Bored thread, what your favorite riddle?

[chaze]

A plane crashes on the border of Mexico and United states. The plane has 8 Brazilian diplomats all born in different countries. The pilot in American. What country do they bury the survivors?

[rickholio]

A plane crashes on the border of Mexico and United states. The plane has 8 Brazilian diplomats all born in different countries. The pilot in American. What country do they bury the survivors?

They don't bury survivors.

[High Plains Drifter]

Survivors get pissed off when they're buried.

[chaze]

Ahh fuck anyone got a better one?

[chaze]

WTF

[tristan_D]

that's just cheesy.

[chaze]

O.K. this guy goes into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pours him a vodka on the rocks. He takes a drink and starts talking to a girl for about 5 minutes about why his job is top secret. She takes a drink of the vodka but chokes and dies.

Why? Hmmmmm

[PixeLs]

Survivors get pissed off when they're buried.

Sure they will.

[chaze]

O.K. this guy goes into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pours him a vodka on the rocks. He takes a drink and starts talking to a girl for about 5 minutes about why his job is top secret. She takes a drink of the vodka but chokes and dies.

Why? Hmmmmm

Anyone know this?

[After Shock Media]

Anyone know this?

I dunno either he is a hitman and she was the target or he is a spy and the bartender was gunna off him.

[chaze]

The poisen was in the ice, he survived because the by the time the ice melted she took the next drink and died.


Hmmmmm

No applause please, just throw money

[chaze]

O.K. another.

You walk into a room and there is three doors, two with instant death missles waiting for you if you open them and one with Erika Ames waiting to have sex before she got a man or after which ever.

Their is a mighty wizard that will answer three questions. But might always be lying or always be telling the truth.

You can only ask three yes or no questions. No run on questions either, no commas or "and" in the questions.

Good luck

[chadglni]

Hey chaze, can you hit me on ICQ real quick? Got a hosting related question for you.

[Stacey_JoinRightNow]

So we could only asked yes or no questions... I mean we could ask anything? about what? in the topic or about the mighty wizard, what will it be Chaze?

[chaze]

Hey chaze, can you hit me on ICQ real quick? Got a hosting related question for you.

Sure.,

I'm at 249-028-685