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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hollywood, Ca.
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The ketchup guy from Internext. He urinated his trunks by the pool. Who is he? (pic)
People were dumping ketchup on his head. This is the same guy that while attending the Montreal show ended up getting written all over. I ended up paying for his cab home (along with former Eric-Gamma) at that show. That was about $40 or something out of my pocket, not to mention 3 cabs that refused service.
Is this how our industry markets? Just get your logo on the camera any way you can? I have the video. But you need Quicktime 7 for it, I shot it in HD. Hell, I figure the guy never thanked me for helping him last time, might as well get the footage as it seems it is his style. The video shows his boss or someone yell at him, maybe fire him, I am not sure. But man, when that kid gets tanked, look out. As you know, I have been to a lot of shows, but I must say, seeing him piss on the floor of the pool restaurant with others watching took the cake. I am serious, I never thought I would see that at a show. So who is he? Does he have friends? In both cases, no one helps him out. In the one case that I did help him out, he did not seem to care. Is this a Marketing ploy? ![]() ![]()
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Just a Simple Carpenter
Join Date: May 2003
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hes the guy from 2much. Interesting marketing tactics to say the least.
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He's got his fucking eyes open! Why didnt he stop them?!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Dude looks like he needs help
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Sofa King Band
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Outside the box
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his eyes are open? Was he awake while this happened?
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Let's do some business!
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I bet ketchup would feel good out in that heat. Plus, all he needs is some fries and a burger and he's all set.
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Self Esteem
I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practiced all the things I would say But she came over I lost my nerve I took her BACK and made her dessert Now I know I'm being used That's okay man cause I like the abuse I know she's playing with me That's okay cause I've got no self esteem chorus: Oh wayo, yeah, yeah Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah (Repeat three times) We make plans to go out at night I wait till 2 then I turn out the light this rejection?s got me so low If she keeps it up I just might tell her so Chorus When she's saying, all that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she saying, all men are like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess, I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah! Now I'll relate, this little bit That happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night, she knocks on my door She's drunk again and, looking to score Now I know, I should say no, but That's kind of hard when she's ready to go I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self esteem Chorus When she's saying, all that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying, all that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess, I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah! |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: rural TN
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this thread and that video is very mean spirited. i hope he is some kind of whale who can deliver 500 sales a day.
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hollywood, Ca.
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Honestly, it is strange. I helped him in Montreal man, but I honestly figured the dude is trying to market this way.
BTW, everyone talks about him, and everyone has one question...who is he and why does he have no friends coming to pull him out of his drinking bender?
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Let's do some business!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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now I'm hungry again
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i've seen him already on the first evening drunken as hell and expected something like that to happen again. i think it's wasted money to employ someone like him. but it was nice to see you, your gf and your dad
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Pounding Googlebot
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My family is all about the Florida show haha. My dad loves to talk about his Nikon, thanks
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I want you in the biblical way.
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I think someone posted a picture of that guy earlier sleeping in a plant. They said he fell off the plant and got back on it and went back to sleep.
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Ketchup-head, ketchup-head, when will you learn,
That pissing publicly at pools is quite a concern? Not one of your friends could even be found, To clean up the urine you pissed all over the ground! |
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should have pissed on him
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Master of Gfy.com
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That's Eman From Perfect Gonzo.
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So Fucking Banned
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he should have jumped up and knocked that guy's teeth out. when did it become okay to abuse people when they are in such a state?
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So Fucking Banned
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He doesn`t look drunk
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Die With Your Boots On
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HAHAHAHAHA, "Someone get that guy some fries."
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At least the real media got his name back
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Yeah he stumbled my way cause we had some girls around.
Drunk as FUCK the first night... I am brokering this exclusive advertising space for Golden Palace the next show!
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THEN someone came and squirted mustard on him - same thing, he just sat there and took it.. The guy must be missing a few cards from his deck! (oh - and have you never been to a college party or anything? rule of thumb - NEVER go to sleep at a party drunk unless you don't mind waking up in some whacked out kind of state with cream, ketchup, shaved eyebrows, toothpaste on ya.. and etc - I'm surprised you don't know this)
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Trust me, I cut a lot out. I didn't film it all. People were grabbing my camcorder. There is footage of him in the women's bathroom on the camera still.
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hey what can I say I'm trying to get some content for ketchupboys.com... jeeze
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Looks like he's gone darkside, commonly seen in those that pop pills while drinking or have native american ancestry.
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Everyone was pointing at him and telling crazy stories about shit he did all weekend!
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nice put katchup on drunk sleeping people glad i missed those assholes at cybernext
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"Dont let him break the camera" "Turn eeettt Offff" |
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Cory,
What a great thing to witness in person..... I heard his name was Greg, and his badge said Media Guy. P.S. Thanks for the great dinners bro!! You and the WEG crew are a class act. Gabe, you want me to fix you a seebreeze???? great seeing you again bro. |
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I sound like such a diva. Man, I didn't want to get in the line of fire. That is my girlfriend that I referrence that I will give the camcorder to haha Some big guy grabbed the cam and put it in the faces of them while they were talking.
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With a domain that long they need to hire this guy so anyone will remember it..
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Thanks Matt, sorry about the first dinner, hopefully i made it up to you the next night. Real men drink Seabreezes, heavy on the sea, light on the breeze.
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