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BAKO · 10-17-2005, 09:44 AM

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html

LauraLee · 10-17-2005, 09:46 AM

interestingly bizzare.

BAKO · 10-17-2005, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee

interestingly bizzare.

Pretty Much

Jay · 10-17-2005, 09:54 AM

BT Laboratories??? .....

Trent Edison · 10-17-2005, 10:14 AM

Why not implant DVD player in her ass then?

mikie mike · 10-17-2005, 10:16 AM

That hawt!!!

DutchTeenCash · 10-17-2005, 10:17 AM

wow!

shame someone posted that a week ago

gangbangjoe · 10-17-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jay

BT Laboratories??? .....

BIG TITS LABRATORIES

crockett · 10-17-2005, 10:31 AM

So does that mean she would have a built in tuner, so when she started bitching you could just change the station?

Screaming · 10-17-2005, 10:40 AM

dont know that i like that idea

StuartD · 10-17-2005, 10:43 AM

Heh, I can just imagine now...

you'll be having wild monkey love with some hot broad, thinking you're doing an amazing job when suddenly she looks at you and says "honey, can I be on top for a bit, you keep press the buttons on my mp3 player."

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