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Old 08-07-2005, 03:34 PM   #1
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has your girl ever asked you to pay, (gas, hotel room etc) and told you...

You would get lucky that night if you did?

Did it make you feel dirty?
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Old 08-07-2005, 03:36 PM   #2
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not dirty but rockHARD

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Old 08-07-2005, 03:36 PM   #3
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Old 08-07-2005, 03:51 PM   #4
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sometimes I let her shop online with the laptop while I bang her from behind.

You're a pornographer. Loosen up.
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Old 08-07-2005, 03:53 PM   #5
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Dude, I make my girl suck my dick for a Slurpie... she don;t have the skillz that pay the billz... so she must pay the billz in one way or another... which usually ends up in a blown out asshole or a pile of puke on my ballsack
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Old 08-07-2005, 04:17 PM   #6
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sometimes I let her shop online with the laptop while I bang her from behind.
Pretty quick shopping, no?






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Old 08-07-2005, 06:54 PM   #7
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Dude, I make my girl suck my dick for a Slurpie... she don;t have the skillz that pay the billz... so she must pay the billz in one way or another... which usually ends up in a blown out asshole or a pile of puke on my ballsack
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Old 08-07-2005, 06:56 PM   #8
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sometimes I let her shop online with the laptop while I bang her from behind.

You're a pornographer. Loosen up.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=500829
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Old 08-07-2005, 06:57 PM   #9
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I would kick her out.
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Old 08-07-2005, 07:02 PM   #10
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Dude, I make my girl suck my dick for a Slurpie... she don;t have the skillz that pay the billz... so she must pay the billz in one way or another... which usually ends up in a blown out asshole or a pile of puke on my ballsack


That's post of the week material there.
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Old 08-07-2005, 07:10 PM   #11
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Dude, I make my girl suck my dick for a Slurpie... she don;t have the skillz that pay the billz... so she must pay the billz in one way or another... which usually ends up in a blown out asshole or a pile of puke on my ballsack

Your parents must be proud...NOT!

I woukd give you a black eye,
before you could ever get to the slurpie counter.

You would have to perfer the weak girls, cause this would never work with the girls, I hang out with!

I don't suck little dicks, anyways!
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Old 08-07-2005, 07:31 PM   #12
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yes, it actually just happened...a female friend who I met in puerto rico last year can't afford to fly up here...so if I split airfare w/ her I get 4 days of the BEST sex I've ever had...damn I love that girl...

::starts writting check now::
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Old 08-07-2005, 07:40 PM   #13
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yes, it actually just happened...a female friend who I met in puerto rico last year can't afford to fly up here...so if I split airfare w/ her I get 4 days of the BEST sex I've ever had...damn I love that girl...

::starts writting check now::
Is it true what they say about Puerto Rican girls
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:38 PM   #14
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if your girl don't have the skillz ta pay da billz, maybe you should pretend you're a gentleman - or at least a human being. just pay her way for her... besides, gratitude will probably get you much better sex.

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Old 08-07-2005, 08:54 PM   #15
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Dude, I make my girl suck my dick for a Slurpie... she don;t have the skillz that pay the billz... so she must pay the billz in one way or another... which usually ends up in a blown out asshole or a pile of puke on my ballsack
I'm guessing yr a 14 year old virgin
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Old 08-07-2005, 11:18 PM   #16
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Old 08-07-2005, 11:30 PM   #17
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never happened and if she did that she wouldnt be around me for long lol
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:31 AM   #18
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You would get lucky that night if you did?

Did it make you feel dirty?
I never encountered such girl so far, though I find that line hot.
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