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Holy Crap!!! I just saw the post Joe, a bear, jesus!!

I hope he's OK...all the best to you and your dad!!

Thanks Danielle.. I just got back.. he's alright except can't walk from the bruses and a torn shoulder rotator cuff. he woke up at 5am to crashing and banging in the kitchen. A bear cub crawled thru the window and was in the house eating the trash. My dad went out the downstairs door that leads down the hill to signal the police that were lost trying to find his house. Well.. there was the momma bear waiting around the corner of the house and she charged at him. He fell down the mountain hillside trying to get away and landed backwards and onto a boulder. Probably looked so silly flipping over like that that the bear didn't attack further and possibly maul him.. He's really fucking lucky. Not so for the bear which is sad. She went on to attack 3 other people today and had been tagged in the past year for doing it before so, the rangers had to destroy the bear.

KB's comments in the chat are killing me...but maybe true? lol