WTF: can't buy toy guns anymore - GoFuckYourself.com

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:01 AM

what has this country come to, when you can't waltz into a Toy R Us and score a replica toy gun?

the guy i asked even said "nope, all we have are these weird alien things"

what the heck happened? we used to be able to get cap guns, starter pistols and all that good stuff back in the day... where is one supposed to get props for the girls to shove up their ass now?

liquidmoe · 08-03-2005, 12:05 AM

Use the real McCoy, you may want to unload it first though.

je_rome · 08-03-2005, 12:06 AM

too bad.. they don't know how to have fun!

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidmoe

Use the real McCoy, you may want to unload it first though.

not sure how legal that is

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:07 AM

Uhm, dopers started using them to rob people and point at cops, so laws changed and things got a little better. Then of course the dopers and shit stains just started painting the orange barrel plugs black and the cycle continued. Thus you can no longer find those toys at your local Toys R Us in some states.

Sly · 08-03-2005, 12:07 AM

The only ones they have now are those stupid orange cap ones because kids were pointing them at people and it was causing troubles. I say we give the kids real guns instead.

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

not sure how legal that is

Err, what does legality have to do with it? You want to shove a gun in someones ass, what difference does it make if it is real or not?

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

Uhm, dopers started using them to rob people and point at cops, so laws changed and things got a little better. Then of course the dopers and shit stains just started painting the orange barrel plugs black and the cycle continued. Thus you can no longer find those toys at your local Toys R Us in some states.

yes apparently AZ is one of those sates... maybe i can get one off the web?

Sly · 08-03-2005, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

Uhm, dopers started using them to rob people and point at cops, so laws changed and things got a little better. Then of course the dopers and shit stains just started painting the orange barrel plugs black and the cycle continued. Thus you can no longer find those toys at your local Toys R Us in some states.

Just more proof that laws cannot and will not stop stupid people from being stupid.

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

yes apparently AZ is one of those sates... maybe i can get one off the web?

What kind are you looking for? Some are still available in Ohio, I will ship you some if we have them.

mardigras · 08-03-2005, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I say we give the kids real guns instead.

Like they don't already have them

xenigo · 08-03-2005, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

not sure how legal that is

Not illegal, but I wouldn't fuck around with a real gun up anyone's ass. Huge liability. I don't care who says it's not loaded.

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

Err, what does legality have to do with it? You want to shove a gun in someones ass, what difference does it make if it is real or not?

well you can stuff a plastic snake in a girls ass and it's not beastiality, for example... but if she plays with a real snake it is

besides i don't have a weapons permit

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Just more proof that laws cannot and will not stop stupid people from being stupid.

No doubt, but in AZ laws will keep a producer from putting a fake gun in someone's butt...lol

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

What kind are you looking for? Some are still available in Ohio, I will ship you some if we have them.

that would rock bro! anything you can get would be cool, as long as it doesn't look like something from Star Trek LOL

let me know and i'll paypal you

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

well you can stuff a plastic snake in a girls ass and it's not beastiality, for example... but if she plays with a real snake it is

besides i don't have a weapons permit

Gotcha. What are you looking for exactly? Did you try KMart and WalMart? Geez, in their ads here they have air pistols that look just like the real thing in most cases.

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

that would rock bro! anything you can get would be cool, as long as it doesn't look like something from Star Trek LOL

let me know and i'll paypal you

Well.... Handgun, Uzi, MP5, grenade? You have to narrow it down a bit, this is Ohio remember...lol

georgeyw · 08-03-2005, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by liquidmoe

Use the real McCoy, you may want to unload it first though.

depends on the kid really

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

No doubt, but in AZ laws will keep a producer from putting a fake gun in someone's butt...lol

damn John McCain! LMFAO

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

Well.... Handgun, Uzi, MP5, grenade? You have to narrow it down a bit, this is Ohio remember...lol

god bless America

Warren · 08-03-2005, 12:17 AM

Dont do it Easton, let me know if you need $$$$$

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:17 AM

newbreed, an Uzi or handgun would be ideal

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by warren

Dont do it Easton, let me know if you need $$$$$

ROTF bro, thanks all the same! LOL

Sly · 08-03-2005, 12:19 AM

Rocket launchers up the ass sounds HOT!

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:22 AM

I bought 4 of these from KMart last year and my friends and I would have little bouts around the office. They also have models that look like Glocks and Sigs as I remember. The guns were around 35-40 bucks, the CO2 and ammo was another 30 bucks or so. You will not likely find anything like this at Toys-R-Us because of the liability. Try KMart or WalMart and if you don't find anything let me know and I will get you whatever from here.

http://www.daisy.com/shopping/custom...cat=259&page=1

Tip: Get the air-soft pellets, they hurt much less than the BB's...lol

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

newbreed, an Uzi or handgun would be ideal

OK, here we have Meijer, and I know they have MP5's and Uzis there.

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

I bought 4 of these from KMart last year and my friends and I would have little bouts around the office. They also have models that look like Glocks and Sigs as I remember. The guns were around 35-40 bucks, the CO2 and ammo was another 30 bucks or so. You will not likely find anything like this at Toys-R-Us because of the liability. Try KMart or WalMart and if you don't find anything let me know and I will get you whatever from here.

http://www.daisy.com/shopping/custom...cat=259&page=1

Tip: Get the air-soft pellets, they hurt much less than the BB's...lol

much appreciated, gonna try wal-mart and/or k-mart first but i'll have to venture down to south scottsdale for "those" kind of stores! LOL

Sly · 08-03-2005, 12:24 AM

NB I think he wants plastic guns, not the "toy" kind you're thinking of.

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

NB I think he wants plastic guns, not the "toy" kind you're thinking of.

yes exactly, i don't need a BB gun or air gun, simply a little toy beretta or something like we used to have as kids

don't kids play with those anymore?

pr0 · 08-03-2005, 12:26 AM

Airsoft......

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0

Airsoft......

dot com?

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

much appreciated, gonna try wal-mart and/or k-mart first but i'll have to venture down to south scottsdale for "those" kind of stores! LOL

Same here Bro, I would have to cross the tracks, but it's cool, I have roots there...lol

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

Same here Bro, I would have to cross the tracks, but it's cool, I have roots there...lol

christ have you seen the people that work at wal-mart? the only thing scarier is the people that shop there... LOL

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

NB I think he wants plastic guns, not the "toy" kind you're thinking of.

Yeah but the ones that look real are very expensive and used for props and shit, it's cheaper to buy the air-soft ones at the store. Last I looked for dummy guns it was over $100.00. We used them for training when I was still active duty and they were not cheap.

Like this, but black...

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

Yeah but the ones that look real are very expensive and used for props and shit, it's cheaper to buy the air-soft ones at the store. Last I looked for dummy guns it was over $100.00. We used them for training when I was still active duty and they were not cheap.

Like this, but black...

ahhhhhhhhhh... i think i found a little slice of heaven!

http://www.toyarsenal.com/Merchant2/...ory_Co de=530

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

christ have you seen the people that work at wal-mart? the only thing scarier is the people that shop there... LOL

I don't look man, I am in and out when I have to be...lol They just built a 24 hour one like 4 blocks from my platte, and the only good thing is it's closer than Kroger for Cosmopolitan mix...

PixeLs · 08-03-2005, 12:31 AM

Save your strenght on Barbie dolls people..lol

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

ahhhhhhhhhh... i think i found a little slice of heaven!

http://www.toyarsenal.com/Merchant2/...ory_Co de=530

I would jump on those, those prices are cheap man, some good deals there for what you need, and you would save on shipping from here.

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

I would jump on those, those prices are cheap man, some good deals there for what you need, and you would save on shipping from here.

agreed... i'll check with Holly and Alex to see what will go in their ass nice and smooth

also noticed this on the website: "We DO NOT ship Toy Weapons outside USA"

LOL... gotta keep the good stuff at home!

baddog · 08-03-2005, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

not sure how legal that is

I think it is legal to unload a gun

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

agreed... i'll check with Holly and Alex to see what will go in their ass nice and smooth

also noticed this on the website: "We DO NOT ship Toy Weapons outside USA"

LOL... gotta keep the good stuff at home!

The power of GFY astounds me.

Problem stated, problem solved.

pr0 · 08-03-2005, 12:35 AM

http://www.airsoftarms.com/?ID=Google1

baddog · 08-03-2005, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

well you can stuff a plastic snake in a girls ass and it's not beastiality, for example... but if she plays with a real snake it is

besides i don't have a weapons permit

I think anyone in AZ can pack a gun. Having one in the home is mandatory I believe.

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

The power of GFY astounds me.

Problem stated, problem solved.

agreed, isn't it wonderful?

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I think anyone in AZ can pack a gun. Having one in the home is mandatory I believe.

i think you missed the word TOY in the title bro...

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

agreed, isn't it wonderful?

Indeed. And they say nothing gets done here...

Easton · 08-03-2005, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed

Indeed. And they say nothing gets done here...

pffft... you just have to know who to ask!

baddog · 08-03-2005, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton

i think you missed the word TOY in the title bro...

I was referring to your comment "i don't have a weapons permit"

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:48 AM

Christ this has the potential to hit 50. Then in the morning the toy gun experts will be debating until at least 100 without reading the whole thread....LOLOL

newbreed · 08-03-2005, 12:48 AM

or at least 49

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newbreed Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ThatOneProgram.com Posts: 9,898	Uhm, dopers started using them to rob people and point at cops, so laws changed and things got a little better. Then of course the dopers and shit stains just started painting the orange barrel plugs black and the cycle continued. Thus you can no longer find those toys at your local Toys R Us in some states. __________________ Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! \| Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! \| Want to trade links with StompBunny.com? Loryn ‎(3:16 PM): I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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newbreed Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ThatOneProgram.com Posts: 9,898	I bought 4 of these from KMart last year and my friends and I would have little bouts around the office. They also have models that look like Glocks and Sigs as I remember. The guns were around 35-40 bucks, the CO2 and ammo was another 30 bucks or so. You will not likely find anything like this at Toys-R-Us because of the liability. Try KMart or WalMart and if you don't find anything let me know and I will get you whatever from here. http://www.daisy.com/shopping/custom...cat=259&page=1 Tip: Get the air-soft pellets, they hurt much less than the BB's...lol __________________ Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! \| Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! \| Want to trade links with StompBunny.com? Loryn ‎(3:16 PM): I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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