can do whatever he wants only if that doesn't interfere with the free will of others
and if you really want to know more about the second coming go read -

http://www.insights2.org/SecondComing
http://www.starshipcapricorn.org
http://www.nesara.us
http://www.nesara.de
http://nesara.insights2.org
http://2012.com.au

cool1 08-10-2005 03:21 PM

Cool dream
wish I had dreams like that
It would make a good fiction book and probably make me a lot of money.
already I can see a fairly good SF story line appearing.
Just like the bible. :thumbsup

tranza 08-10-2005 03:22 PM

You quit what? Being a surfer?

Rapture 08-10-2005 03:24 PM

There is no reason to believe that God promotes canabalism...it is recorded that it took place.

I have judged nobody, but I've looked into my own heart and seen evil and have personally made amends with God.

When you look into your heart, what do you see?

Have you talked to God? When the Holy Spirit speaks, do you listen?

Bladewire 08-10-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture
And I haven't judged anyone here.


yes you have judged us, and yourself wrong, in relation to pornography

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture
Either some of you are very confident in what happens to you when this life is over or you only think about now... with very little or no consideration for the things to come.


rickholio 08-10-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture
A scoffer is someone who mocks or makes fun of something..in this case, if you read, that something is the coming of the Lord Jesus Christ. Who know what lust is. In the last days there will be scoffers, those who make fun of and mock the idea of the coming of the Lord.

You know, I know enough about the bible to know that the vast, vast majority of his so-called supporters are in direct opposition to his views of life.

It's easy to scoff at the 'true believers' who basically operate their lives at the behest of today's pharasees, who claim to be the only true arbiters of the word of god, whose "fatwas" (for lack of a christian equivalent term) are based on twisted, narrow and hate-filled interpretations of the bible.

Would jesus condemn gays?

Would he bomb brown people?

Would he assassinate doctors who performed abortions?

Would he amass insane amounts of wealth in his own name, giving lip-service to the poor while secretly giving worship to mammon?

The bottom line is that far too many of the people who profess a belief and love of christianity are really just people looking for a publically acceptable excuse to feel superior. Tribalism in the guise of faith, hypocritical to the core, will never capture more than the easily lead and the weak of will.

I'm no great believer in god... but if there is a god, and if it gives anything close to 2 squirts of piss about humanity, the best thing it could do would be to cleanse the earth of all of these fake 'followers', whose aggregate damage has done more harm to the planet than all the secular greed and ambition combined since the beginning of time.

If you want to be true to what jesus preached, then all you really need to do is keep some basic rules in mind: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you", and "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." :2 cents:

Doc911 08-10-2005 03:37 PM

Your god is dead.

Genesis 6

And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,

That the sons of God saw the daughters of men on the internet and that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.

There were giants in the earth in those days like The HUN and TentPants.com; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

"There were giants in the earth in those days." And they (or the sons of God) had sex with "the daughters of men." Well, I suppose it's good to know that. Sex is good and so is porn

And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

God decides to kill all living things because the human imagination is evil. Later (8:21), after he kills everything, he promises never to do it again. Guess when you really fuck up people notice.

And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

You go around kill my wives and children and I'll put a fucking bullet in your head.

You god is damned and is dead to the world.
get over yourself

Helix 08-10-2005 03:38 PM

Enough already....just post the link to the Jesus affiliate program and be done with it. Sheeeesh

Bladewire 08-10-2005 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture
I have judged nobody, but I've looked into my own heart and seen evil and have personally made amends with God.

Yes you have

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture
Sperminator: you, like everyone else are the same as everyone here in that you have missed the experience with God that I'm talking about.

You assume that people here have never experienced, and/or currently don't experience, a relationship with god.

You are judging everyone here without out knowing even one of us personally.

Lev.24:16 "He that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him."

Doc911 08-10-2005 03:55 PM

I'll probably go to hell for this


http://www.tentpants.com/gfy/jesus.jpg

Bladewire 08-10-2005 03:56 PM

Somone told me that Rapture is really European Lee .. is this true?

Agnosticism 08-10-2005 03:58 PM

Rapture how about this... "religious" people have there ideals about pushing their beliefs on you, Hell if they could they would probably strip your free will away from you as well. Seems like the biggest gift that God has given us "freewill" besides life probably and you are going ahead and saying "Fuck you, I'm right your wrong" stripping away the choices with what we were given.

We all have choices we have to make, I don't necessarily think we can be judged on such either considering all the factors. Wrong choices can be influences by mental health, love, peer pressure? So their true selves never make the choice but rather influence that gave the individual some clouded frame of mind. I mean Hell... people that are depressed and end up committing suicide goes automatically to Hell to become a tree? Some minds are weaker then others and obviously in judgement was clouded so why should he spend eternity as a tree for a clouded judgement he made in his 20 year life span? I can go on about that...

Also everything is based off of cause and effect with the ripples of freewill. People have made choices in my opinion to taint or possible completely come up with the thought of religion. So does this necessarily make things wrong or possibly right? In my opinion everything is right in the big picture no matter how horrible or how pleasant it may seem.

Personally I don't think the meaning of life is as pleasant or fullfilling as people think but this is all just my opinion.

Bladewire 08-10-2005 04:02 PM

Why are Arabs the only ones that get 1,000 virgins when they goto heaven?

rickholio 08-10-2005 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit
Why are Arabs the only ones that get 1,000 virgins when they goto heaven?

Better collective bargaining team, perhaps. :upsidedow

Bladewire 08-10-2005 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
Better collective bargaining team, perhaps. :upsidedow

I think you're right. God must feel sorry for them giving them all that infertal land and hot weather.. must think it's an even payoff or something. :1orglaugh

Joe Citizen 08-10-2005 04:44 PM

Boobmaster? :1orglaugh


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