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Amputate Your Head · 08-03-2005, 06:01 PM

THERE IS NO DEITY WORTHY OF WORSHIP EXCEPT ALLAH, AND MUHAMMAD IS HIS MESSENGER.

If anyone has a real desire to be a Muslim and has full conviction and strong belief that Islam is the true religion ordained by Allah for all human-beings, then, one should pronounce the "Shahada", the testimony of faith, without further delay. The Holy Qur'an is explicit on this regard as Allah states:

"The Religion in the sight of Allah is Islam." (Qur'an 3:19)

In another verse of the Holy Qur'an, Allah states:

"If anyone desires a religion other than Islam (Submission to Allah), Never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter he will be in the ranks of those who have lost."(Qur'an 3:85)

either that or maybe a new tattoo instead.

Ramos · 08-03-2005, 06:02 PM

How do you say "Sig Spot" in Arabic?

ElvisManson · 08-03-2005, 06:03 PM

format c:

Tala · 08-03-2005, 06:09 PM

I vote for new ink.

CDSmith · 08-03-2005, 06:09 PM

I've been a devout member of Islam (I Slam) for years now. Our basic precept is that I or any member will SLAM any fucker upside the head who says anything negative about our beliefs.

Welcome to Islam Amp :D

JohnW · 08-03-2005, 06:09 PM

Get a tattoo of the Qur'an...

;)

J.

thaifan99 · 08-03-2005, 06:10 PM

go with the tats!

dropped9 · 08-03-2005, 06:14 PM

ok now take pic of towel on your head and post it please.

Amputate Your Head · 08-03-2005, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

I've been a devout member of Islam (I Slam) for years now. Our basic precept is that I or any member will SLAM any fucker upside the head who says anything negative about our beliefs.

Welcome to Islam Amp :D

why thank you brother.... I'm looking forward to the head slamming part with great enthusiasm.

jonesy · 08-03-2005, 06:15 PM

Asalam Alaikum

Furious_Male · 08-03-2005, 06:16 PM

Good luck with either choice.

CDSmith · 08-03-2005, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

why thank you brother.... I'm looking forward to the head slamming part with great enthusiasm.

You call a jihad, anytime, anywhere.... I'll be there.

With beer.

:D

dropped9 · 08-03-2005, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You call a jihad, anytime, anywhere.... I'll be there.

With beer.

:D

That's a lot of beer....

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-03-2005, 06:39 PM

I wonder who the first GFYer will be that ends up decapitated.

Personally I think better off with a new Tat

Spunky · 08-03-2005, 06:40 PM

Release the pedes

poisson · 08-03-2005, 06:43 PM

i'm converting to!

See sig!

CDSmith · 08-03-2005, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

That's a lot of beer....

Exactly.

I just happen to love beer. :D

Helix · 08-03-2005, 07:25 PM

I converted to Frisbeetarian. We believe that when you die, your soul gets stuck on the roof.

reed_4 · 08-03-2005, 07:26 PM

I respect your decision on your conversion to Islam religion. If you find peace of mind there, we are happy for you.

Tala · 08-03-2005, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Exactly.

I just happen to love beer. :D

Drink for me, then, 'cause I'm bringing soda instead.

Spunky · 08-03-2005, 07:28 PM

Do you celebrate Festivas?

CDSmith · 08-03-2005, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Drink for me, then, 'cause I'm bringing soda instead.

Bringing soda to a jihad?

How infidellican of you. :D

(add some vodka to that soda and you're in)

HughJardon · 08-03-2005, 07:52 PM

i saw your mama in a lincoln is that the greeting?

crockett · 08-03-2005, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

How do you say "Sig Spot" in Arabic?

Jihad?

78

Cash · 08-03-2005, 11:20 PM

Allahu Akbar

the boy · 08-03-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

I've been a devout member of Islam (I Slam) for years now. Our basic precept is that I or any member will SLAM any fucker upside the head who says anything negative about our beliefs.

Welcome to Islam Amp :D

hey man.. do you pray those 5 times a day?.. .just curious... also have you gone to Mecca?....

Platinum Lantern · 08-03-2005, 11:59 PM

I only wish you were serious

PixeLs · 08-04-2005, 02:03 AM

Amp has been blinded by that 75 virgin girls.

Digibucks · 08-04-2005, 04:20 AM

congrats on your new choice, may you find peace there bro

Herb Kornfield · 08-04-2005, 05:08 AM

I'd go with the Tattoo, Islam is only cool now since people wanna be some kind of rebel by embracing it.

SomeCreep · 08-04-2005, 06:30 AM

Jihad - A Muslim holy war or spiritual struggle against infidels.

Theo · 08-04-2005, 06:49 AM

12clicks will cut your balls if he finds out

Project-Shadow · 08-04-2005, 07:01 AM

Unbanned again?

Manowar · 08-04-2005, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

How do you say "Sig Spot" in Arabic?

allah ouakbar!!

Tapaz · 08-04-2005, 07:33 AM

Dont forget to buy a Burka for your future and past wife(s)? Good luck. You need it LOL

CDSmith · 08-04-2005, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the boy

hey man.. do you pray those 5 times a day?.. .just curious... also have you gone to Mecca?....

In Islam (I Slam) I slam down at least 5 shots a day.

A short prayer for world peace before each shot is optional. :D

Amputate Your Head · 08-04-2005, 10:43 AM

with any luck, I will be talking funny and be running my very own Quikie Mart by the end of the week.

jimmyf · 08-04-2005, 10:59 AM

tattoo

Mr Dickovitch · 08-04-2005, 11:23 AM

fl_prn_str · 08-04-2005, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy

Asalam Alaikum

wa alaikum assalam

Rui · 08-04-2005, 11:59 AM

ok, thanks for sharing such information with us :S

I guess the tatoo idea gives less work don'«t you think? lol

tristan_D · 08-04-2005, 08:07 PM

good luck to your conversion. hope you find what you're looking for.

Downtime · 08-04-2005, 08:16 PM

have fun with that

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