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RogerV · 08-09-2005, 11:44 PM

Funny how Quiet it gets. what the fuck was everyone eating

tristan_D · 08-10-2005, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV

Funny how Quiet it gets. what the fuck was everyone eating

cum...and some beer.

je_rome · 08-10-2005, 12:43 AM

lol! i bet it was because all they did there was laugh..so they fart a lot!

reed_4 · 08-10-2005, 01:20 AM

RogerV, that is really annoying. sorry to hear that.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-10-2005, 01:33 AM

Ancient Chinese Proverb: "He who smelt it must've dealt it".

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BuggyG · 08-10-2005, 07:08 AM

ok.. but what about the times you got in the elevator alone
must have made you think.. "now who the fuuck farted if no one here but me and it wasn't me?!?!?!?! "

OldSchoolJim · 08-10-2005, 07:10 AM

Hey Roger...sometimes they fart outside the elevator....but it lingers in their clothes when they go inside.....

ronaldo · 08-10-2005, 08:02 AM

Elevators can be an awkward place.

Next time try one of these. (It just seemed so appropriate to post here)

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other
passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up,
dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got
enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask
them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not
now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say "Oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say: "Mmmm... tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

beemk · 08-10-2005, 08:08 AM

oh man thats hilarious ronaldo, where did you get that?

ronaldo · 08-10-2005, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk

oh man thats hilarious ronaldo, where did you get that?

I had it sent to me a couple of years ago, and just googled "fun things to do in an elevator" and sure enough, there it was.

Peaches · 08-10-2005, 08:27 AM

You should have gotten on with me, Kathi and Tonda - we were showing off our bras - no pooting

Forest · 08-10-2005, 08:34 AM

it was from those nasty ass hot dogs they serverd for lunch

sorry

tungsten · 08-10-2005, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

You should have gotten on with me, Kathi and Tonda - we were showing off our bras - no pooting

that sure sounds better then smelling farts

Digibucks · 08-10-2005, 09:18 AM

what's every bodys reaction inside the elevator??? lol DAMN, that might upset my stomach!!!

Trixie Racer · 08-10-2005, 10:31 AM

Strange.. I don't have any bad elevator memories..

JJSLIMM · 08-10-2005, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV

Funny how Quiet it gets. what the fuck was everyone eating

Sure Roger.. Blame everone else you smelly bastard

EZRhino · 08-10-2005, 11:28 AM

Excellent list ronaldo

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08-10-2005, 08:02 AM	#8
ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	Elevators can be an awkward place. Next time try one of these. (It just seemed so appropriate to post here) 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 14. One word: Flatulence! 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 16. Do Tai Chi exercises. 17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 18. When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!" 19. Give religious tracts to each passenger. 20. Meow occasionally. 21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say "Oops!" 23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 28. Burp, and then say: "Mmmm... tasty!" 29. Leave a box between the doors. 30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 32. Start a sing-along. 33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 34. Play the harmonica. 35. Shadow box. 36. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 37. Lean against the button panel. 38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 41. Bring a chair along. 42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 43. Blow spit bubbles. 44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

08-10-2005, 08:27 AM	#11
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	You should have gotten on with me, Kathi and Tonda - we were showing off our bras - no pooting

08-10-2005, 08:34 AM	#12
Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 8,988	it was from those nasty ass hot dogs they serverd for lunch sorry

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EZRhino Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: couch Posts: 6,258	Excellent list ronaldo