Do all guys jack~off in tanning booths? - GoFuckYourself.com

Cheshire · 02-01-2002, 11:15 AM

Someone once told me that ALL guys do it.
Makes me feel sorry for the girls that clean the rooms.

PeepNTom · 02-01-2002, 11:18 AM

you must be bored ?

Cheshire · 02-01-2002, 11:21 AM

Not at all, I've actually wondered about this for a while.
How else do you propose I find out if it's true or not? Walk down the street with a clip board???

playa · 02-01-2002, 11:22 AM

LOL,, what real guy goes to tanning booth,,,hehe

oh sorry is this normal?

Lensman · 02-01-2002, 11:29 AM

Ask that guy 3 cubes over from you.

Exxxotica · 02-01-2002, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
LOL,, what real guy goes to tanning booth,,,hehe

oh sorry is this normal?

Exactly!

Tanning booths are nothing more than seedy hangouts of homosexuals.

Unlike public restrooms, tanning booths offer a cleaner environment for todays modern gay man.

-=HOAX=- · 02-01-2002, 11:33 AM

I live in the mountains of Lake Tahoe...and I would never fake and bake for a few reasons...

First off during the winter its so fucking cold no one would see the tan anyway...

Secondly the only tan I need to look cool is the racoon look, gained from snowboarding/skiing all day in goggles.

Thirdly summer lasts like 4 months max...it'd be a waste of time.

And Finally PASTEY SKIN is DEAD SEXY!

Quote:

Unlike public restrooms, tanning booths offer a cleaner environment for todays modern gay man.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA

Speedy26 · 02-01-2002, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Someone once told me that ALL guys do it.
Makes me feel sorry for the girls that clean the rooms.

i spew in the bottle of cleaner they leave for people to clean the booth. that way there is no mess.....

Cheshire · 02-01-2002, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by Lensman
Ask that guy 3 cubes over from you.

I can't, he's out masterba..... I mean tanning.

TheEnforcer · 02-01-2002, 12:19 PM

REAL men don't use tanning booths!!

Nedder · 02-01-2002, 12:28 PM

tanning booth = homo

"not that there's anything wrong with that"

nz

Slick · 02-01-2002, 12:40 PM

I agree though, only homos use tanning booths, he he he.

dropped9 · 02-01-2002, 12:46 PM

Your kidding right?

boneprone · 02-01-2002, 12:53 PM

As a tradition, on the very last day of tanning just before my contract expires and I know i wont be coming back, I do leave a load in the tanning bed for the little girl to clean.

I had a hunch they were not cleaning them, and some other person would lay in it after me..

Anyhow, after that Im sure they cleaned them more often..

Ive done it maybe 3 times.

I really dont get much out of it..

I get more out of shitting in public restrooms, and at freinds homes without flushing the toliet after im done.

Much much better of a reaction.

AaronM · 02-01-2002, 01:09 PM

If they made tanning beds in my size, then I might be tempted to give it a try. This is one more reason that I am moving to a state where the sun is out more than 11.2 hours a month. Now I will be able to lay in my own backyard and punch the clown while soaking up the sun rays.

Rip · 02-01-2002, 01:15 PM

I heard that only women masturbate in tanning booths, and when a gay man happens by, the staff ask him to cum into the tanning lotion bottle, so that they can give the next woman that comes in a fully stocked seletion of cremes

Theo · 02-01-2002, 01:40 PM

never been there!

Cheshire · 02-01-2002, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slick
I agree though, only homos use tanning booths, he he he.

Well in that case I'm only hetero 4 out of 7 days a week.
That's over 50% ~ Not bad

AaronM · 02-01-2002, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

Well in that case I'm only hetero 4 out of 7 days a week.
That's over 50% ~ Not bad

Let's talk about shooting content during the other 3 days.

Martin · 02-01-2002, 02:48 PM

Yeah I was going to say what gay boy here uses a tanning bed..lol.. The only way I would get into one is if Jennifer Love Hewit was in it

Cheshire · 02-01-2002, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Let's talk about shooting content during the other 3 days.

I should have specified 'not hetero for 17 minutes three days a week'.
Sure Aaron, but I know you've already got a hidden camera in that broken ceiling tile.

AaronM · 02-01-2002, 03:30 PM

Yeah but so far you have not brought any friends to the tanning bed to play with you. Get on it girl!

Pornwolf · 02-01-2002, 04:14 PM

Since we are all in the porn biz I would assume we all know better that to jack off in any tanning bed anywhere!

There's cameras in all of em right!

Cheshire · 02-01-2002, 04:17 PM

Maybe that's why those who do it, do it.

I always figured it was because a guy can't lay naked with nothing to do for 15 minutes without putting the little guy to work.

Machine · 02-01-2002, 06:15 PM

My family owns a chain of tanning salons. There are alot of fucking weird men that tan, let me tell you. Ive personally had to throw out about twenty guys over the years.

SNOW · 02-01-2002, 06:38 PM

Well Eric and I jack off to your picture exclusively,So i hope you feel complimented...

My balls hurt..You feel better??

Pornwolf · 02-01-2002, 07:20 PM

Quote:

I always figured it was because a guy can't lay naked with nothing to do for 15 minutes without putting the little guy to work.

Hmm... let me get out the timer...

Cheshire · 02-04-2002, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
Well Eric and I jack off to your picture exclusively,So i hope you feel complimented...

My balls hurt..You feel better??

Okay Snow, here's your mission.

1. Buy sticky alphabet letters, you can usually find them at any hardware or office suppy store.
2. Sign up for a two week membership at a tanning salon.
3. Tan every other day with 'CHESHIRE' across your belly.
4. Take a picture (no altering), and post it on GFY.

If you choose to accept this mission I will reciprocate with the equivilent.

deluxe · 02-04-2002, 12:40 PM

I think it's to hot to do that in there...

SNOW · 02-04-2002, 02:18 PM

Ok so my bed in Miami will be a kingsize and your coming right?? How about I wrtite something... I dont have time to go to a tanning booth.. Dare me to do something else... How about i pee your name on the floor or something naaaa thats gross

Cheshire · 02-04-2002, 02:50 PM

Come up with something creative and I might be game for it.

boneprone · 02-04-2002, 04:05 PM

stop it you fucker.

Cheshire · 02-04-2002, 04:26 PM

pr0 · 02-04-2002, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Come up with something creative and I might be game for it.

Ok i'll propose something "creative"

heres what we'll need.

(1) A goat
(2) 2-bottles Whip Cream
(3) 3 Monkey's dressed in Nurses Uniforms
(4) A giant stage prop enchanted Mushroom
(5) 3 pre-recorded episodes of Jerry Springer involving midgets.
(6) A cooler full of Old English Malt Liquir
(7) 5 Party Hats
(8) 2 packs of panty liners
(9) 2 jet skii's with "Pimp" Painted on the side.
(10) 5 orders of Russian Cavier.
(11) 2 Flamingo's wearing top hats
(12) 2 tanning booth's
(13) Two packs of Newports
(14) 2 Walkie Talkies

If you contact me via-icq i will give you the rest of the details

You game?

Cheshire · 02-04-2002, 04:44 PM

Okay genius, where are the girbils???

View Poll Results: Do all guys jack~off in tanning booths?
YES, all I need is some tanning lotion and I'm on the job.	12	35.29%
NO, it leaves a nasty tan line.	17	50.00%
I'd never admit to it.	5	14.71%
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02-01-2002, 11:15 AM	#1
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Do all guys jack~off in tanning booths? Someone once told me that ALL guys do it. Makes me feel sorry for the girls that clean the rooms. __________________ just a little bit naughty Last edited by Cheshire; 02-01-2002 at 11:19 AM..

02-01-2002, 11:21 AM	#3
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Not at all, I've actually wondered about this for a while. How else do you propose I find out if it's true or not? Walk down the street with a clip board??? __________________ just a little bit naughty

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TheEnforcer Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 2,855	REAL men don't use tanning booths!! __________________ Hit me up below for all your advertising needs!

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Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	I heard that only women masturbate in tanning booths, and when a gay man happens by, the staff ask him to cum into the tanning lotion bottle, so that they can give the next woman that comes in a fully stocked seletion of cremes __________________ ...

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PeepNTom Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: yer freakin window Posts: 275	you must be bored ?

02-01-2002, 11:22 AM	#4
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	LOL,, what real guy goes to tanning booth,,,hehe oh sorry is this normal?

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Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Ask that guy 3 cubes over from you.

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Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	tanning booth = homo "not that there's anything wrong with that" nz

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I agree though, only homos use tanning booths, he he he.

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dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Your kidding right?

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	As a tradition, on the very last day of tanning just before my contract expires and I know i wont be coming back, I do leave a load in the tanning bed for the little girl to clean. I had a hunch they were not cleaning them, and some other person would lay in it after me.. Anyhow, after that Im sure they cleaned them more often.. Ive done it maybe 3 times. I really dont get much out of it.. I get more out of shitting in public restrooms, and at freinds homes without flushing the toliet after im done. Much much better of a reaction.

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	If they made tanning beds in my size, then I might be tempted to give it a try. This is one more reason that I am moving to a state where the sun is out more than 11.2 hours a month. Now I will be able to lay in my own backyard and punch the clown while soaking up the sun rays.

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	never been there!

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Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Yeah I was going to say what gay boy here uses a tanning bed..lol.. The only way I would get into one is if Jennifer Love Hewit was in it __________________

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Yeah but so far you have not brought any friends to the tanning bed to play with you. Get on it girl!

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Since we are all in the porn biz I would assume we all know better that to jack off in any tanning bed anywhere! There's cameras in all of em right! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Maybe that's why those who do it, do it. I always figured it was because a guy can't lay naked with nothing to do for 15 minutes without putting the little guy to work. __________________ just a little bit naughty

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Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 660	My family owns a chain of tanning salons. There are alot of fucking weird men that tan, let me tell you. Ive personally had to throw out about twenty guys over the years. __________________ Webmastercommerce.com AAC - Adult Amateur Content (coming soon)

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SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Well Eric and I jack off to your picture exclusively,So i hope you feel complimented... My balls hurt..You feel better??

02-04-2002, 12:40 PM	#29
deluxe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,434	I think it's to hot to do that in there... __________________ NO LOGO

02-04-2002, 02:18 PM	#30
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Ok so my bed in Miami will be a kingsize and your coming right?? How about I wrtite something... I dont have time to go to a tanning booth.. Dare me to do something else... How about i pee your name on the floor or something naaaa thats gross

02-04-2002, 02:50 PM	#31
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Come up with something creative and I might be game for it. __________________ just a little bit naughty

02-04-2002, 04:05 PM	#32
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	stop it you fucker.

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738

02-04-2002, 04:44 PM	#35
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Okay genius, where are the girbils??? __________________ just a little bit naughty