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Rob · 08-05-2005, 07:34 AM

SUCKED A BIG FAT DONKEY DICK!!!

I want my rental fee back! Keanu Reeves is made out of cardboard and the entire movie just sucked! If you haven't seen it, consider yourself lucky and $5 richer.

StuartD · 08-05-2005, 07:36 AM

I enjoyed it... Keanu sucks as an actor, but hey, I knew that long before I rented the movie.

The special effects and even the story was pretty cool.

But then... once again... I watch a movie to be entertained, not to judge or analyze it to death.

Orga · 08-05-2005, 07:38 AM

Good movie, great special effects.
I like it!

Basic_man · 08-05-2005, 07:39 AM

What the hell ! This was one of my favorite movie from 2005... The special effects are just amazing, and the story is very good

Rob · 08-05-2005, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

I enjoyed it... Keanu sucks as an actor, but hey, I knew that long before I rented the movie.

The special effects and even the story was pretty cool.

But then... once again... I watch a movie to be entertained, not to judge or analyze it to death.

I actually thought the storyline was pedestrian at best. Demon hunter trying to get into heaven...blah blah.

As far as the special effects, they were pretty good when I saw them in Blade, Blade 2, and Blade Trinity. Now they're just tiresome and something new has to come out when dealing with killing the undead or damned. The breaking apart into ashes is stale.

ssp · 08-05-2005, 07:44 AM

I liked the movie, quite entertaining!

Don't take life too serious dude.

Rob · 08-05-2005, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ssp

I liked the movie, quite entertaining!

Don't take life too serious dude.

Naw, I'm not taking life too serious. I think I just set my expectations too high because all in all, I do like Keanu Reeve's movies.

MrVids · 08-05-2005, 07:50 AM

i really liked Constantine. I can only assume you're whining about Keanu Reeves because either you've never seen him in a movie before or you heard a rumor that he caught a case of Pacino-itis and could miraculously act now

.

The story line, in it's rawest form is one that's been regurgitated 100 times, no doubt about it. But I dug how it was represented in this flick, a good way of telling the same ol same ol. Never the less, the devil in this flick ruled

.

Digibucks · 08-05-2005, 07:50 AM

its the special effects that HITS me...awesome!

AdPatron · 08-05-2005, 07:51 AM

The movie was good. They could have used better actors.

Rob · 08-05-2005, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

The movie was good. They could have used better actors.

I agree. What in the hell was up with that Gabriel tranny character. Was that a chick or a dude?

cfU · 08-05-2005, 07:54 AM

Constantwasteoftime!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XxXotic · 08-05-2005, 07:56 AM

i wasnt overly impressed but I wasn't going into it thinking it'd be the best movie ever so since I had lowered expectations i wasn't that disappointed

Denis_SC · 08-05-2005, 07:56 AM

I personally liked it . Not the best I've seen though ...

LittleSassy · 08-05-2005, 08:03 AM

i like the tattoo on his arms....

BVF · 08-05-2005, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

SUCKED A BIG FAT DONKEY DICK!!!

I want my rental fee back! Keanu Reeves is made out of cardboard and the entire movie just sucked! If you haven't seen it, consider yourself lucky and $5 richer.

You should have listened to me when I posted this same thing a week ago.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=497163

Platinum Red · 08-05-2005, 08:25 AM

I liked it saw about two weeks ago, I though the effects were great! and Gabrial was a chick. I liked what she did with the charecter

Platinum Red · 08-05-2005, 08:32 AM

I liked it saw about two weeks ago, I though the effects were great! and Gabrial was a chick. I liked what she did with the charecter

Evil Chris · 08-05-2005, 08:34 AM

What did you expect really?

wedouglas · 08-05-2005, 08:51 AM

Movie was great. Most everyone I know liked it. Good comic book movie.

aleck · 08-05-2005, 10:19 AM

the movie is pretty good

flirty · 08-05-2005, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp

I liked the movie, quite entertaining!

Don't take life too serious dude.

he's highonacid, what do you expect?

and yes i am $5 richer right now...thanks HOA

RichCashOmar · 08-05-2005, 10:25 AM

any movie with Rachel weisz

is a good movie

mrkris · 08-05-2005, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

I enjoyed it... Keanu sucks as an actor, but hey, I knew that long before I rented the movie.

The special effects and even the story was pretty cool.

But then... once again... I watch a movie to be entertained, not to judge or analyze it to death.

Same with me. Just because the actor may suck doesn't mean its nto an awesome movie. Constantine is one of my favorite movies because of its storyline and special effects.

axelcat · 08-05-2005, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

SUCKED A BIG FAT DONKEY DICK!!!

I want my rental fee back! Keanu Reeves is made out of cardboard and the entire movie just sucked! If you haven't seen it, consider yourself lucky and $5 richer.

I agree 100%

naugthygUrL · 08-06-2005, 06:07 AM

it was a great movie..

SomeCreep · 08-06-2005, 06:10 AM

constantine rocked

ColourMeHuman · 08-06-2005, 06:28 AM

The movie is great for what it is: a sci-fi horror, comic book come to life. Those who claim not to like the movie probably don't like the horror or comic books either.

imafuckingaussie · 08-06-2005, 07:13 AM

I thought it rocked, some of the best hellish effects I've seen, Keanu aint that bad.

tristan_D · 08-07-2005, 05:41 PM

before I was excited to watch that flick but when I started hearing bad things about it, I got discouraged and decided not to watch it.

VeriSexy · 08-07-2005, 06:18 PM

I keep forgetting to watch this movie, lot's of mixed reviews

WoW! · 08-07-2005, 07:10 PM

Agree, it wasn't very good at all. The story line is a complete disaster.
If you liked it for the special effects, I do not understand.

Donny · 08-07-2005, 07:12 PM

I liked it. Watched it twice.

QuaWee · 08-07-2005, 07:15 PM

I think Reeves acting is overhyped but I really liked this movie. I saw it when in the theaters and when it came out on video

reed_4 · 08-07-2005, 08:00 PM

i didn't finish watching it but next time i will.

Wiggles · 08-07-2005, 08:01 PM

i enjoyed it, acting wasn't greatest but it had an interesting plot and took some turns i did not expect.

PixeLs · 08-08-2005, 02:14 AM

I've watched it and enjoyed it a lot. I just don't know why you don't find it entertaining. It's a thrilling movie packed with impressive special effects and great story.

je_rome · 08-08-2005, 02:50 AM

i dudn't like the movie either. reeves didn't give justice to his role!

keyboard warrior · 08-08-2005, 09:01 AM

it was ok if you like his films.

nico-t · 08-08-2005, 10:30 AM

i think it was a pretty good flick.

PrintAdult-Sales · 08-17-2005, 07:34 AM

anything from vertigo is good!

eroswebmaster · 08-17-2005, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

But then... once again... I watch a movie to be entertained, not to judge or analyze it to death.

Me too...far too many people are looking for some kind of meaning to life in their movies, a very special message...that's what the t.v. show Blossom was for.

Project-Shadow · 08-17-2005, 07:45 AM

I found it to be a 7/10, the sound/effects etc were good. The story seemed to drag on a little bit. I would watch it again.

Rinaldo · 08-17-2005, 08:06 AM

i didnt care for it eithjer

XXX-Tony · 08-17-2005, 08:37 AM

I liked it ! thought it was an entertaining movie
Some pretty cool effects.

08-05-2005, 07:34 AM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Constantine the Movie SUCKED A BIG FAT DONKEY DICK!!! I want my rental fee back! Keanu Reeves is made out of cardboard and the entire movie just sucked! If you haven't seen it, consider yourself lucky and $5 richer. __________________

08-05-2005, 07:36 AM	#2
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	I enjoyed it... Keanu sucks as an actor, but hey, I knew that long before I rented the movie. The special effects and even the story was pretty cool. But then... once again... I watch a movie to be entertained, not to judge or analyze it to death. __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

08-05-2005, 07:39 AM	#4
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08-05-2005, 07:38 AM	#3
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08-05-2005, 07:44 AM	#6
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08-05-2005, 07:50 AM	#8
MrVids i am a meat popsicle Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,070	i really liked Constantine. I can only assume you're whining about Keanu Reeves because either you've never seen him in a movie before or you heard a rumor that he caught a case of Pacino-itis and could miraculously act now . The story line, in it's rawest form is one that's been regurgitated 100 times, no doubt about it. But I dug how it was represented in this flick, a good way of telling the same ol same ol. Never the less, the devil in this flick ruled .

08-05-2005, 07:51 AM	#10
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08-05-2005, 07:54 AM	#12
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08-05-2005, 08:32 AM	#18
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08-05-2005, 08:51 AM	#20
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08-05-2005, 10:19 AM	#21
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08-06-2005, 06:10 AM	#27
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08-06-2005, 06:28 AM	#28
ColourMeHuman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 215	The movie is great for what it is: a sci-fi horror, comic book come to life. Those who claim not to like the movie probably don't like the horror or comic books either.

08-06-2005, 07:13 AM	#29
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08-07-2005, 05:41 PM	#30
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08-07-2005, 07:10 PM	#32
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08-07-2005, 07:12 PM	#33
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I liked it. Watched it twice.

08-07-2005, 07:15 PM	#34
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08-07-2005, 08:00 PM	#35
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08-08-2005, 02:14 AM	#37
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08-08-2005, 02:50 AM	#38
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08-08-2005, 09:01 AM	#39
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08-08-2005, 10:30 AM	#40
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08-17-2005, 07:45 AM	#43
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	I found it to be a 7/10, the sound/effects etc were good. The story seemed to drag on a little bit. I would watch it again.